Andrew: “Gimlet Media presents: Lockjaw… The Andrew Walsh Story!”
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Andrew: “He’s, he’s touching my wrist again, guys. No, just kidding”
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Andrew: “If my fantasy team wins the fantasy league this year… I’m taking to the fantasy streets and I’m gonna burn me a fantasy couch”
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Andrew: “It’s very nice to meet you, Mr. Program Director. Does this look pussy to you?”
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Andrew: “Listen, Nate Tobey!”
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Andrew: “No one hits the high notes like The Tongue”
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Andrew: “Oh, no”
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Andrew: Saying “Can you do this?” and making a fart sound
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Andrew: “The big, open sore on my tongue is hitting my teeth!”
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Andrew: “When I say three times in a row, ‘I can’t remember. I can’t remember. I can’t remember…’ That’s when you reach over and gently touch my wrist”
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Andrew: “You are my, my juice guru”
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Andrew: “You can’t OD on ibuprofen, right?”
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Andrew: “Your fantasy team is like your dreams; nobody wants to hear you talk about it”
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Andrew and Luke: “Here’s the deal with me… and… I’ve been waiting… for a good six years to have, to finally hear the answer to this question. I have the best tongue in radio. Ohh!!!”
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Andrew and Luke: “I consider myself the Kayne of Chicago. Yeah”
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Andrew and Luke: “I downloaded Duolingo and have been practicing my Pandora; so… this holiday, I speak Pandora as well (Oh, God!)”
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Andrew and Luke: “What’s wrong with your tongue? A lot”
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Andrew and Luke: “Why is your face turning pink and green? All the ibuprofen I took”
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Luke: “‘Are you coming to Third Coast?’ He says, ‘Your old hairline is here'”
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Luke: “Dang it!”
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Luke: “How about gravy and vodka?”
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Luke: “I think you were a little wigged out”
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Luke: “I’m bored of my story”
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Luke: “It puts the lotion in the shopping basket!”
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Luke: Laughing
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Luke: “Look at all these hipsters!”
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Luke: “Look… the robo–the robot… the robot did me dirty on the draft”
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Luke: Saying “Oh, that’s a-spicy spin–skin graft!” in a faux Italian accent
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Luke: Singing “I… had the Times of our lives”
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Luke: “The longest running skimble-skamble… on the show”
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Luke: “This is what it sounds like when phones ring”
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Luke: “You’re gonna love… the way you look… on tomorrow’s show”
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Luke and Andrew: “Cuz, I know you’re a ‘Live Wires’ fan. Live Wire, yeah. (Live Wire) Yeah. But, the song.”
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Luke and Andrew: Laughing
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Luke and Andrew: “Touching haptics… (We were…) and making a living!”
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