Andrew: “Be honest with me”
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Andrew: “But, I didn’t feel like I was being a drunk fool”
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Andrew: “I know you’re trying to put on a brave face here”
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Andrew: “I mean, you’re talking about a generational thing here too; and, like, where do you draw those lines? And… not where do you draw those lines? I, my mouth said something that… my brain didn’t give it authorization to say”
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Andrew: “I’m back home in Seattle… I was in Seattle when you first went on this multi-legged voyage of yours… and then, I met you in Chicago; now, I’m back home… and you are, once again, in a different city. You haven’t seen your home in… is it a week and a half at this point?”
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Andrew: Making Mr. Tough Guy sounds
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Andrew: Making thinking sounds
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Andrew: “Oh, my!”
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Andrew: “Out! Now!”
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Andrew: Saying “What the fuck!?” in an offended manner
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Andrew: Singing “These are the Brendans that we know”
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Andrew: Talking like the waiter from the restaurant Luke and Andrew went to in Chicago
Andrew: “That’s not exactly what happened there”
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Andrew: “The woman in question”
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Andrew: “This does not happen to me!”
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Andrew: “Where, where’s your brain, and heart… and nose?”
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Andrew and Luke: “I just wanna grab you by the lapels and say, ‘Never go to the bathroom again!’ Like, ‘This was for you! This was for you!!’ (I know!)”
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Andrew and Luke: Mr. Tough Guy and Mr. No Big Deal
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Andrew and Luke: “These are the Brendans that we know. It’s a song from the 30s. Okay.”
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Luke: “And, I was… as you would say, Andrew… ripshit”
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Luke: “Ask somebody who was in the room. I know Linh Pham was there; so, ask Linh”
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Luke: “For the record, I only went number one”
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Luke: “From one low trigger point person to another: game recognize game”
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Luke: “Hold back the gates of… phlegmy hell”
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Luke: “I was still legit doing yoga with, like, goats… all up in my Kool-Aid”
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Luke: “It’s releasing the gates of phlegmy hell”
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Luke: “Oh, boy”
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Luke: “Peace and love, millennials”
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Luke: Saying “No way!” as Steve Brule
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Luke: Sneezing
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Luke: “Sweet, sweet, naive Hans”
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Luke: “That was an example of me buying the ticket; and then, having to take the ride”
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Luke: “That was just a… wonderful… beautiful comeuppance. I love your comeuppance. To me… your comeuppance is a beautiful story”
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Luke: “This is the blind leading the… slightly blinder”
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Luke: “What the fuck?”
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Luke: “You would never get away with that at Skylark!!!”
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Luke and Andrew: “Broads! I’m talking about broads! I’m just like… (Oh, God)”
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Luke and Andrew: “But, I am a night-time sniffling, sneezing, (Oh, yeah) stuffy-head, fever… achy… so you can’t rest medicine”
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Luke and Andrew: “I’m not… a mom with a young kid. I’m not even a mom on the ‘net… (Hmm) I’m not even a… technogeek with spreadshee. I’m just a… I’m just a podcast host with a cold, standing in front of you, telling you that I love you.”
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Luke and Andrew: “I’m sorry… What? Keep going, but stop. Keep going, but stop.”
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Luke and Andrew: “The woman in question. The woman in question”
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