Andrew: “Are you feeling more… more present today… or whatever?”
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Andrew: Beeping along with the Doogie Howser, M.D. theme
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Andrew: “Boy… boy am I a dork”
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Andrew: “Can you give us a briefy?”
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Andrew: Chuckling
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Andrew: “Don’t force that joke, Luke”
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Andrew: “Fork, I’m home!”
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Andrew: Funny, drawn out “What?”
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Andrew: “‘Hey, I listen to your show!’ …Thanks”
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Andrew: “I haven’t effed anything up yet”
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Andrew: “I think… now that I’m saying it out loud… that my dad might have been involved… with some Russian spies”
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Andrew: “I took a sip of orange juice today… Yes, right from the… the bottle. Don’t tell Genevieve”
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Andrew: “I’m getting broken again, Luke. I’m getting broken again!”
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Andrew: “Inapropes”
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Andrew: “Let’s keep it Christian”
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Andrew: “Lucy, I’m home, baby!”
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Andrew: “Lucy, I’m home!!”
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Andrew: “Lucy… I’m home”
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Andrew: “Luke, I am your father”
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Andrew: “Oh, no. No, no, no. No!”
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Andrew: Singing “Hello, Burbank. I said hello”
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Andrew: “That was my imitation of Seinfeld. See, I do imitations too, by the way”
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Andrew: “Wow, you never know… I… literally never know what’s gonna come out of my face… when I start the show with you”
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Andrew: “You don’t even know all of the lyrics to ‘The Soft Parade’. You don’t even know if the monk bought lunch!! Are you kidding me!?”
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Andrew: “You’re gonna get the Yelp! review of a lifetime!!!”
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Andrew and Luke: “Like, in what universe did Papa Bear meet Mama Bear? (Like, in a…) Law enforcement conference?”
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Andrew and Luke: “Okay, I got… let’s do two more quickies, okay? Are you okay on time? Yeah”
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Luke: “Actually, I think I’m wrong about that”
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Luke: “Because, the actual… receipt was trapped inside the Avis… web underneath… upside-down… underworld… underdog, whatever you call it”
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Luke: “Everything in moderation, including moderation”
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Luke: “Everything is right… these days at Burbank Springs”
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Luke: “Fuck, this was a hill!?”
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Luke: “He is the longest running co-bro of the pro”
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Luke: “How is it gramamas always got money; they ain’t got no job”
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Luke: “I’m just gonna say it, okay? This is so mean to… to beautiful people in the world”
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Luke: “Interesante”
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Luke: “Like, I just say this whole dribble-drabble about you”
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Luke: “Lucy, you go’ some ‘splainin’ a-do”
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Luke: “No… I am your father!”
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Luke: “One of those regrettable breakfast decisions”
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Luke: “Please don’t let this lead to a porno site when I search, ‘Berenstain Bears fingertips'”
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Luke: Saying “He told me enough! He told me you killed him!” as Luke Skywalker
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Luke: Saying “Hey, everybody, this is Luke Skywalker speaking… He told me enough… He told me you killed him” as a pilot over a PA system
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Luke: Saying “I dunno why I said that” in a gruff manner
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Luke: Saying “Live Wire” in a funny manner
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Luke: Saying “Oh hi, Tommy” as Tommy Wiseau
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Luke: Singing “Skipping on those nightshades”
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Luke: “This is making our Star Wars aficionados insane”
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Luke and Andrew: “By the way… they’ll confiscate my Rudy guns from my cold, dead hands. It’s in the Constitution!”
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Luke and Andrew: “New York Jersey!? New York Jersey?”
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