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Clips From TBTL #2530: No Point Conversion Edition

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Andrew: “All y’all”

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Andrew: “And, I know I’m gonna get the details wrong on this”

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Andrew: Andrew wanted to take things out and watch the world burn after the Browns lost against the Packers

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Andrew: “Are you kidding me?”

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Andrew: “Aww… where’s my cookie?”

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Andrew: “I just didn’t need that”

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Andrew: “I was really angry at the Browns yesterday”

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Andrew: “I’d… I’d know how to take a fucking Browns loss in stride”

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Andrew: “I’ve never rooted so hard for another team in my life”

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Andrew: “Nasty!”

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Andrew: “Oh my God… what a bonehead”

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Andrew: “Only time I run is when I run to get another pizza!”

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Andrew: Saying “Bye” in a funny manner

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Andrew: Snorting Quietly

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Andrew: “Talk about getting nasty”

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Andrew: Thinking Sound

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Andrew: “This is the best moment in No Point Conversion history… Do tell. What’s happening over there?”

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Andrew and Carey Burbank: Andrew trying to weasel his way out of the discussion about Luke’s butt, citing HR

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Andrew and Carey Burbank: “Happy birthday, Carey. Oh, thanks, Andrew! Yeah”

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Andrew and Luke: “Okay, look at me. I got all the details right… You did! Aww… where’s my cookie?”

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Andrew, Luke and Carey Burbank: “Is that Carey from the basement? It’s Carey from the side room. Don’t get it twisted, Andrew. (Hey Carey from the side room) That’s David.”

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Carey Burbank: “Having a hard time taking you seriously with… your legs crossed, with those pants on… right now”

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Carey Burbank: “My brain is bad”

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Carey Burbank: Saying “Just so you know, like, I–I don’t… I’m not gonna make this whole day… about… football watching or, you know, the Seahawks” as Luke

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Carey Burbank: Snorting

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Carey Burbank and Luke: Laughing

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Carey Burbank and Luke: “Looking is free. Touching will cost ya. That’s right”

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Carey Burbank, Andrew and Luke: “You’re still way more intense than… anyone else I’ve ever watched sports with. Can I jump in (Maybe, I’m just better at it) here for a second? You’re such an asshole”

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Carey Burbank, Luke and Andrew: “Just so you know, like, I–I don’t… I’m not gonna make this whole day… about… football watching or, you know, the Seahawks. That’s how I sound like? Yes. Dead on. Wait, who’s talking right now?”

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Carey Burbank, Luke and Andrew: “Well, first of all, we were celebrating my birthday… That is a good point. (early.) Happy birthday. And, you had said… Thanks… it’s not actually ’til Sunday, but thanks. I probably won’t remember on Sunday; so, can we… accept this one? Yes. Thank you.”

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Luke: “Actually, honestly, my legs and my butt are the only parts of my body that I don’t actively loathe”

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Luke: “And, Michael Bennett, who I, kind of, think is a dingus”

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Luke: “Can we… can, can… can… like, we have a picture… of my firm, firm apple… in these beautiful ballet running pants… as the show pic today, I think is the real question”

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Luke: Cute Chuckle

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Luke: “Holy shit! This is happening!”

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Luke: “I think I have a cute butt!”

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Luke: “Rank my butt”

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Luke: “Well, here’s the thing”

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Luke and Andrew: “Like… what David said this morning… David… DTFB… Mmm-hmm. David from the basement”

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Luke and Carey Burbank: Chuckling

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Luke and Carey Burbank: Luke has a cute butt and wants Carey to rate his butt

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Luke, Carey Burbank and Andrew: Luke is wearing stretchy pants and has his legs crossed; and, Carey thinks he looks ridiculous

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Audio Clips

Clips From TBTL #2530

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Andrew: “And, I promise you, I’m not butthurt about this”

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Andrew: “And, listen, nobody likes seeing roadkill… well, I guess some people do… Dahmer!”

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Andrew: “But, wow! Am I glad Genevieve doesn’t ask me to do this. Well, she probably would; if, she knew I wasn’t such a pain in the ass”

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Andrew: Cute Laugh

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Andrew: “Did I say wife? I meant sister”

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Andrew: “Everybody look at me and my crazy retro pants I’m walking in here”

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Andrew: “Hey… I was acquitted!”

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Andrew: “How ya doing!?”

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Andrew: “Hunh… that surprises me”

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Andrew: “I cracked myself up with that one”

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Andrew: “I don’t care what you do”

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Andrew: “I don’t know why you gotta bring robots into this; but, whatever”

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Andrew: “Is there a word for somebody who is a vegetarian when they’re sober?”

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Andrew: Saying the TBTL voicemail line number while simulating cutting in and out

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Andrew: “Thank you for such a kind, kind introduction, Luke”

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Andrew: “That sounds like my… worst… nightmare. That combines so many things that makes me, that make me uncomfortable. It is… it is upsetting to even hear about”

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Andrew: “Well, whatever”

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Andrew: “Well, who are we?”

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Andrew: “Yeah, I don’t know. When I say you should, I don’t mean that in a finger-waggy way”

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Andrew: “You’re Burbank and Walsh!”

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Andrew and Luke: “Yeah, I still this have this [sic] vague (No) feeling that what I said was shitty”

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Andrew and Luke: “You know who got me to like purple, Luke? Hmm. The Joker”

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Luke: Chuckling

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Luke: Cute Laugh

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Luke: “God help me”

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Luke: “Harness the power of my dislike for prosciutto”

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Luke: “Here’s the thing with purple”

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Luke: “I am… the biggest hypocrite of all time”

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Luke: “I was the one who said it”

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Luke: “I’m in a kind of a… I’m in a little bit of a… a confused state right now”

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Luke: “I’ve been called worse!!!”

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Luke: “Look out, hot dog! There’s a new food product that we like to talk about endlessly.”

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Luke: “Peace and love”

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Luke: Saying “Ha-ha-ha… Because, ha-ha… Oh hi, Donny” as Tommy Wiseau

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Luke: “That’s… insane!”

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Luke: “This is so bad, by the way”

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Luke: “You ready, Rudy? Wait! She’s down the hall… Well, she’ll make it in here at some point”

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Luke and Andrew: Luke saying “Yeah, now I need to take that break. Alright… quick break. When we come back, I’ll wrap up this… fascinating, fascinating ham story. Look out, hot dog! There’s a new food product that we like to talk about endlessly.” and Andrew laughing

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Luke and Andrew: Making a callback, and a jab, at my request to play “In The Year 2525” on last week’s show

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Luke and Andrew: “We’ve got a No Point Conversion coming up… in just a moment… all of you, other than Linh Pham… Noted enemy of the TBTL No Point Conversion (Just lighten up, Linh!) God! That’s a good show title (‘Lighten up, Linh’)”

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