Clips From TBTL #2538: Luke Burbank Edition

Luke: “And, she came home, Carey came home earlier than I thought; and, I was in the midst doing this… and, it was… as if she came in and found me… you know… I don’t know… butt-naked… looking at something I shouldn’t be looking at. It was, like… I, I felt like, I was, I had totally been caught doing something bad”

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Luke: “Boom”

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Luke: “C-c-c-cookie Soul! [ph]

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Luke: “Can everybody hear this? My goodness gracious… Rudy… It’s gonna be a long hour if you keep doing that for the entire show”

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Luke: Chuckling

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Luke: “Hej-do!”

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Luke: “I gotta get my stair on”

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Luke: “I mean, I know that I’m a… basically, like a path of least resistance in most fun… I’m at peace with that”

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Luke: “It is just hard eye-roll city for her”

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Luke: “It was so fun! And, it made Carey so mad”

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Luke: Saying “Coming in at number one… with a bullet… once again… it’s ‘123456’” as Casey Kasem

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Luke: Saying “Coming in… at number twenty-five… first appearance on the list… ‘trustno1′” as Casey Kasem

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Luke: Saying “This one goes to eleven” in a British accent

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Luke: Singing “Is it me you’re looking for?”

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Luke: “TBTL Dectacular”

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Luke: “This is old man yells about cloud”

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Luke: “Today is the darkest, saddest day of the year… but, tomorrow will be incrementally less dark and less sad”

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Luke: “Wait… is radio hosting or love making?”

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Luke: “We have an update on the TBTL Tenth… Anniversary show… which is, that… it… is sold out”

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Luke: “What am I trying to say”

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Luke: “What the frack ever!”

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Luke: “What the frack ever! G… Goddamn it, Netflix! Whatever!”

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Luke: “What’s up, dude? Four-twenty”

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Luke: “You ready to get into this Kool-Aid, Ru-dog? No? Very reluctant… Pod-dog right now”

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Luke: “You’ll be among people who understand… what… this lunacy is”

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Luke and Andrew: “Actually, we sold nineteen extra tickets because… I’m an idiot”

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Luke and Andrew: “And, happy… Squanchtober to you too as well. Thank you”

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Luke and Andrew: “Cookie Soul! [ph] I don’t get it”

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Luke and Andrew: “I gotta get my stair on. Good sit, good stair. (And, so) I get it”

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Luke and Andrew: “Loggin and Messina? Loggin and Messina, that’s a great password! Somebody use that!”

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Luke and Andrew: “Maybe you should stick with the knitting and get rid of the nitpicking… That’s what is exactly what I told her!”

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Luke and Andrew: “That was just a… crime of opportunity really. I don’t know”

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Clips From TBTL #2538: Andrew Walsh Edition

Andrew: “Actually, we sold nineteen extra tickets because… I’m an idiot”

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Andrew: “And, then, I just flipped my shit”

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Andrew: “Andrew Walsh Production! Where’s the air horn?”

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Andrew: “Back at it again with their white Vans”

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Andrew: “Because, for me and my weird brain”

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Andrew: “Game over”

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Andrew: “I almost really mucked this up”

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Andrew: “I feel like I’ve been relatively chill-bro about this”

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Andrew: “I have a vague memory of that; but, I, I, I can’t recall”

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Andrew: “I wanna know the backstory”

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Andrew: “I was looking… for the spreadshee”

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Andrew: “I’m in trouble”

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Andrew: “Just stop trying to get into my accounts, everybody!”

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Andrew: Laughing

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Andrew: Laughing #2

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Andrew: Laughing and saying “Sorry, I wasn’t listening”

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Andrew: Making air horn sounds

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Andrew: Playing an air horn drop, laughing and saying “Oh, man”

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Andrew: Saying “I don’t know how to talk to a broken football man!” in a funny manner

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Andrew: Saying “Oh! Foot–I have to talk to a football player!?” in a funny manner

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Andrew: “Squanchings, Luke”

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Andrew: “Stop listening, Piper… This isn’t content for you”

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Andrew: “Such a bad sound. I liked it at first; now, I never wanna hear it again”

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Andrew: “That was a real… dick move”

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Andrew: “The Dazzling and Daunting Dectacular”

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Andrew: “Two-nineteen, dude. Got a minute? Doesn’t even make sense. Doesn’t even make sense”

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Andrew: “Well, this is the password. It’s a long story”

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Andrew and Luke: Andrew saying “I have a theory… that’s probably wrong” in a sing-songy manner, air horn drop played and both laughing

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Andrew and Luke: “S…quanchgorian calender… Squanchtober actually is December… Squanchcember… Squanchcember”

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Andrew and Luke: “The login and password for this machine… is the most… profane sentence you can possible… think… to say to Microsoft. The Aristocrats. Right”

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Andrew and Luke: Whispering “Now? Should I do it now? Yeah”

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