Andrew: “Buckle up!”
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Andrew: “I listened to it the first three times, I thought he was saying… ‘both warm… and erect'”
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Andrew: “I might turn off my mic now”
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Andrew: “I’m a seven thousand dollaire!”
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Andrew: “Spoon!”
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Andrew: “That would be a weird burn”
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Andrew: “You guys, seriously I’m… telling you both, you’re not allowed to watch ‘Fear and Loathing’ anymore; together, or alone”
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Andrew and Camaro Kev: “I’m learning more about you (Wow) in this week of shows… of short shows than I do in… five years of doing two hour shows with you”
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Andrew and Camaro Kev: “I’m out! Too rich for my blood! Me too. Me too.”
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Andrew, Camaro Kev and Luke: “The amazing thing about this, to me, is I don’t even think this is your regret story. (I know, I was thinking) We’re not even close!”
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Camaro Kev: “I, I just love… you know… the, the drinky drinks”
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Camaro Kev: Singing “Right to the top. Slide it in”
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Luke: “And then, we need to do a break here… real quick, and get to my real regret”
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Luke: “And, now, I’ve got this wad”
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Luke: “And, that old, kind of, Luke Burbank-class… chip on my shoulder that I always carry around. It’s more like a bag of Doritos… it’s a series of chips”
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Luke: “Boring, Oregon. That’s a real place”
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Luke: “Convicted in the court of David Moneymaker”
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Luke: “Episode 2542 in a collector’s series”
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Luke: “Felt like… there was some… there was, almost like a ‘No Luke Allowed’ sign there”
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Luke: “Hey, I’m Andrew in eighth grade, I’m pegging my jeans. I’m Drew now”
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Luke: “I get… all these chips, take them to the cage… cash ’em in; and, now, I’ve got this wad”
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Luke: “I just… gave you… seven… thousand… five hundred… dollars, and I cannot get some m-effing… chicken strips?”
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Luke: “It seems like that… that demon has kind of left… left me a little bit”
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Luke: “It was bananas”
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Luke: “So… this is where the… regert… comes in”
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Luke: “The, the, the maraschino cherry of… regret… on top of this sundae of bad decisions”
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Luke: “Twenty-three, fourteen… thirty-five, and seven”
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Luke: “We were somewhere near Barstow when the apology began to kick in”
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Luke: “What a little… what a little sociopath”
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Luke: “You can’t keep me outta there”
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Luke: “You don’t belong here”
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Luke and Andrew: “Listen! My… my life is one big frigging regert! I, I dunno if we’re gonna make it through the two weeks, man”
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Luke and Andrew: “Right over there is… Andrew… ‘Cat Lewis’ Walsh… longest running co-bro of the show. We call him Mudbone. This is the TBTL… Excuse me… could you stop calling me Mudbone?”
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Luke and Andrew: “So… we were at the Aria… and… somehow, I found myself, by myself, playing… roulette. This is making me so nervous”
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