Andrew: “Everybody, just grow up”
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Andrew: “Foo-pah! [ph] Shake your rump-ah!”
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Andrew: “Foo-pah!! [ph]“
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Andrew: “I don’t like dead air”
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Andrew: “I’ve been doing this show for five years!”
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Andrew: “It’s too temperate!!”
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Andrew: Saying “Hello, baby. Yeah!” to the Mellow Hold Music and while Luke is talking
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Andrew and Nick Jarin: “Sweet Phil from Cranb… Not Cranberry Hill”
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Andrew and Nick Jarin: “Teriyaki Madness… (Madness) Which is the worst name”
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Luke: “And, getting all my ducks in a row; and, in fact… my ducks were off by one”
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Luke: “And, in no way to hijack your story and make it into my story”
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Luke: “Foo-pah? [ph]“
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Luke: “I’m an error machine”
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Luke: Snorting
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Luke: “This is episode two-thousand, five-hundred and forty-seven in a collector’s series, maybe. I hope so… I’ve double-checked this with Mr. Andrew Walsh. I know, last week… I made some mistakes. I regret those mistakes; which, I guess, you know… works well with the theme”
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Luke: “We call it, ‘Teriyaki Mental Illness’… ‘kay? It’s very stigmatizing”
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Luke: “Well, tomorrow, back to tattoos people wish they didn’t get”
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Luke and Andrew: “And, we have some great… special guests here. Of course, Luke Burbank… and Andrew Walsh is who I’m talking about… That’s, that’s me… I’m the Andrew Walsh one. Yeah”
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Luke and Andrew: “I was off by one number for all of last week’s recordings. Did you do that as a bit? Did you do that because you were worried that we wouldn’t have #content… for the second week. You’ve met me before, right? What do you think the chances are that I did that intentionally?”
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Luke and Phyllis Fletcher: “But, when I heard that, I was like, ‘Holy shit… this lady is good at this.’ So… Aww, thanks”
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Luke and Phyllis Fletcher: “You are one fine motherfucker. I mean, you look good, yes you do. You look like you sweat honey and your dookie don’t stink. Yep. That’s my dad!”
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Luke, Andrew, Nick Jarin and Phyllis Fletcher: Luke’s derring-do of thinking of becoming a fire fighter and a derring-don’t for not taking the test to be one
Nick Jarin: “Now I talk to computers”
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Nick Jarin, Andrew and Luke: “You’ve got a great name for it… I feel like like, (Oh, yeah) ‘Luke Burbank, Fire Fighter’ (Yeah) just sounds right. You should make those business cards, anyway. Dear Vistaprint. You don’t have to take a test to make a business card”
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Phyllis Fletcher: “I want Genevieve’s job, man!”
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Phyllis Fletcher: Saying “I don’t wanna do that!!” in a high-pitched voice
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Phyllis Fletcher: “Sweet Phil from Sugar Hill”
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