Clips From TBTL #2550: No Point Conversion Edition

Andrew: “Because, what fucking c–Sorry about my language”

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Andrew: Snorting #2

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Andrew: “The, the, the ground was fertile”

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Andrew: “We have basement correspondent, David from the Basement, joining us”

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Andrew, David Burbank and Luke: DFTB, also known as David from the Bus

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David Burbank: “Aw, shit. You’re blowing up my spot!”

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David Burbank: “Ehhh”

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David Burbank: “Fuck the 12s”

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David Burbank: “Imagine how fucking dominant the Jaguars would be, right now, if they had Russell Wilson instead of Blake Bortles”

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David Burbank: “Look, I know basements”

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David Burbank: “Rah-rah”

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David Burbank: “You need to show emotion, you need to show your authority, you need to show the reason why you’re a fucking head coach”

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David Burbank and Luke: “Are you talking about McDowell? Yes… dingus”

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Luke: “And now, and I’ll slowly back away from the microphone and pet the cat”

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Luke: “As long as I don’t… get… rootin’-tootin’ drunk on Thursday night; which, would be a horrible idea”

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Luke: “Change your offensive line, change your world”

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Luke: “Did you guys know that Andrew uses a battery? That, Andrew’s actually battery-powered?”

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Luke: “Drop the elf on the shelf”

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Luke: “Even Rudy knows that that was a terrible idea for me to… accidentally, accidentally play… the… NFC Championship version of this song”

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Luke: “I rule with an iron whim”

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Luke: “It sucks when you have a bunch of hop-ons”

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Luke: “Legit jealous”

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Luke: “Let’s go to Rolo Tony Brown Town for… just a quick minute”

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Luke: “Like… they just need some big, they just need some big, derpy Brock Huard back there”

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Luke: Making a mouth and lip sound

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Luke: “Of course, the Seahawks loss was immaterial”

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Luke: “Oh, the irony”

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Luke: “Or, is this a fluky thing”

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Luke: “So, that’s a little handholdy”

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Luke: “We’re just getting… pwned at every turn by elderly kickers”

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Luke: “What say you, Walsh?”

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Luke: “Yeah, that’s a scorch take”

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Luke: “You 12, bro?”

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Luke: “You know, herky-jerkyin’, back-slappin'”

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Luke: “You… are… handsome. You understand… draft… position”

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Luke and Andrew: “How, how are, how are you… Andrew… with 0 and 16? I’m… remarkably sanguine”

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Luke and David Burbank: Belichicken and Belichickian

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Luke and David Burbank: “How about Eli Manning? I mean, I’ve already said… a derp face. (Yeah, why not?) Like, he’s King of Derpville”

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Luke and David Burbank: “I don’t have any printer ink… I’m out of printer ink in this printer. Still? Probably from DFTB printing out too many résumés. Whatever. It’s fine. Hit him up… He needs work.”

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Luke and David Burbank: “I was raging for three (I was… I was just retweeting)”

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Luke and David Burbank: “We’re… getting dangerously close to three hours. Should we just talk about the Mariners for a minute? (Goddamnit)”

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Luke, Andrew and David Burbank: “I downloaded a brown app earlier today… (Ohh) Still wanna stay out of the bathroom. (Hey-oh) That’s gross. That is gross”

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Luke, Andrew and David Burbank: “The challenge for me is, I have to host an event in Portland on Thursday night. (Ooh) Why, why do you do this to yourself? Yeah, what the hell?”

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Luke, Andrew and David Burbank: “There’s something about the soul of a head coach. I knew we were getting there! There’s something about the soul of a Carroll. There’s… something about the soul of flame they can’t melt the steel”

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Clips From TBTL #2550: Luke Burbank Edition

Luke: “And, by the way, this is… definitely a good way to start the tenth anniversary show… And, I’m not being sarcastic; because, this is the kind of crap that we’ve been doing for ten years. So… why stop now?”

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Luke: “And, I made this whole dang hullabaloo”

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Luke: “DFTB is always ready”

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Luke: “Hey… well… no one’s sitting there. I’ll take it”

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Luke: “How did this just turn into Air Talk? Who cares”

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Luke: “I was laughing… my… ass off today”

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Luke: “I, I don’t think I want this bus to ever stop”

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Luke: “I’m just gonna do this; cuz, whatever”

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Luke: “I’m not saying that to like… polish our own apple”

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Luke: “I’m with you, like… reading Twitter every morning on my phone, as I’m… having my morning constitutional. Which, is code for number two”

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Luke: “Just say, ‘Jalapeño’… in your own head there, somewhere”

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Luke: “Legit LOLing”

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Luke: “Oh, boy. January 8th is going to… that’s gonna roar in like a lion… okay?”

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Luke: “Our friend, the musical Stu-bot”

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Luke: “Please don’t take away my little thing that I’m, like… that I treasure”

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Luke: Saying “Turn down for Walsh!” and singing a funny tune

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Luke: “Talk to me when you’re Gold 75K, bruh”

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Luke: “Ten years, Rudy… You ready to do this?”

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Luke: “That is… gravy, man!”

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Luke: “The year… was 2008… Borderline was number one on the charts”

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Luke: “Turn down for Walsh!”

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Luke: “What!!?”

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Luke and Andrew: “Although, I kind of like saying ‘DTFB’… Down to From Basement! Down to From Basement. Hey, yo. Are you DTFB? Are you from Down to From Basement? It makes me feel uncomfortable”

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Luke and Andrew: “I just realized I was… turning down the Doog; and, I was like, ‘Why is this not working?’ Cuz, I was turning down the Walsh. Oh… don’t ever turn down the Vitamin A, my friend. Never turn down the Vitamin A”

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Luke and Andrew: “If I have to take a chubby, I’m willing to suck it up? Yeah, that sounds about right”

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Luke and Jen: “Hello Jennifer. Am I on TBTL is Call Makers?”

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Clips From TBTL #2550: Andrew Walsh Edition

Andrew: “And, if it means taking a couple of chubbies… I’ll do that for you, buddy”

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Andrew: “Do it!”

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Andrew: “Fine. You win, Barry”

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Andrew: “Genevieve and I just had that conversation on vacation!”

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Andrew: “I just wanted to do fun things the way Luke and Jen used to do! Why do I have to cover politics, and stuff like that? I just wanna do, like, have fun like TBTL!”

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Andrew: “I know I’ve said it before; but, I think the lesson to everybody out there is, if you really enjoy a podcast and you wanna be a part of it… just move to the city… where the podcast is being produced, and stalk the hosts… until they invite you to be a co-host”

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Andrew: “I was thinking while I was doing this”

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Andrew: “I will say, though, I’m not a doctor”

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Andrew: “I’m not willing to take that gamble”

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Andrew: “It makes me feel uncomfortable”

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Andrew: Laughing

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Andrew: Laughing #2

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Andrew: “Shout out to them homies”

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Andrew: Snorting

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Andrew: “This rocketship runs on love”

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Andrew: “When you were playing the Doogie”

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Andrew: “Where do we even begin today?”

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Andrew and Jen: “We gotta be up for twenty-four hours; and, you know, (Yeah) alcohol tends to… to put you to beddy-bye”

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Andrew and Luke: “And, he is gonna set it up so that we can… take… live calls… on the air. What!!? Yes”

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Andrew and Luke: “Have you considered that the shaking was caused by a lack of Vitamin A? You just hadn’t… you hadn’t had enough Andrew in your life? Oh, that’s what Vitamin A is now!? Yeah, no. I’m Vitamin, I’m Vitamin A.”

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Andrew and Luke: “Is it continental United States? Contiguous United (Yes) States? What’s the word? (Contiguous) Contiguous United States. Real United States… Peace and love, Hawaiian listeners. Peace and love.”

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Andrew and Luke: “Well, it’s been nice for me; because, I’ve been dragging your ass through Twitter, and you haven’t been able to see (Oh, good) any of the mentions. So, that’s good too”

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Andrew and Luke: “Where do we even begin? Where do we even begin today’s show, Luke? I dunno man”

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