Andrew and Luke: “And, I don’t wanna be rude either; and, these are people who I love dearly. I have to say that ‘cuz they’re probably listening… or, will be at some point. Andrew’s friends, if you’re listening, you can always call us, 205-575-8285. 205-575-8285”
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Andrew and Luke: “But, considering how I just started this damn show, (Exactly) I got no leg to stand on. You’ve outed yourself”
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Andrew and Luke: “Do you have to wake up at 10, or you have to get on the plane at 10? Well, the flight’s at 11, so I’ll probably get up at 10. Shut up. I hate you so much”
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Andrew and Luke: “Do you prefer to have an auto-faucet? I now do; and, it happened… it was just like turning the water (Who are you?) up on a frog. I had to idea (What’s happening to you?) what’s happening… This is a Live Wire thing (I had no idea what was happening to me)”
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Andrew and Luke: “I never… knew how podcasts work. (Yes) Thank you… for explaining it… finally. We put the ‘pot’ in ‘potcast'”
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Andrew and Luke: “I’m gonna start just telling people I’m writing a book just so that I can be less ashamed. I’m writing Luke’s book. Can you build me a book in Minecraft? I can, actually!”
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Andrew and Luke: “More stuff!? Exactly. Get a rope!”
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Andrew and Luke: “Somebody brought a laser baldness helmet. That… first of all, is battery-powered. How dare you? At long last, have you no decency”
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Andrew and Luke: “They do not accept the promo code ‘TBTL’ at checkout… (What!?!) when you’re buying them IRL… I learned that the hard way. Bastards”
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Andrew and Luke: “Yeah, do you want me to open the phones? Tell me when to open the phones. (Open the phones, Walsh!) And, use that, use that terminology. Yeah, okay. Open… open the phones”
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August: “It took, like, a few hours… and then, it became night, and I hided in it”
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Luke: “Even for us, there are tangents that we, there are rocks that we do not turn over; because, the grubby little tangents living under it are too icky… or boring”
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Luke: “He bought a Sprinter van; but, it doesn’t mean he thinks he’s better than anyone else”
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Luke: “How dare you? At long last, have you no decency”
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Luke: “I don’t think grocery stores were designed to be monogamous”
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Luke: “I got something coming out of my pores, it’s vodka… and, I apologize for the smell, everybody”
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Luke: “Or, are you one of those people that… actually are okay, being with yourself with silence… and, what is that like?”
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Luke: Saying “Don’t leave us!!” in a high-pitched voice
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Luke: Saying “Is this good? in a funny manner
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Luke: “See? You’re singing again”
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Luke: “This call is over!!”
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Luke: “We’re already fighting, Andrew”
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Luke: “We’re going out!!!”
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Luke: “Well, what do you know? From the back of a Butler Transportation… executive… Sprinter coach… This is… the first hour of the next twenty-four hours of our life. It’s the TBTL 10th Vanniversary”
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Luke: “What is this? Little House on the friggin’ Prairie?”
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Luke and Andrew: “And… we’re gonna do a lot… of fun stuff; and, some stuff that’s no so fun. Oh, no! I didn’t know about that either! Yeah. That’s how… twenty-four hour… vanniversary broadcast works”
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Luke and Andrew: “For the next… twenty-three or so hours, Andrew… follow every tangent. Yes. Leave no tangent behind!”
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Luke and Andrew: “Hell to the nah! (Who wants that!!?) What is the purpose of that invention, ever? That’s so bad!”
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Luke and Andrew: “I don’t D or D. No”
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Luke and Andrew: “I thought they called you, ‘The Surfer’? Well… they do now”
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Luke and Andrew: Saying “What’s the deal with the underside of…? Who are the seat wizards?” as Jerry Seinfeld
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