Clips From TBTL #2564

Andrew: “By the way, my phone is getting some juice now”

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Andrew: “I know you really talk to Chris; but, I’m vetoing it”

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Andrew: “I would like to point out, or just remind everybody, that the man whose seed was complimented by President Obama, as a sitting president… said he was more proud… of a scat impersonation that, it turned out, he did not do”

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Andrew: Laughing

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Andrew: “Lemme monkey with the equipment”

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Andrew: “Listen. And, I don’t wanna sound like an ingrate here”

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Andrew: “Oh my God! Mr. Burbank!”

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Andrew: “So, let’s keep it professional”

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Andrew: “Sorry, I’m a little scattered”

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Andrew: “TBTL: Good… But, Not Too Good”

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Andrew: “The iron fist of Steve Nelson”

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Andrew: “Yeah, I got a hot dog; but, it wasn’t that great”

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Andrew and Chris Hayes: Laughing

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Andrew and Luke: “Do you see the bite marks, I started to… biting my own leg there, for a while… Hey, did I turn into, did I turn into a cartoon ham… at any point? You turned into a cartoon Landjäger”

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Andrew and Luke: “It was Julius Caesar. Ahhhhh!! Yes. One of my favorite salads”

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Andrew and Luke: “Lock the goddamn door! Yeah. There’s a lesson, Kevin!”

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Andrew and Luke: “What do you get… when you mix Tequila, Triple Sec and lime juice? A party!”

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Chris Hayes: “That was… unbelievably… upsetting and humiliating to me on, basically, nine different vectors”

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Chris Hayes: “Wah-wah-wah”

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Chris Hayes: “What is wrong with me?”

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David Burbank: “It me”

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David Burbank and Andrew: “Louie, Stewy? Okay, I like how you’re thinking… Phooey”

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Luke: “A-ha!”

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Luke: “Ahoy-hoy”

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Luke: “All I ask for from this family is that I can just eat a Landjäger in peace… and, that has to become… that has to become some kind of joke; like, I stunk the joint up the place with my Landjäger”

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Luke: “Boy, that’s a real dance on the razor’s edge”

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Luke: “Everything’s… smaller in Canada”

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Luke: “God! Your seed is strong, man”

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Luke: “I mean, not to polish our own apple”

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Luke: “I’m just saying: I forgive; but, I don’t forget”

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Luke: “I’ve gotta work on my labeling… I apologize”

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Luke: “Lord willin’… and the creeks don’t rise”

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Luke: “My Dad was the first, the first human to win the Breeder’s Cup”

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Luke: “Oh, yeah… Oh, that’s the good stuff”

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Luke: “Pigford Nixon”

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Luke: Saying “Aw, man. I am so excited right now” in a sing-song manner

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Luke: Saying “Was I supposed to be watching that?” in a Steve Urkel-like manner

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Luke: Singing “Happy landin’ on a chocolate bar”

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Luke: “So close; and, yet, so far away. It’s like being outside the Jack in the Box… I can almost smell… Chris’s deep-fried deliciousness”

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Luke: “That’s the way we were!? I am… really starting to understand why they cancelled the show”

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Luke: “We’re down a Camaro Kev”

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Luke: “We’re going over the river and through the woods to Granny-time’s house”

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Luke: “What’s kinda cool trap music are you youngs listening to?”

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Luke: “You mad, bro?”

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Luke: “You up?”

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Luke and Andrew: “Do my eyes deceive me? Is it ten o’seven… AM… Pacific Time? Oh, you’re not asking me what time it is, are you? Oh, yeah. I’m surrounded by clocks. Sorry, I’m surrounded by clocks here. Now, you’re just trolling me. You mad, bro?”

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Luke and David Burbank: “Davy, when you were in your days of… Lago in the front, Starbucks in the back… Oh, boy”

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???: Singing “We’re off the rail”

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