Clips From TBTL #2565: Luke and David Burbank Edition

David Burbank: “Thank God Jen’s on the show”

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David Burbank and Andrew: “Do you get a copy of this list of names of the, of the… (Yeah!) complainers? Let’s, let’s make a hit list here”

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Luke: “And, Rudy goes over to where they are; and, I think she’s must be trying to eat an old wrapper or something… And, she just decides to stop… and drop the biggest deuce in the middle of their football game on AstroTurf”

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Luke: “Do you sense that I’m trying my hardest?”

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Luke: Drawn out “A real doozy”

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Luke: “Enough detail? Too much detail. Not enough detail… Where are we at on this?”

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Luke: “God, we’re lit!”

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Luke: “I licky boom-boom down”

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Luke: “I say as an extremely insecure person”

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Luke: “I’ll allow it!”

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Luke: “I’m just, I’m debating between keeping your powder dry; but, keeping your sugar on your shelf”

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Luke: “If they’re black… put ’em back. If they’re red… approach with dread… Those ones need to be dealt with. If they’re yellow, let them mellow”

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Luke: “Is this where they were? Is this where the people… knew this was a thing?”

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Luke: “It was bru-tal!”

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Luke: “Just… take this number, write it on the tablet of your heart, and be ready to call us”

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Luke: “KHAAAN!!!”

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Luke: “Listen… some of my favorite people to fight hang out at the Mandarin Gate”

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Luke: “O… M… G!!”

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Luke: “Oh, buddy”

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Luke: “She likes to take a picture, or do whatever fleek thing they do”

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Luke: Singing “All I do is lose”

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Luke: Singing “We be jammin’… We be jammin'”

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Luke: Singing the bass line of Vanilla Ice’s “Ice Ice Baby”

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Luke: “So, I got those thangs”

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Luke: “TBTL is… Full-Night Sleepers”

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Luke: “That sounds lit”

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Luke: “That… for those of you… just joining the show… how’s it going?”

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Luke: “They’s tryin’ to say they was drunk… They had ninety beers. That was all”

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Luke: “Well, David, you’re the young… is that a fashion?”

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Luke: “What is happening to my life!? I don’t control the mic! I’m so sorry!”

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Luke and Andrew: “And, Andrew, you have a look, I don’t know if it’s delirium, or satisfaction… or frustration on your face. I’m just in a really good mood!”

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Luke and Andrew: “Do you have a story to tell, Ben? Everybody’s got a story to tell, Ben”

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Luke and Andrew: “Every time I try to eat a Landjäger, everybody yells at me… says it stinks in here. Goddamnit!”

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Luke and Jen: “I really don’t need walk-on music, just because… that sets the expectation, that like… lesser Jimmy Fallon… and… and, I don’t think I’m quite there yet… (No) And, so… That was a little quick… A little quick”

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Luke, Andrew and Steve Nelson: “Do you miss us, man? I mean, now, you’re, you’re, you, you… What he meant to say was, ‘We miss you, man’. Oh, yeah, that’s how you ask that… That’s how you say that. We miss you, Steve. Hey, do you miss us, man? I do miss you guys”

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Clips From TBTL #2565: Andrew, Jen and Sean Edition

Andrew: “And, by the way… only, because, you know, I still have daddy issues and I need you to be proud of me”

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Andrew: “Don’t picture my bearded face”

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Andrew: “For the first time, my body… feels very gross right now. Like, I feel awful”

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Andrew: “Force is such a… ugly word”

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Andrew: “I’m gonna get defensive right off the bat here”

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Andrew: Laughing

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Andrew: “Now, I’m sad again”

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Andrew: “Oh my God, my, my worlds are colliding!”

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Andrew: Saying “Oh, Jason!” in a high-pitched voice

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Andrew: “Steve ‘El Ropo’ Nelson”

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Andrew: “The balls on this guy!”

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Andrew: “You know, the only, like, success I’ve ever… Sorry, Jen… all of my stories are sad, even the successful ones”

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Andrew and Luke: “Where’s Burbank? That’s what I wanna know. In the Upside Down… where he’s been… for about the last eight and a half years”

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Jen: “Can I bring this back to Granny Time for just a second?”

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Jen: Disapproving “No”

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Jen: “Everything about this park says dogs want to take a dump here. Everything about it”

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Jen: “Hi! I’m very excited to finally be in the van… and, I mean, that’s something most women don’t say”

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Jen: “Hooo! This van’s getting sexy”

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Jen: “I know you’ve seen West Side Story; you’re a Burbank”

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Jen: “Luke to the Burbank”

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Jen: “Oh, Ma. Oh, Pa”

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Jen: Singing “Sha Doobie!”

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Jen: Singing “Sha-la-la-la” from the “Family Ties” theme

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Jen: Singing “Times in our lives… we all have pain” as Bill Withers

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Jen: “The Kuh to the Buh [ph]

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Jen: “The Luke to the Buh [ph]

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Jen: “Well, the really, really popular name for a long time, about ten years ago, was ‘Chance’… Which, to me, is like… name him ‘Broken Condom'”

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Jen and Luke: “I think it’s amazing that ‘intermittent faster’ just rolls off your tongue; like, that’s a normal thing to say. I, you know, I learned it from Tom Bodett; so… let me know if you need him to leave the light on for you. Okay… I just… if you want us all to be quiet so that you can have some self-care, let me know”

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Sean: “Do I look fleek? Do I smell like fish?”

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Sean: “Sit, Ubu, sit”

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Sean: “Speak in your normal voice with authoritah!”

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Sean: “Yeah, the fish was so on fleek”

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