Clips From TBTL #2566: Luke Burbank and Steve Neuman Edition

Luke: “After sixteen hours, everything sounds a little like a double entendre”

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Luke: “And, sold!”

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Luke: “Are you, are you feeding on my energy crystals and depleting them?”

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Luke: “Big, fat, juice beans”

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Luke: “But, wait… but, wait… there’s more”

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Luke: “Call me dinosaur”

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Luke: “Either the joke’s getting funnier, or I’m getting more delirious; cuz, I… that, that… that really tickled, that really tickled me”

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Luke: “I hoist myself by my own petard, all the time!”

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Luke: “I’m here… Fireball’s here”

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Luke: “I’ve got a bunion!”

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Luke: “It’s simple math. Study it out”

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Luke: “Keep those guys off the socials. They’re killing their careers”

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Luke: “M-My brain is bad”

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Luke: “Not anymore!!!”

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Luke: “Oh, no. It’s me talking… Has there been enough of me on this show?”

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Luke: “Oh! And, by the way… lurking… in the back of the van… the Silent Assassin… Intern from the Basement”

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Luke: “Oof!”

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Luke: “Rich!?”

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Luke: “Sick! Sick, these audio drops”

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Luke: “Standby”

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Luke: “Taco Bell Illuminati Tacos”

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Luke: “That’s a scorched take”

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Luke: “We get all the different people out there… who donate all the different ways”

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Luke: “We got seagulls at twelve o’clock! Seagulls at twelve o’clock, everybody!”

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Luke: “We’re hearing something we ain’t never heard before”

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Luke and Andrew: “By the way, your… partner’s… dogological clock was getting quite stimulated this morning at the Green Lake location. Well, I mean, we need to choose our words carefully, I think, when we talk about this stuff”

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Luke and Andrew: “I don’t know why we’d ever stop. I mean, it’s really… (Yeah) And, I mean this broadcast… it’s never gonna stop! I figured out how to pee in the back of the bus! Sorry, Jim! We’re never leaving this”

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Luke and Andrew: “Ooh, this is a treat. Normally, the resets on TBTL make no sense; because, (I know) people… start at the beginning of the file”

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Luke and Andrew: “Sorry to take it to a dark place. It’s hard not to”

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Luke and Andrew: “Think about the children. Yes. I mean, think about Piper… She dances to process her feelings… (That’s right) about her dad at the craft brew pub. She dances because he drinks!”

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Luke and Andrew: “You asked this person if, if he was up for on being on the show, and… his response was… ‘I’m hammered, so… absolutely’. I’m hoping he was joking… He’s a family man… He’s a Christian… He doesn’t believe in abortion. He doesn’t believe in homosexuality… We don’t need drops anymore… (No, we don’t. I keep saying this)”

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Luke and Genevieve Haas: “Moon landing… real or fake? Real”

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Luke and Steve Neuman: “Does this sound like a musical (Hello!) Stu-bot? Hello? Stu… can you hear us?”

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Luke, Andrew and Genevieve Haas: “9/11… inside job… Or, outside job. Outside job. Oh, it’s an outside job”

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Luke, Andrew and Genevieve Haas: Showering in the Jazz Age

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Luke, Steve Neuman and Andrew: “Hello. Is this… (Hello?) is this Stu? It is! Is this Andrew Walsh? Well, that was Luke Burbank. I’m Andrew Walsh. Hey, buddy!”

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Luke, Steve Neuman and Andrew: “Two… count ’em, two… (Really?) seagulls… spotted! That’s right”

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Steve Neuman: “Between you and…. DFTB… there was a lot of ‘Jesus Christs’ and ‘Bullshits’; and, I was like… I was offended… I’m not gonna lie to you. That was not cool, dude… You… that’s… these are public radio Internet waves; and, that’s not cool”

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Steve Neuman: “God! I’m so drunk, guys. I’m so sorry… if I’m not making any sense right now”

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Steve Neuman: “I want you guys to hold me”

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Clips From TBTL #2566: Andrew, Genevieve and Sean Edition

Andrew: “And, I’m sorry the Stu-bot hit on you”

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Andrew: “And, this really cranky lady answered the phone. You guys know how I am about cranky ladies”

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Andrew: “But, congratulations to the punk rock band, Massive Diaper Failure”

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Andrew: “Can I tell you what is… increasingly weird?”

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Andrew: “Do a new skin for that drumhead”

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Andrew: “Don’t… joke about the Illuminati… Taco Bell”

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Andrew: “I had to hang up; ‘cuz, there would have been a lot more ‘I’m sorries'”

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Andrew: “It’s the squatter! We found ’em!”

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Andrew: Laughing

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Andrew: “Luke, I think you know better than almost anybody; that, I don’t… really… try… to make myself care about anything. I either care or I don’t”

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Andrew: “Oh, I believe it”

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Andrew: “Oh, shit… there are like… a hundred of those things coming our way right now”

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Andrew: “Say what!?”

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Andrew: “Well, prove that it’s not, Vieves”

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Andrew: “Yeah, read some of these bird names. I… almost all the bird names sound kind of dirty to me”

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Andrew: “You add fluoride to your water”

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Andrew and Genevieve Haas: “And, one dog didn’t wanna… didn’t really want anything to do with me until I was holding a hot dog; and then, it would just eat the hot dog and run away from me. So… Oh, it’s just like you!”

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Andrew and Genevieve Haas: “Aww, damn! Look out, predator coming, Mr. Robin! Yeah”

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Andrew and Genevieve Haas: “Oh, remember that guy? Yeah, I remember that guy. We still keep in touch”

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Andrew and Luke: “Thirty minutes into the flight, my daughter… had poo… that resulted in what can only be described… as a massive diaper failure. Sorry, Steve Nelson. Sorry, Steve Nelson”

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Andrew and Luke: “Which is caught cannot be uncaught. Thank you!”

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Andrew and Luke: “You know they have laser helmets for that. Yeah, what have you heard? Sick!”

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Andrew and Luke: “You went with the short one today!!? Andrew, when I stare at this computer screen… I see hieroglyphs. I know”

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Andrew and Sean: “Luke, you’re good man! No, you got a technique (Criminal Minds)”

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Genevieve Haas: “Because, I wanted to see a Pied-balled Grebe [sic]

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Genevieve Haas: “What is fascinating about it to me?”

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Genevieve Haas and Andrew: “I won twenty-six dollars at pull tabs yesterday… Wait, you were pulling tabs yesterday, Vieves!? Yeah”

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Genevieve Haas and Andrew: “That’s my motto, ‘Anyone can look at a bird’. Oh, you should start your own company in L.A…. The Democratic Bird-Watching Society”

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Genevieve Haas and Luke: “Luke, let me, let me interrupt you here; (Please) because… I think you’re looking for an answer… that’s like, gonna clarify why this is so interesting to me… and, there’s the reason why most people aren’t interested in birds”

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Genevieve Haas, Andrew and Sean: Laughing

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Sean: “I get it… it’s the second time you’ve put over on… me”

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Sean, Genevieve Haas and Luke: “Would you call it a flock of seagulls? Yes. Ooh, boy. I forgot, I’m gonna wear this thing out”

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Sean, Luke and Andrew: “I think that’s the cardinal rule of bird-watching… (Oh my God… / Oh, there it is…) Am I gonna, why not. (Naming your cardinals) Welcome back”

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