Clips From TBTL #2568: Sean and Jen Edition

At the TBTL 10th Vaniversary live show at the Re-bar in Seattle, the TBTL Players did their version of the Golden Girls and Jen also led the audience in singing the theme song from the show.

Sean, Luke, Andrew and Jen: Golden Girls, TBTL Style

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Jen, Sean, Andrew, Luke and the Audience: Singing the Golden Girls theme song

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Jen: “Here’s the thing. For a lot of us in this room, we’ve spent a lot of time praying to that god… It’s the best one!”

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Jen: “Hiiiii-yah!”

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Jen: “How do you not love that song!!?”

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Jen: “I dunno what any of that means”

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Jen: “I love these pants so much, I’m gonna wear them out the store!”

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Jen: “Let’s turn this around, you do like one!”

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Jen: “Okay… moving on”

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Jen: Singing “It’s a long way to the top, if you’re gonna rock ‘n’ roll”

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Jen: Singing “Pray to the god of sex and drugs and Rock ‘n’ Roll!”

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Jen: Singing “Versace on the floor”

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Jen: “There’s gonna be a class action lawsuit; and, I’m gonna win ninety-three dollars, and I’m gonna be so happy!!!”

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Jen: “What!?!”

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Jen and Andrew: “Andrew? Yeah. You said on Twitter… Oh, God… that there is no good song (Oh, God. I knew it) that mentions, ‘Rock and Roll’… In the lyrics”

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Jen and Andrew: “What is wrong that you can’t just admit you did that…!? I didn’t eat a Landjäger!!”

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Jen and Sean: “I mean, we smelled weakness, and it was you! (We did!)”

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Jen and the Audience: Singing “I know, it’s only rock ‘n’ roll (and I like it)”

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Jen, Andrew and Luke: Jen is shocked that “It’s Only Rock ‘N’ Roll” isn’t Andrew’s favorite Rolling Stone song

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Jen, Andrew and Sean: “Well… So, I bought a Bitcoin… You did?!? Wow”

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Jen, Luke and Sean: “I feel a little bit sad; cuz, I think they all know it’s us… I did not even think about the live audience aspect (Wow)”

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Sean: “I finally showed up!”

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Sean: “I’ll pay this some day!”

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Sean: “Looking back at it now, we considered you a diaper sniper”

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Sean: Saying “Picture it, 1945!” as Sophia from Golden Girls

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Sean: Saying “Sicily, 1945. What?” as Sophia from Golden Girls

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Sean: Singing “People change”

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Sean: “Thanks, Darlin'”

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Sean: “Well, now you can see where the lover fits in: Light a candle, have a love”

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Sean: “What does ‘Avanti’ mean? I don’t know”

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Sean and Luke: “Call me, ‘Little Darlin’,’ like the strip club, that might be something… different. And, that’s the Sean DeTore we’re looking for!”

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Sean, Andrew and Jen: Sean couldn’t be at the show if it weren’t for Andrew and Genevieve’s… candle making

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Clips From TBTL #2568: Andrew and Luke Edition

Andrew: Bags of jerky are like bags of farts

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Andrew: “Don’t encourage me”

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Andrew: “Genevieve… are you Blair?”

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Andrew: “I love Boomers! I love Boomers! I love you”

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Andrew: “I vaped one Landjäger, that’s all I had”

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Andrew: “I, I will be here; and, I am here”

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Andrew: “It was more like three flarps”

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Andrew: Laughing

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Andrew: Laughing #2

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Andrew: “Let’s just go out there and try to make each other laugh”

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Andrew: “Move!?”

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Andrew: “Oh my God! I forgot this is the first time we’ve ever met… That’s on me”

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Andrew: “Oh, no! That sounds great!”

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Andrew: “So, I think we’ve solved Blair’s problem. Sean, did you want a bite of this apple?”

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Andrew: “That scared me”

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Andrew: “The high point will be in ab… No, it would be rude to say that. Never mind. Sorry, I’m really tired”

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Andrew: “Who wants to shotgun a Black Ice Monster energy drink in the back of a van?”

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Andrew: “Yeah, sometimes you’re drunk and you send really stupid tweets”

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Andrew: “You guys are just bullying me now”

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Andrew and Jen: “You spent five minutes on a tweet of mine!? I did. Thank you so much!”

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Andrew and Luke: “Are you unplugged? I think you’re unplugged now. Hold on”

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Andrew and Luke: “I have a guess… but, I don’t know for sure (Don’t guess. It’s a trap!)”

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Andrew and Luke: “That is so messy! Also… Who’s cleaning up all the milk!?”

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Andrew and Luke: “Well, what is the official time? I don’t have any clocks up here that work”

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Andrew, Luke, Jen and Sean: Andrew denies eating a Landjäger and no one believes him

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Andrew, Sean and Luke: “The low point was the announcement of how many clocks you have. He said clocks, clocks… Clocks (By the way… freakin’ surrounded by them…) Surrounded by clocks (Yep)”

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Luke: “By the way, welcome to my world. It’s not pretty”

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Luke: Clearing his throat multiple times

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Luke: Doot-dooing “Jock Jams”

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Luke: “DTFB… really, really surprised me, and, and, maybe you, Andrew. Because, I thought he was gonna ride along for, like… two or three segments of this twenty-four hour marathon… And… he just… he, we couldn’t get him out of the van! That’s the true story”

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Luke: “Enjoy the goth DJ!”

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Luke: “How did it go to Lover Town?”

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Luke: “I am… sober as a Mormon who canceled TBTL”

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Luke: “I smelt it; and, I knew you dealt it”

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Luke: “I want you to know that handshake was… consensual and agreed upon… before the show”

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Luke: “I’m just trying to get you two fighting again… Mission accomplished!”

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Luke: “If you say one more word about MeUndies”

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Luke: “Leave!!”

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Luke: “Let’s work out something else on stage. Let’s do a little round of Defend Yourself… Alright. Yeah, defend yourself from the… volume of that sound effect”

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Luke: “My empire is crumbling!”

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Luke: Saying “But then, Bill Clinton said, ‘You speak up. You’re very beautiful'” as Bill Clinton

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Luke: “So far, I give this night three flarps up… which… means something to the four people who heard us… on that part of the twenty-four hour marathon”

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Luke: “That’s plenty. That’s, that’s… let’s not get carried away, everybody”

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Luke: “Wait a second… this is bad”

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Luke: “Well, alright everybody! It’s now or never! Welcome… to the… TBTL 10th… Vaniversary… special show, from the Re-bar in Seattle”

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Luke: “What!!?”

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Luke: “What!? Who’s fired now? Us still? Okay, cool. Sorry, we’ll move!”

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Luke: “Who’s the Milhouse in this story?”

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Luke and Andrew: “I guess what I won’t do is listen to that song by Meatloaf (I know)”

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Luke and Andrew: “Some of that was because Andrew had started eating a Landjäger… and, it was… as advertised… very, very pungent. Yeah”

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Luke and Andrew: “What a Burb wants, what a Burbs needs. (Yeah. Yeah) Whatever keeps a Burb podcasting for twenty-four hours”

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Luke, Jen and Andrew: “And, also, with me doing the Running Man in my underwear, through the… I was gonna say, so much underwear… Yet, somehow, not enough”

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