Tag: #2569

A listener write a song about TBTL and American Pie and sung it on the TBTL voicemail line. It was played as the first clip in the intro of TBTL #2569.

Listener: Singing a song about TBTL and American Pie

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Luke: “And now, I know exactly the delay”

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Luke: “And, I feel like our flarps… both my flarps jokes and your flarps jokes, they… they flarped of deaf ears”

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Luke: “Carey, God bless her”

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Luke: “Eff you, Goodell. You are just like… you’re a terrible human”

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Luke: “Holding the door… Hodoring it”

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Luke: “I don’t know why I have to be… such a… ‘No thank you’ instead of a ‘Yes, and'”

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Luke: “I mean, it’s not, like, full crack”

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Luke: “I regret nothing”

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Luke: “I’m a little bit proud of a lot of things today, Andrew”

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Luke: “I’m not a corndog head”

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Luke: “Ive been there”

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Luke: “It was more butt crack than I would like to have on national television”

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Luke: Laughing

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Luke: Laughing #2

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Luke: “Like, don’t eat bad shit that’s not the bad shit you want”

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Luke: “Oh my God, Rudy! You know what time it is? It’s time for one of these… a Monday afternoon edition of TBTL”

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Luke: “Oh, man. See? That’s, that’s what people come to this show for, Andrew. We haven’t lost a step!”

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Luke: “Oh, of course, the hipster bar has, like, got Christmas decorations up in June”

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Luke: “Ooo-kay”

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Luke: Singing “Luke a bird… on a window”

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Luke: “Sixty-nine!!!”

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Luke: “So, that’s my scorched take on that”

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Luke: “That is… dirty!”

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Luke: “That’s how good I am”

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Luke: “This is special… this is special”

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Luke: “Well, we couldn’t do it without you; and, I render a verdict of… four flarps up”

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Luke: “Yes!!!”

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Luke and Andrew: “But, (Oh…) they’re all part of that chest hair mafia, (Sure. Yeah) in my mind”

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Luke and Andrew: “He didn’t get into the waterbed game because he wanted to sex all the ladies (Hmm)”

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Luke and Andrew: “I’m not saying you’re a gold-digger; but, you ain’t messing with no broke Vieves. Right!”

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Luke and Andrew: Mole in mouth talk makes Andrew all grossed out

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Andrew: “‘But, where will we store all the footage?’ …says the police union”

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Andrew: “Can I tell you, before we take a break here, I gotta tell you something that’s gonna blow your mind; and, I hope it’s not gonna bum you out”

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Andrew: “Dilly-dilly”

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Andrew: “Dilly-dilly and fuck you”

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Andrew: “Dilly-dilly and up yours”

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Andrew: “How… how you doing, dude?”

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Andrew: “I am fine, fine, fine”

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Andrew: “I am great!”

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Andrew: “I am such a… I don’t wanna go down that road; but, I’m not… I’m not proud of me”

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Andrew: “I blow a lotta smoke”

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Andrew: “I don’t know if I’m ready for this jelly”

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Andrew: “I got a few moles”

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Andrew: “I think my brain said… corn dog… That’s all I remember”

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Andrew: “I think we ask a lot of our listeners. We ask… a lot of our listeners”

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Andrew: “I think you think that’s funnier than it is”

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Andrew: “I’m gonna be the Browns”

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Andrew: “It was just all over the place! And, it was bullshit”

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Andrew: “It was… umm… not the best”

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Andrew: “It’s gonna be really weird, man”

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Andrew: “Just blew through nap time, didn’t we? Hooo!”

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Andrew: “Just, kind of kick it… Andrew-style”

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Andrew: Laughing

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Andrew: Mistimed saying “Super Bowl Edition” over the “Top Story” drop

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Andrew: “Not to break my arm to pat myself on the back, or us on the back”

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Andrew: “Oops… a little behind-the-scenes talk here”

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Andrew: Saying “God, I hate myself for loving this so much” in a funny manner

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Andrew: Saying “How’s it going?” in a funny manner over the “Top Story” drop

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Andrew: Saying “Oh my God!” in a funny manner

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Andrew: Saying “Waterbeds!” in a funny manner over the “Top Story” drop

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Andrew: Saying “What’s up… dude?” in a funny manner

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Andrew: Singing “I can’t remember… what they”

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Andrew: Singing “Like a rock!”

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Andrew: Stank of Drank

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Andrew: “Tell me everything”

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Andrew: “That was an embarrassing moment for me”

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Andrew: “That was easy”

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Andrew: “The jägers and the flarps were on the other side of that glass, man”

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Andrew: “The NFL is brought to you by so-and-so, and so-and-so… and Tide… and Tide… and Tide”

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Andrew: “This is a real turd in the punchbowl situation”

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Andrew: “Vaniversary 2: Back in the Van, Fuckers!”

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Andrew: “Wasn’t trying to be a nofunik snowflake”

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Andrew: “Waterbed Coverage Twenty-Eighteen!”

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Andrew: “What is going on? What are they gonna say when they come back? What’s is happening? Is this an ad!?”

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Andrew: “Why am I even bringing this up if I don’t know the details”

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Andrew: “You know, I’ve… I don’t think I’ve ever seen a more disgusted look on somebody’s face than Jen before we walked out on stage”

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Andrew and Luke: “I just don’t wanna choke. I will say this, I was looking back… just a moment ago… (You don’t wanna miss your chance to blow?) I don’t wanna miss my chance to… Oh, man… I think anybody who listens to this show knows that I blow most days. That was coarse”

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Andrew and Luke: “My drink of choice is usually a whisky and a beer; and, I can’t remember a time… Wait, is that a song? I can’t remember… what they… Everything starts to sound like ‘American Pie’ at some point (That’s it)”

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Andrew and Luke: “Should we even do this? Should we even do this? Should I… Yes… absolutely. We can’t–Alright, this will, this is the last, last, last time… last time”

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