Tag: #2571

Luke: “And, I was like, ‘We live in the future, man!'”

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Luke: “Bro… do not come at me”

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Luke: “By the way… complete and totally unrelated. Don’t bring it up, Luke. Okay, I will”

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Luke: “Does that sound mean? I don’t mean it to”

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Luke: “Dog is out in the hallway right now, just making quick work… of… the remnants of a Healthy Choice… Broccoli and Chicken Steamer… God, that sounds disgusting when I say it out loud”

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Luke: “Double-A… M-C-O”

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Luke: “God, that sounds disgusting when I say it out loud”

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Luke: “Guys… there’s a Tesla… in… space right now”

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Luke: “Hold… still… Terry!”

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Luke: “Holler!”

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Luke: “Holy shit, man!”

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Luke: “Holy shit!”

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Luke: “I am, and I was, so basic”

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Luke: “I’ll pay the iron price”

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Luke: “Is this real life?”

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Luke: “It’s still got chemicals on it!”

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Luke: Laughing

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Luke: “Oh, Nelly”

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Luke: “Oh, Nelly!”

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Luke: “Rudy, get in here!”

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Luke: Saying “Well, that was how it was gonna be good… Now, it’s gonna suck” in a whiny manner

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Luke: Singing “I will always be with you”

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Luke: Singing his own version of “Ken Lee”

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Luke: “Still can’t believe that wasn’t taken!”

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Luke: “That was a weird one”

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Luke: “When we let go… and let Diana”

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Luke: “You’re just hanging by a moment”

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Luke and Andrew: A marble in Luke’s Rube Goldberg machine-like brain

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Luke and Andrew: “Arakaki, heal thyself. Yeah… right?”

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Luke and Andrew: “In Soviet Russia… toilet seat cleans you!”

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Luke and Andrew: “It’s ol’ Pope-a-rope-a-dopey with Luke McCartney… Oh my God”

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Luke and Andrew: “Let’s shoot the moon… I’ll pay two-fifty. I’ll pay three dollars to not be holding Rudy’s feces in my bare hands (Yeah)”

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Luke and Andrew: Luke’s idea for an anti-GEICO ad

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Luke and Andrew: “Today’s episode is ‘CrankyAndy.com‘… (Mmm-kay) featuring a show picture called, ‘CrankyAndy.com’… Brought to you by new sponsor, CrankyAndy.com. Oh, shit!”

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Luke and Andrew: “We grabbed the brass ring. (Eh…) Eh… Dot-com… that’s like your dad’s Internet… you know?”

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Luke and Andrew: “You just wanna let sleeping rents lie. Yeah. Yeah”

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Andrew: “All Binding, No Pages”

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Andrew: “And, and, just the neatnik in me”

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Andrew: “Buy the ticket, take the finasteride”

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Andrew: Cute Chuckle

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Andrew: “Do we wanna… get into Cranky Andy?”

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Andrew: “Dude, screw the book… do this!”

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Andrew: Funny throw-up sound

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Andrew: “I don’t have to go full Cranky Andy”

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Andrew: “I don’t know why”

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Andrew: “I don’t know! I don’t know!”

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Andrew: “I… I… I like… the Cranky Andy of the future”

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Andrew: “It’s a whole situation”

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Andrew: Laughing

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Andrew: Laughing and saying “Oh my God”

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Andrew: Laughing and saying “Oh, God”

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Andrew: “Little Cranky Lukie?”

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Andrew: Making funny sounds

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Andrew: “Mmmmm. Silicone”

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Andrew: “Now it’s cleaning you!!”

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Andrew: “Now, that’s surprising”

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Andrew: “Oh-ho. I love, I love flavor-blasted… Los Ranchitos”

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Andrew: “Oh, God!”

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Andrew: “Oh, I’m blanking on his name because it’s Elon Musk”

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Andrew: “Oh, that’s right!”

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Andrew: “Oh, yeah. Right”

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Andrew: “Ohh!”

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Andrew: Saying “I was feeling listless and dull; and, then, I thought, ‘Maybe my own treatment would help'” in a funny manner

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Andrew: “Shit. We may actually be in some copyright infringement”

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Andrew: “Shut up, little mouse!!”

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Andrew: Singing “Day after day”

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Andrew: Singing “If you want it, here I am. Come and get it”

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Andrew: Singing “No matter what you do”

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Andrew: “Space is big”

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Andrew: “That’s right, Luke!”

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Andrew: “That’s right!”

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Andrew: “The Girl with the Government Tattoo”

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Andrew: “This was popping up in a lotta places”

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Andrew: “Why are there bald mice?”

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Andrew: “Would I have to use it on my head!?”

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Andrew and Luke: “But, I would have no problem taking a wad of toilet paper and just… wiping that moistness away; knowing that, it’s the cleanest, moistness possible. Yes… I just said that sentence… The cleanest… moistness… possible”

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Andrew and Luke: Heavy Doody

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Andrew and Luke: “Hello, Luke. Yes, what you’re gonna hear is… just the usual… dulcet tones of my voice… blabbering on; (Ah, it’s beautiful) and, then, punctuated… piercingly, every now and then… with the sound of hammering… as if, they were hammering directly into my skull. Now, actually, the listener experience may not be that bad”

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Andrew and Luke: “You’re never gonna let that go. I threw one goddamn semi-truck in the ocean. I didn’t know what to do with it… We were on our road trip… And, now, everything, you’re just gonna bring that up forever. Well, I’m saying, it’s fine that you did it. I consider you the Elon Musk… (Uh-huh) of semi-trucks in the ocean”

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