Andrew: “Actually, I just looked it up… we’re both… invented by Edgar Allan Poe… We couldn’t have been more wrong. No, just kidding”
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Andrew: “Cats Wide Shut”
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Andrew: “Hard hat, work pail”
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Andrew: “He had millennial lips”
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Andrew: “Hey, I just thought of something. Not that it’s super interesting; but, I finally have an answer to your question, and then we can move on”
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Andrew: “I apologize. I realize I have… just resting Walsh face”
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Andrew: “I dunno if I would call it a, a… a Cranky Yanky rant… necessarily”
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Andrew: “It’s my Wednesday! It’s my tonight pants Wednesday”
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Andrew: Laughing
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Andrew: “Now I’m stressed. I don’t even know what it is”
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Andrew: Quietly saying “I’m gonna say it; but, I’m gonna whisper it”
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Andrew: Saying “It stinks!!” in a Jay Sherman-like manner
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Andrew: Saying “Squad!?” in a funny manner
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Andrew: “So, I’ve got a freezer full of bones right now; and, next weekend, we’ll start… boiling them bones, them bones!”
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Andrew: “This is a Cranky Yandy review”
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Andrew: “Yeah, well… it’s disturbing; but, also kinda fun”
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Andrew and Luke: “Can I paint flowers on you? Ohhhhhhhh, noooooooooo (Ohhh… and nobody ever… had relations again)”
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Andrew and Luke: “Free the Jordan Five! Exactly”
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Andrew and Luke: “I did something for the first time this weekend… I bought bones… My bone collecting tendencies have gotten to the point where I am now buying bones, not just (What!?!) saving bones from the foods that I eat. Are you serious? (Tell ’em The Bone sent ya) I’m… I’m serious”
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Andrew and Luke: “I have a sound effect that I hit about five seconds ago. It finally came through. Well, it’s like a cat… it doesn’t… that sound effect doesn’t play when you want it. It takes notes and gets back to you”
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Andrew and Luke: “We should have a sounder, and maybe some music underneath it. I got one idea. Oh, Yandy from the Basement?”
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Luke: “Alright, Yandy from the Basement. What do you got?”
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Luke: “But, you are an a-hole”
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Luke: “Can you stop… naming shows!?”
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Luke: Drawn out “Meow?”
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Luke: “First things first… I feel like such… a poser when I try to say, ‘Po’boy’. Can there be… for those of us that didn’t grow up in N’awlins… can we call it a ‘Poor Boy’? Do I have to call it a ‘Po’boy’? I’d feel like I’m trying to hard with that”
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Luke: “I wanna call it, ‘The Girl with the Danish Tattoo’; but, that’s… not a movie”
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Luke: Laughing
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Luke: Laughing and saying “Exactly!”
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Luke: “My voice just cracked. Is that weird at forty-one?”
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Luke: “Quoth the raven”
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Luke: Saying “I don’t see nothing wrong” in a funny, sing-songy manner
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Luke: “Wow, it’s time to do this… again? Already?”
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Luke: “Yeah, no shit, Sherlock”
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Luke: “You know how I’m introducing you tomorrow, ‘He’s got a freezer full of bones… and he’s all out of bubblegum'”
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Luke and Andrew: Luke accidentally trigged the e-mail frenzy version of the Strong Bad e-mail drop and Andrew started freaking out
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