Andrew: “Creamy fusilli! It’s fusilli, Jerry!”
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Andrew: Laughing
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Andrew: Laughing and saying “Sorry”
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Andrew: “No!”
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Andrew: “So, I’m obese… Get that, get that on the podcast today”
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Andrew: “That sounds right”
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Andrew: “This ad’s getting kicked back”
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Andrew: “We heard there were girls over here, Mr. Hennessy”
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Andrew: “Welcome back to me!”
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Andrew: “What the shit!!?”
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Andrew: “You’re back, baby!”
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Andrew: “You’re not gonna be eating good in the neighborhood; but, you’re gonna be eating great in your own home”
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Andrew: “You’re thrusting your hips, you’re plantin’ your fists on your side, you’re puttin’… Yeah, I like it”
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Andrew: “Your internal voice is interesting”
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Andrew and Luke: Andrew wanted a Charlie Rose joke to be stricken from the record
Andrew and Luke: “I’m just trying to, like, you know… I’m, I’m taking you… You’re trying to figure out how I’m wrong. I get it, Andrew. I get it”
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Andrew and Luke: “I’m, I’m on the edge of my seat. That sounds great… Oh, good”
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Andrew and Luke: It’s 2018 and Andrew can’t escape the word “Collusion”
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Andrew and Luke: “It’s like watching a Black Lives Matter parade with a bunch of cops… Right… exactly. We just went there… I think you’re back, baby! (Hello, everyone!)”
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Andrew and Luke: “The bartender (Yeah) was woman and not a bartender. (Yeah) Great. Right”
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Luke: “Alright, here we go, everybody… Welcome back, to me!”
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Luke: “And, boy oh boy!”
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Luke: Cute Chuckle
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Luke: Cute Chuckle #2
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Luke: “Daddy’s back!!!”
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Luke: “Fixed… Fixed!!!”
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Luke: “I got something to ask you bozos!!”
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Luke: “I reffed the best damn game you can ref”
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Luke: Making funny horse riding sounds
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Luke: “No way!”
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Luke: “Nope… not gonna go there!”
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Luke: “Of course, you also somehow see… your celebrating of President’s Day… as an affirmation of the current President of the United States; who, of course, you’re a fan of his. Because, you’re the kind of dingus… who can’t even tolerate… a completely civil question, coming your way, about basketball officiating”
Luke: “Oooh, man!”
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Luke: Saying “That’s-a spicy recipe pronunciation!” in a faux Italian accent
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Luke: Saying “This is a fascinating web article” as Hank Hill
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Luke: “She’s got some cute fur; and, it’s… just everywhere… per ushe”
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Luke: Soft “Yay!”
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Luke: “The reporter… in this made up story… was a woman!”
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Luke: “This, by the way, now, this is a part where I’m probably just being… a little… a little more Luke than I need to be… I don’t think that…”
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Luke: “We have such a strange… job”
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Luke: “Well, that’s a funny story about… how Teddy Roosevelt used to work out”
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Luke: “What!!?”
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Luke: “Yeah, no S, Sherlock”
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Luke: “Yeah, you’re a bunch of blind zebras!”
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Luke and Andrew: “And, just know that this music is killing Andrew… Daddy’s back!!! Ooh, that is killing me too. Yes, that is strange. I don’t think… that’s not really our relationship… for the record”
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Luke and Andrew: “For instance, if you Google… him playing tennis (Oh, don’t!)”
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Luke and Andrew: “I want to thank Martha for… checking in from… across the Pond… And, I say to you… ‘G’day, mate’… There it is”
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Luke and Andrew: “I’m just asking for reasonable synthesizer laws (Right)”
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Luke and Andrew: “Oh, God. The soothing sounds of the Doog. Yeah!”
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Luke and Andrew: “You know… when the… when the cat’s away… the Walsh will play… Yeah, the Walsh played”
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