Andrew: “A preponderance of flatulation”
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Andrew: “Aw, damnit! Somebody, somebody did it; but, nobody will ever know! We’ve wiped off all the prints”
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Andrew: “But, I don’t remember you making an ass out of yourself”
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Andrew: “I like a good lie”
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Andrew: “Jackass podcasters”
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Andrew: Laughing
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Andrew: Laughing #2
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Andrew: Laughing #3
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Andrew: “Oh, Christ, yeah!”
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Andrew: “Oh, wait… Yeah, that’s a… Dirty Projectors song”
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Andrew: “Ohhh, Luke! My ignorant little friend”
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Andrew: “Okay. Buckle up, Walsh. Don’t be triggered by this”
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Andrew: Saying “Fuck it! Let’s eat all the donuts… and fart on planes” in a sing-songy manner
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Andrew: Saying “Hello, Luke!” and clearing his throat
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Andrew: “That’s how men talk”
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Andrew: “That’s me digging deeper into this… somewhat… failed project”
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Andrew: “What if? Go with me here… What if?”
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Andrew: “Yeah, I guess I say crêpes; but, also, I just, kind of… avoid crêpes. I don’t eat ’em; I don’t talk about ’em”
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Andrew and Luke: Andrew hit his head with the heel of his hand for omitting something from the previous show
Andrew and Luke: “Hey, it is the crack of 10:43 in the morning. My, God!!! (Shh!) Shh! Let’s make the listeners think this is happening at, like… 7:30 AM”
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Andrew and Luke: “Is this Stan Folkengetz? This is…”
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Andrew and Luke: Saying “I am an editor!! (…actors!!) These are actors… hired… to pretend… like they are editors at the New York Times!!!” in an Alex Jones-like manner
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Andrew and Luke: “This is tough. I’m not good at this stuff. Wait, you have the easiest job…! (I know! I know! I know! I know!)”
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Luke: Cute Laugh
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Luke: “He dominates… the pho… left and right”
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Luke: “I am not the one who flarped… they’re gonna call it that in the future”
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Luke: “I need you to activate the… e-mail sound effect; since… my computer has decided to really flarp the bed”
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Luke: “If you don’t donate to this show, you were never born”
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Luke: Laughing
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Luke: Mouth trumpet fanfare
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Luke: “Never trust a fart”
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Luke: “Not only does he dominate the pho; he dominates the flow!”
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Luke: “Operators are standing by!!!”
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Luke: Saying “Audie, my sources tell me that this is just part of the changing media landscape!!! Local papers are having a difficult time attracting the advertising… they used to get, because of the fragmentation!!!” in an Alex Jones-like manner
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Luke: Saying “The… LA Times… under… Tronc… is a false flag newspaper!!!” in an Alex Jones-like manner
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Luke: Saying “They trying to say I was drunk!!! I had eight beers!!! That’s all!!!” in an Alex Jones-like manner
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Luke: “So… everybody won, except you!”
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Luke: “Sorry”
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Luke: “That’s so great!”
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Luke: “What!!?”
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Luke: “You’re a horrible person. No one will ever love you”
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Luke and Andrew: “Blow that horn, Stan Folkengetz… That’s the show title”
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Luke and Andrew: “How about Dave Folkenjones? Dave Folkenjones. I like this character”
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Luke and Andrew: “You ready for a… scorched take? Yeah… I’ll take the Solange version. Sorry. Oh, Christ, yeah! Oh, absolutely. Yeah”
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