Clips From TBTL #2585: Luke Burbank Edition

Luke: “A plunging neckline of unbuttoned… buttons”

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Luke: “Common is selling out!”

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Luke: Cute Laugh

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Luke: “Decided to get back… get back into that rotten stuff last night”

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Luke: “Gonna hope that nobody… who shouldn’t hear this… hears this”

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Luke: “How about you try a new move, Burbank?”

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Luke: “I just gotta be me, I guess”

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Luke: “I wanna hear where this is going”

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Luke: “Is it a little wet sometimes in there? Sure!”

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Luke: Laughing to the funny bass line in “Right Way to Rock”

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Luke: “Listen… I’ll say, I’ll say it again… and then, I’ll shut up”

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Luke: “No flippin’ way”

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Luke: “No. I don’t want some, some dry-ass… some dry-ass… folded paper towel… packs on my dry ass”

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Luke: “O… MG”

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Luke: “Oh my God… who farted?”

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Luke: “Power shout”

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Luke: Quietly saying “Oh, shit. That’s Common’s real name”

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Luke: Quietly saying “Then we came to Shaolin Land”

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Luke: Reading the lyrics to “Wild Hogs 2”

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Luke: Saying “But I love…! But I love Common” in a funny manner

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Luke: Saying “Can I have some more Taco Time please?” in a funny manner

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Luke: Saying “Somebody… describing through ASMR… the experience of pulling… a plastic… protective cover off of a microwave… that you didn’t even know was on… the microwave door… for… four to five years… And then, one day, you just looked at the microwave door differently and noticed, ‘Oh yeah, there is a little cover;’ and then, you peeled it off, and… the, the microwave door, the glass, was so clean. So… so clean” in an ASMR-like manner

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Luke: Saying “Somebody… describing through ASMR… the experience of pulling… a plastic… protective cover off of a microwave… that you didn’t even know was on… the microwave door… for… four to five years… And then, one day, you just looked at the microwave door differently and noticed, ‘Oh yeah, there is a little cover;’ and then, you peeled it off, and… the, the microwave door, the glass, was so clean. So… so clean” in an ASMR-like manner (Half-speed)

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Luke: Singing “There’s a right way to rock! There’s a wrong way to roll” and strumming his guitar

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Luke: Singing along to “Right Way To Rock”

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Luke: “So, thank you, everybody, for letting me get out of my brain; and, putting my evil inside you”

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Luke: “Why not just live not quite so más?”

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Luke: “Yeah… I get it”

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Luke: “You can boop-boop around”

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Luke: “You got purged!”

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Luke and Andrew: “Aloha! It means hello… and… you’re eating too much, Andrew”

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Luke and Andrew: Andrew hums along with the Doogie Howser M.D. theme while Luke gets into the e-mail segment

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Luke and Andrew: “It’s the Purge!! Right. It’s the APM Purge!”

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Luke and Andrew: “Let’s just keep it moving; because, I just about to say something hurtful for no reason. About me? You can say it about me. (No!) No. Okay”

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Luke and Andrew: “Of… all the days! (I know) Of… all the days!!”

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Luke and Andrew: “Oh my God… (Oh, God!) Do we have to listen to you tune it?”

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Luke and Andrew: “The unfunny valley? The unfunny valley”

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Luke and Andrew: “We can do it! (Right)”

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Luke and Andrew: “You know it, baby? You know it, ba–You know it, baby!”

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Clips From TBTL #2585: Andrew Walsh (Plus One) Edition

As Luke and Andrew were trying to figure out which song they wanted to close out #2585 with, they remembered that the Stu-bot had sent in a recommendation to Luke via e-mail; but, Luke was not able to find that e-mail. So, Andrew called the Stu-bot to ask him what that recommendation was. Due to the setup, Luke was not able to directly talk to the Stu-bot and tried to lob in a question at the end.

Steve Neuman, Andrew and Luke: Phone call with the Stu-bot

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Andrew: “And, I’ll be goddamned”

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Andrew: “Because, that sounds like… crazy chaos muppet to me”

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Andrew: “Boop-boop”

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Andrew: “But, I swear, that song does stuff to me”

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Andrew: “But, that song does something to me”

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Andrew: “By the way, yeah, I think I started doing that after I had my little tongue surgery thing; which, by the way… has to happen again”

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Andrew: “Cuz, I don’t need people in my life; and, that sounds like an asshole thing to say”

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Andrew: Funny Laugh

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Andrew: “I don’t really know what I’m talking about; so, I didn’t want to shoot from the hip”

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Andrew: “I just think you’re so smart; you just don’t apply yourself!”

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Andrew: “I kind of hate being one of those white guys who… likes the Wu-Tang Clan just a little bit too much. But, that song does something to me”

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Andrew: “I’m a recluse; but, I’m a recluse, cuz, like, I like… you know, my video games and my boop-boops”

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Andrew: “I’m looking forward… to doing nothing!”

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Andrew: “I’m such a f… I’m such a damn waster”

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Andrew: “I’ve just really… freaking fell for her”

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Andrew: “It’s… almost fetishistic… by the way”

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Andrew: Laughing

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Andrew: Laughing #2

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Andrew: “Listen to that bass!”

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Andrew: “Oh, I guess… insert a ‘Peace and Love’ here too”

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Andrew: “Oh, shoot”

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Andrew: “Oh, shoot” #2

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Andrew: “Poifectly”

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Andrew: “Shit”

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Andrew: “So, what did you grow up doing?”

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Andrew: “That’ll scar ya”

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Andrew: “Yeeeahh”

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Andrew: “You’re puttin’ a fist to it! Like, you put a fist to Hitler!”

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Andrew and Luke: “I betcha David from the Basement has been playing your guitar… Little brother’s getting in your stuff. Stay out of my room, David! (Oh, man!) God! I’m gonna tell my mom. You should”

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Andrew and Luke: “I think he should change his name to ‘Basic’… Ha!!! That’s a good spoof”

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Andrew and Luke: “Please tell me you told them… that you’re more of a… ‘Van Milder’ type… That’s a pretty good spoof, (Thank you) my friend”

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Andrew and Luke: “See if we can make this happen. Just playing, just jamming out over here”

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Andrew and Luke: “There’s a right way to rock… and, a wrong way to roll (And, a wrong way to roll)”

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Andrew and Luke: “You know that my real name is… Douglas Steeleyes, right? You know, my real name is Trivago Schlub-Guy”

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