#2590 – Marsupial Gurgle

Hanna Brooks Olsen: “Well, I mean, heaven forbid the other neighborhood kids find out you like butter… cuz, then you’re just ‘Buttery Andy’ for the rest of your life”

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Hanna Brooks Olsen: “What is that!!?”

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Hanna Brooks Olsen and Andrew: “Can you smell the roast beef from over there? Yeah, no, it’s just… Yeah. You know, I just love my big beefy cheddar”

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Hanna Brooks Olsen and Andrew: “I feel conned, though. How is that not… the name of a place where I could go, like… sew a little, (Right) a little doily and get a drink? Why is that not, like, a stitch and bitch location?”

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Hanna Brooks Olsen and Andrew: “I’m really glad that that story (It was so great) was so cool; and, not like… they unrolled it, and it was… just a… an archaic dick pic”

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Hanna Brooks Olsen and Andrew: “When I was… oh gosh… sixteen, seventeen years old, I had a job working as a barista… in Oregon… and… Good Lord! Stereotype!”

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Andrew: “And, I have a quiz for you; that, I’m super psyched about. I spent more time… on this bullshit quiz today than, probably, anything I’ve ever worked on in my life… and, it’s probably not even that good! But, I’m very, very excited about it; so, you should tune in for that”

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Andrew: Andrew accidentally triggered the e-mail frenzy drop and said “Oh, no! I didn’t mean to play this one!”

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Andrew: “But, I’m telling you, we don’t necessarily need Luke… to have one helluva show today (With him out of the way, I think we’re just gonna be… 360 spins… and slam dunk pointers)”

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Andrew: Drawn out “Really”

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Andrew: “For some reason, I hope you don’t… I mean, this is different weird… I hope you don’t take this as an insult”

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Andrew: “I feel like I’m taking too long with this damn quiz”

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Andrew: “It belongs in a museum!”

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Andrew: Laughing

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Andrew: Laughing #2

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Andrew: “Less, less of a big sea turtle; more of a, like a daily podcast”

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Andrew: Mimicking sound of using an old-fashioned pull tab machine

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Andrew: Mimicking sound of using an old-fashioned pull tab machine #2

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Andrew: Mimicking sound of using an old-fashioned pull tab machine #3

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Andrew: “Now… now who’s the fool; cuz, I can’t even pronounce the next words that are coming up”

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Andrew: “Oh, God! You’re never gonna babysit again!”

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Andrew: “Okay, this isn’t about you and your rant. This is about me and the chips on my shoulder”

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Andrew: “Or, whatever the fuck”

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Andrew: Quiet “Oh, God!”

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Andrew: Saying “Don’t… don’t belong here” in a Maine-like accent

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Andrew: Saying “I don’t wanna pay those movie theater prices” in a funny manner

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Andrew: Saying “Oh, man!” right as Strong Bad says “Oh, man!”

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Andrew: “SongFacts dot… com!?”

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Andrew: “The bartender, who I might have, like, a tiny crush on; like… let’s just leave that aside”

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Andrew: “The youth scare me”

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Andrew: “Why am I being such a dick today!?”

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Andrew: “Yes… ma’am”

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Andrew and Hanna Brooks Olsen: “Alright, here we go. Why, wait, why is it… like a Mariachi quiz? It is kind of a… yeah, it’s kind of like… porn-iachi though, too. It’s kind of… That makes me a little uncomfortable as well… ¡Ay dios mío!”

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Andrew and Hanna Brooks Olsen: “And, I remember the note being… probably a little bit… less… I guess, fulfilling then you would want. Cuz, it was a dick pic? It was… it was… from a child”

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Andrew and Hanna Brooks Olsen: Andrew saying “It’s both… It’s both!” and Hanna making air horn sounds

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Andrew and Hanna Brooks Olsen: “Are you on roast beef? I mean, if that’s what the kids are calling liquor these days; then, yes”

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Andrew and Hanna Brooks Olsen: “How is this possible!? I don’t know!”

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Andrew and Hanna Brooks Olsen: “I don’t know about you; and, I do not not want to speak for you. But, I have a bit of a chip on my shoulder about all of the, kind of, new-fangled Seattle places that are popping up all over Ballard. Yes”

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Andrew and Hanna Brooks Olsen: “I love soup stories… it’s my stock and trade… (Yeah!) It’s my stock… and trade. Thank you! Okay, well, I’m gonna leave… I think we got this”

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Andrew and Hanna Brooks Olsen: “Or New Hamp…(Maybe it was New Hampshire)…shire”

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Andrew and Hanna Brooks Olsen: “Sunlight… is a son of a B, man. (Oh, it lets you know…) Sunlight will freaking kill you! (Yup)”

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Andrew and Hanna Brooks Olsen: “You are a gross person (Yep)”

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