Andrew: “Because, objects at rest tend to stay at rest; especially… when those objects have to pay first and last month and a security deposit, and a moving company; and, everything that goes along… with the pain in the ass of moving”
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Andrew: “But, is he okay with being doxxed!?”
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Andrew: “By the way, I’ve probably never said it; but, congratulations on… you know… for getting out of that… one”
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Andrew: “Does it involve your dad bootlegging this for you?”
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Andrew: “Hey, leave my cat outta this!”
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Andrew: “How about this, then? How about, how about I lay another hot take on ya?”
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Andrew: “I dunno why I’m talking so much”
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Andrew: “I have no compunctions… about outing her on that. It is insane to me”
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Andrew: “Just Slack at me”
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Andrew: Laughing
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Andrew: “Lemme ask you this”
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Andrew: “Mucho bucks-o”
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Andrew: “My soul rejects it”
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Andrew: “Ohhh!!”
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Andrew: “Really!?”
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Andrew: Saying “Tobe Cutter!” in a funny manner
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Andrew: Saying a string of “Yeah”s
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Andrew: “That was coming from my toilet… and, not from the clean side of the toilet!”
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Andrew: Whispering “I did ‘Hey Dummies’ in the bathroom this week!”
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Andrew: “Witness me!!”
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Andrew: “Woife!!!”
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Andrew: “You just don’t get it, man!”
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Andrew and Luke: “Hey! Wow! So… this is how it happens, huh? I am your co-bro, for now! You’re coming to us from Wallingford, for now!”
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Andrew and Luke: Just beeping away
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Andrew and Luke: “Who knows, man. Spin the wheel… (Man!) Who knows where we’ll end up”
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Andrew and Luke: “You don’t donate until Shaun T tells you to… Your bank account is a board”
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Luke: “A-ha!”
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Luke: “And, to be honest with you and not to… make this gross”
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Luke: “Decline to Recline”
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Luke: “He’s Andrew Walsh; and, he joins us now from the Wallingford neighborhood… of Seattle, Washington… for now!”
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Luke: “I know that’s in… probably Return of the Jedi; but, just go with me people! Stop riding me!”
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Luke: “I’m from Seattle!”
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Luke: Laughing
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Luke: “Oh, Snooki!”
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Luke: “Oh, yes, yes, yes”
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Luke: “Peace!!”
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Luke: Saying “The new Dodge Dakota… All the torque you’ll need… and still get you home in style” in a manner of a truck commercial voice-over
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Luke: “Sí, señor”
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Luke: Singing “Tobe Cutter”
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Luke: “The world is your oyster!”
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Luke and Andrew: “I have a bottle of Coke Zero here on the desk… no lid. Where’s the lid!? (I lied)”
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Luke and Andrew: “Is that, is that black ice? Is, is that (Yeah!) black ice? (Yup!) Is that black ice!?”
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Luke and Andrew: “More on that, by the way, in a moment. Had a little toilet clog here at the old Parker Méridien… (Oh, no!) Never a good time… for the… (No) for anybody… to be honest with you, for the clogger… or the… unclogger… (Oh, no) I would be the clogger”
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Luke and Andrew: “There’s (Yeah) an ‘R’ in there, somewhere! (I know!) Who took the ‘R’!?”
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Luke and Andrew: “We call him, ‘Toe Cutter’… We call him, ‘Tobe Cutter'”
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Luke and Andrew: “Well, you do some of your best work in the bathroom; and, I don’t mean… (Mmm-hmm) going number two”
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