Listener Ariel left a voicemail message which included her singing a song from her childhood; and, Senior Janitorial Correspondent, Listener Kevin, left a voicemail message describe a pretty darn gross mess he encountered while doing his cleaning at Perdue. The Kevin’s voicemail was played after the closing song finished; but, Luke and Andrew stuck around to have their reactions on tape.
Listener Ariel: Singing the RHK song
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Listener Kevin: Senior Janitorial Correspondent report
Andrew: “Can I, and I don’t wanna spoil that segment… and, I probably should just wait to tell you about this, but I can’t wait… What in the world is going on with hotels… and… meat?”
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Andrew: “I know!!”
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Andrew: “I, I, I feel like it’s April Fools’!”
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Andrew: “I’m older now”
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Andrew: “It’s not like Human Centipede”
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Andrew: Making a sad horn-like sound
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Andrew: Saying “I was waiting!” in a sing-songy manner
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Andrew: “Shut up! I’m a podcaster!”
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Andrew: Singing the “On The Media” theme
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Andrew: “Spoiler Alert”
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Andrew: “This is just great! I’ll have no friends again!”
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Andrew: “This is real mandy-pamby [sic]“
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Andrew: “What if I reached out to our pal Linh, who runs Marsupial Gurgle… would you be comfortable with him hosting it? Cuz, he’s–Cuz, I’ll tell you what, I’m not loading this to my YouTube site. Like, I got some stuff up there. I’m… I would need to create a burner YouTube site for this thing”
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Andrew: “What in the world is going on with hotels… and… meat?”
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Andrew: “When I smell Greek yogurt, I’ve told you this, I… I gag”
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Andrew: “You know, I admit to being… saying some real doofus-y things on this show”
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Andrew and Luke: “I don’t know if this is interesting or not; but, in TBTL fashion, I’ll plow ahead. And, if it’s not interesting, (Like it) I’ll only talk about it for about fifty of those sixty hours”
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Andrew and Luke: “Is this where we say, ‘Power out’? Yep! (Power out!)”
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Andrew and Luke: Laughing
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Andrew and Luke: “She’ll do it all again, right up to the blursting! She’ll… (Yes!) she’ll eat it and then she’ll blurst it again; and, then, she’ll… start right over”
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Andrew and Luke: “The only reason I’m your co-host, still, is because everybody hated me… when I first started. And, you’re like, ‘Fine! I’m hiring him full time’ Double down! Hope you’re happy! Hope you’re happy”
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Andrew and Luke: “Yeah. Never mind. I was thinking about something really, really gross my cat did… a few days ago. (Ooh!) But, egh”
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Luke: “Great! Now I gotta make more friends again!”
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Luke: “Huzzah! You’re back!”
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Luke: “I almost called him ‘Bill Guy the Science Guy'”
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Luke: “I am one of the leading debtrepreneurs… out there”
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Luke: “I’m out!”
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Luke: Making a funny sound
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Luke: “My name is Luke Burbank. I’m your host, weighing in at 183 pounds… (Ooooh!) Just thought I’d… update everybody on that”
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Luke: “Oh my God, dude”
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Luke: “Ooh, that doesn’t hold up well”
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Luke: “So good job… one good person at FOX News”
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Luke: “So, this could go from one to sixty… hours, everybody; so… buckle up”
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Luke: “Take that, Walsh!”
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Luke: “What weighs more: a pound of lettuce or a pound of meat noodles?”
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Luke: “You ready for this, Yellow Shadow?”
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Luke and Andrew: “Also, I guess, if you have, somebody already went to the bathroom in the toilet and someone throws up into that… (Oh, God) I think that you have what we have to describe as a turducken. (You’re a gross person) Is this where we say, ‘Power out’? Yep! (Power out!)”
Luke and Andrew: “And we thought, ‘Ooh, that was gross’… and then… she shot… a larger volume of hot ham water… (Mmm, God… just don’t finish, don’t, don’t finish this sentence…) out the other end. (We knew) You, I mean, you knew where it was going… that was diplomatic. No, it was… it could’ve been… certainly, could’ve been worse”
Luke and Andrew: “I hope you’re sitting down for this… (Uh-huh) I saw this article… on… FOX News… Forgive me for that; but, it’s a great article”
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Luke and Andrew: Luke attempting to describe what happens in Human Centipede and Andrew gets grossed out
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Luke and Andrew: Singing the “On The Media” theme
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Luke and Andrew: “You would rather… die than eat cottage cheese, right? Yeah, I think so… I mean, literally, I think so”
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