Clips From TBTL #2614: Luke Burbank Edition

Luke: “Geez, Louise… It’s time for one of these again? Already? Well, alright. Here we go”

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Luke: “God! That’s hilarious”

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Luke: “He’s known for his drawings of tall ships, their grace… and… their… power?”

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Luke: “If you, if you, if you go back and to the left… back and to the left, at about the one minute forty second mark”

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Luke: Imitating a burp

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Luke: Imitating a burp #2

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Luke: “It was like Small Wonder; but, with higher stakes. It was like Small Wonder; but, with higher stakes”

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Luke: Laughing

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Luke: “Profile!? Not flattering!”

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Luke: Saying “By the way!!” in a funny manner

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Luke: Singing “And, she starts to cry”

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Luke: Singing “Chain closed!!”

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Luke: Singing “Chain says!!!”

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Luke: Singing “Chain says!”

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Luke: “There’s a terrible picture of me that lives on their phone”

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Luke: “These people aren’t your friends… Inhaling thrills through twenty dollar bills”

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Luke: “This guy is… seriously rolling the dice here! I can’t believe this!!”

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Luke: “Wait. What!?”

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Luke: “We have the world’s most… high-tech Dyson; it’s called Rudy”

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Luke: “What the hell!? What!?”

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Luke: “WTF?”

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Luke and Andrew: “Alexandra Malo… of Brooklyn, New York. Ooh… dat’s a cool last name. Mahalo, Malo”

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Luke and Andrew: Chain Link Addiction and Jane’s Addiction

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Luke and Andrew: “Dude, it’s like a Zapruder film… (I know!) or something!”

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Luke and Andrew: “I want you to know that that whole conversation between me and Billy Bush… that was just locker room burps. It was just locker room burps”

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Luke and Andrew: “Look who’s putting in the extra effort today, Walsh? Where’s your parade!?”

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Luke and Andrew: Luke thought that Missouri starts with “Mo”

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Luke and Andrew: “What’s in your wallet? I hate that so much!”

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Clips From TBTL #2614: Andrew Walsh Edition

Andrew: “Alex’s version of me is so much cooler than the real me”

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Andrew: “And, I look like I have a salami in my mouth while that was being taken”

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Andrew: “And, she’ll always love Jen more than Andrew. No, I’m just joking… I’m just teasing”

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Andrew: “Are we on the air?”

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Andrew: “But, you’ve got to get all that sticky off. Otherwise, it’s gonna collect… years, or in this case, decades, of dust; and, you’re gonna have this gross thing on the front of your album”

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Andrew: Cute laugh

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Andrew: “Don’t talk too fast”

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Andrew: “He really likes to put the stink on it; and, I appreciate that”

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Andrew: “Hello! I gotta be careful today… gotta be careful”

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Andrew: “Hello! I gotta be careful today… gotta be careful. I just drank two cups of coffee… it’s a lot more than I usually drink. I’ve been on a tea kick for a while. So, I am feeling… well, I’m feeling like I’m gonna talk way too fast; unless, I think to myself, every moment… ‘Don’t talk too fast'”

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Andrew: “I didn’t read the article. I just like it when you tell me stories… so, tell me that part of the story, Lukles!”

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Andrew: “I just found that, um, I spilled, um… stir-fry sauce all over my pants while cooking last night and I’m still wearing said pants”

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Andrew: “I was a ten hole… I was a ten hole”

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Andrew: “I was a ten hole… I was a ten hole… boot… guy”

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Andrew: “I was in my head about it little bit”

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Andrew: “I was very proud of this joke, which was… ‘The music ranged from folk… to folk-rock… to neo-folk…’ In other words, it wasn’t that big of a range. Andrew… you dry… catty B”

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Andrew: “It’s been forever since I’ve heard this song. It’s so good!”

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Andrew: “Just… throw it away! Just go to Best Buy and buy another copy of The Postal Service CD. It’s good for Ben, it’s good for Jimmy… and, it’s good for your mental health”

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Andrew: Laughing

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Andrew: “Okay, we’ll just keep it under–we’ll keep the album under us for the rest of the show… probably not”

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Andrew: “Peace and love… Peace and love. No more selfies”

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Andrew: “Remember, I’m always here watching you… Now, now, go to the bathroom”

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Andrew: “There is so much bullshit in that commercial”

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Andrew: “This is all building up to a really lame joke”

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Andrew: Tongue clicking

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Andrew: “Wow! Ho! Wow!”

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Andrew: “You can sign it, ‘Lurnk Burburnk'”

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Andrew: “You know me… I remember every joke that I’ve ever told, that I thought was somewhat good”

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Andrew: “You’re gonna think I’m lying… because… you would think nobody would live their life this way”

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Andrew: “You’re just spoofing; so, I don’t have to give a real answer to that”

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Andrew and Luke: “Holy shit! Send it back to hell! (Yeah)”

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Andrew and Luke: Joking that they recently signed divorce papers with each other

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Andrew and Luke: “Ooh, did I just hear the rumble bugs? What do you call them? You did. You heard the bumpuses. The bumpuses. You… you heard the bumpuses”

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