Luke: “Apologies, Andrew… you may want to earmuff this”
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Luke: “Boo!”
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Luke: “But, lean in a little bit closer. Even roses really smell like ooh, ooh, ooh”
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Luke: “Can we just have one show where we don’t fight? Please?”
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Luke: Cute laugh
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Luke: “First of all… I think, generally, people who order steaks… are gonna skew more towards a-hole”
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Luke: “God, that was a scorched take”
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Luke: “He’s Andrew Walsh; and, he joins us from the Wa–the… Roosevelt neighborhood. My goodness! When am I gonna get that… locked… and loaded in my brain?”
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Luke: “How y’all doin’?”
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Luke: “How y’all doin’?” #2
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Luke: “I can’t just do steamrollers across the bed”
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Luke: “I grab the cat, throw her outside, lock the Pod-dog in the small bathroom. Poor, Pod-dog–It’s always the Pod-dog that gets hurt in these situations, right?”
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Luke: Laughing
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Luke: “Mega booyahs to you, Jim Cramer”
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Luke: “Ooh, ooh, ooh”
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Luke: “Oooh! Expedia”
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Luke: “Pshewww!”
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Luke: Singing “Shorty!”
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Luke: Singing “Shortys!”
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Luke: Singing “Shortys!” #2
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Luke: “Stu Neuman… aka… Steve Number Three… aka, RandBallsStu”
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Luke: “Tell me when this gets boring… Twelve minutes ago. I get it. Shut up”
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Luke: “The Bay Kitty decided to spring a little surprise on me this morning”
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Luke: “Typical Walsh rant”
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Luke: “We have now arrived, apparently, at that part of the season, here at Burbank Springs… where, the Bay Kitty decides to capture and bring indoors… small rabbits”
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Luke: “What!!?!”
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Luke: “What… are we even doing here?”
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Luke: Whispering “Oh, don’t do this, Luke. Don’t do this at the end of the show”
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Luke: “Yeah, I’m being serious; because, I mean, I am actually being serious”
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Luke: “Yeah. Does it be stanking; or, does it not be stanking? That’s the real question”
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Luke and Andrew: Andy Capp Luke trying to figure out doneness of a grilled steak
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Luke and Andrew: “Do you wanna know the real story behind that? Yeah… There isn’t one. I’m sorry. Oh. I know you were gonna say, ‘No.’ (Like I usually do) I want for it. (Not, but) You called my bluff”
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Luke and Andrew: Getting a shout out on the “Shorty” mashup and commenting on how it was arranged
Luke and Andrew: Hesitant Hype Manning
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Luke and Andrew: “I mean, I guess you’ve got a double standard. It’s desktop cleanup day. What do you want me to do, man?”
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???: Snorting
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