Clips From TBTL #2621: Luke Burbank (Plus One) Edition

Luke: “Apologies, Andrew… you may want to earmuff this”

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Luke: “Boo!”

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Luke: “But, lean in a little bit closer. Even roses really smell like ooh, ooh, ooh”

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Luke: “Can we just have one show where we don’t fight? Please?”

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Luke: Cute laugh

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Luke: “First of all… I think, generally, people who order steaks… are gonna skew more towards a-hole”

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Luke: “God, that was a scorched take”

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Luke: “He’s Andrew Walsh; and, he joins us from the Wa–the… Roosevelt neighborhood. My goodness! When am I gonna get that… locked… and loaded in my brain?”

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Luke: “How y’all doin’?”

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Luke: “How y’all doin’?” #2

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Luke: “I can’t just do steamrollers across the bed”

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Luke: “I grab the cat, throw her outside, lock the Pod-dog in the small bathroom. Poor, Pod-dog–It’s always the Pod-dog that gets hurt in these situations, right?”

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Luke: Laughing

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Luke: “Mega booyahs to you, Jim Cramer”

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Luke: “Ooh, ooh, ooh”

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Luke: “Oooh! Expedia”

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Luke: “Pshewww!”

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Luke: Singing “Shorty!”

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Luke: Singing “Shortys!”

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Luke: Singing “Shortys!” #2

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Luke: “Stu Neuman… aka… Steve Number Three… aka, RandBallsStu”

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Luke: “Tell me when this gets boring… Twelve minutes ago. I get it. Shut up”

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Luke: “The Bay Kitty decided to spring a little surprise on me this morning”

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Luke: “Typical Walsh rant”

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Luke: “We have now arrived, apparently, at that part of the season, here at Burbank Springs… where, the Bay Kitty decides to capture and bring indoors… small rabbits”

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Luke: “What!!?!”

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Luke: “What… are we even doing here?”

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Luke: Whispering “Oh, don’t do this, Luke. Don’t do this at the end of the show”

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Luke: “Yeah, I’m being serious; because, I mean, I am actually being serious”

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Luke: “Yeah. Does it be stanking; or, does it not be stanking? That’s the real question”

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Luke and Andrew: Andy Capp Luke trying to figure out doneness of a grilled steak

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Luke and Andrew: “Do you wanna know the real story behind that? Yeah… There isn’t one. I’m sorry. Oh. I know you were gonna say, ‘No.’ (Like I usually do) I want for it. (Not, but) You called my bluff”

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Luke and Andrew: Getting a shout out on the “Shorty” mashup and commenting on how it was arranged

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Luke and Andrew: Hesitant Hype Manning

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Luke and Andrew: “I mean, I guess you’ve got a double standard. It’s desktop cleanup day. What do you want me to do, man?”

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???: Snorting

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Clips From TBTL #2621: Andrew Walsh Edition

Andrew: “And, this is just a… typical Walsh rant”

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Andrew: “Are you shitting me?!?”

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Andrew: Drawn out “Whoa!”

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Andrew: “Err on the side of rare”

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Andrew: “Family Feud… has apparently lost its goddamn mind”

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Andrew: “I forgot how to use all of my equipment”

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Andrew: “I just need my money! That’s all”

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Andrew: “I love… Andy Capp Luke”

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Andrew: “I mean, you can play it; it’s your damn show”

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Andrew: “I’ll just, actually, what I’ll do is I’ll just mute my mic and I’ll cry over here”

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Andrew: “Mmm?”

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Andrew: “Not to be all hot-takey so early in the day”

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Andrew: “Ohh!”

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Andrew: “Ooo, Expedia”

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Andrew: “Oooh, Expedia”

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Andrew: “Power out on that, Walsh”

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Andrew: Saying “We’re gonna slay those taxes for ya!” in an aggressive manner

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Andrew: Singing “Shorty!”

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Andrew: Snorting

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Andrew: “Survey says!!”

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Andrew: “That didn’t make it any less upsetting”

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Andrew: “The whole, like, ‘You’re doing it wrong!’… Like, get a fucking personality!”

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Andrew: “Things are hard”

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Andrew: “Ye…yeah”

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Andrew: “Yes!!!”

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Andrew and Luke: “Hello, Luke! Ohh! I tried to play my turkey gobble; but, it was way too quiet (Rough morning)”

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Andrew and Luke: “Hey, do you want to talk about nuts for a second? Yeah”

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Andrew and Luke: “Hey, I have some… good news, bad news… for you here, (Ooh) at the top of the show (Okay)”

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Andrew and Luke: “I know we had a better one; but, I don’t have time to crawling through the tape… today… No, don’t go crawling through the tape. Although, that sounds gross”

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Andrew and Luke: “I like the way, in that mashup, I sort of sound like your hype man… You sound like a… you sound like a hesitant hype man. The Hesitant Hype Man”

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Andrew and Luke: “I shit you (What!!?) not! I shit you not!!”

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Andrew and Luke: “I think this song is gross. I’m serious. You think this song is gross!? I don’t like it… I don’t like any songs (Why not!?) that references poo-poo… I’m serious. Really!? Yeah”

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Andrew and Luke: “I’m telling you… you can’t make (Oh, man) this stuff up!”

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Andrew and Luke: “Oh, no! God! (Uh-oh) Nah!! (Oh, Walsh) Ahh!!”

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Andrew and Luke: “Ooh! Oooh. Oooh, explicit… (Oooh, Expedia) on a Tuesday! I know!”

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Andrew and Luke: “Umm, guess who is not getting a… break, apparently… They still haven’t… Oh, no! God! (Uh-oh) Nah!! (Oh, Walsh) Ahh!!”

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