#2625 – Marsupial Gurgle

Luke: “We can’t do any of that before we welcome to the program, the longest running crow-bro… Crow-bro… of the show… I think of him more as a Counting Crow-bro… Yeah!”

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Luke: “What are you, asleep, man!!?”

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Luke: “While we were talking, I went on the New York Times… website; because, I, up here in the Bay City, have been dying to get that Sunday paper that you… couldn’t care less about”

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Luke and Andrew: Andrew comparing ice cream truck drivers blocking out the annoying songs to parents block out their kid’s screaming and wailing

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Luke and Andrew: “Animate that, Erik! That’s how we’re gonna get him to do our bidding”

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Luke and Andrew: “By the way, thanks to Linh Pham for sending that along… Hey, everybody, don’t abuse the Linh Pham privileges. That’s just for me and Andrew, okay? Yeah”

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Luke and Andrew: “Is that why you find him to be creepy? No! I… I just (Oh, really) find him to be creepy because he’s really creepy”

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Luke and Andrew: “Not all river shows are true river shows; but, all true river shows are river shows. Yes”

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Luke and Andrew: “Ooh! No, no, no, no, no, no, no, I got it, I got it, I got it, I got it! Alright, what? Tell me. Got it”

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Luke and Andrew: “Stop! Stop… By the way, stopping… is the first step towards not doing… That’s what I’ve always said… today. I would say, ‘Stopping is the second step in not doing it'”

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Luke and Andrew: “We had that whole break, we never even listened to the sketch; now, we’re gonna have to listen… Oh, what the fuck did I do!? I’m sorry… Do you want to just stop and restart?”

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Luke and Andrew: “Yelling at Erik to animate things is the new yelling at Linh to pull audio drops. Animate that!”

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Luke and Andrew: “You know… if you can’t play the drop, at least you can stumble over it… in your… re-description of it. I mean, at least, at least, I can bring that to the table. We should teach a class”

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Andrew: “And, like, I was just being a straight-up B to her”

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Andrew: Concerned that a “revenge” animation of TBTL could be based on mashups from Marsupial Gurgle or of Andrew’s not-so-hot moments on the show

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Andrew: Drawn out “No!”

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Andrew: “eGrandfather…vuncular”

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Andrew: “Fajita for sale! Fajita for sale”

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Andrew: “God! I didn’t even know!”

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Andrew: “Hey, I have a little observation that… is probably not interesting”

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Andrew: “I believe that; because, I’ve been around other people’s children… Some offense!”

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Andrew: “I did!”

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Andrew: “I don’t even know why I have to bring it up; just to prove what an idiot I am”

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Andrew: “I forgot this is work. Shit!”

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Andrew: “I have a lotta regrets”

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Andrew: “I must go into a fugue state after the show… and, then, I text you shit; and, then, you tell me that I texted you… on the next day’s show. And, I totally have blacked it out”

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Andrew: “I’m just an idiot”

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Andrew: “I’m… you know, I’m a Puritan”

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Andrew: Laughing

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Andrew: “Let me ask you this, Luke… This is a real TB…TL question”

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Andrew: “No, no, no, no, no, no”

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Andrew: “No. I don’t, I don’t even know what I’m talking about”

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Andrew: “Oh my God! I’m rubbing it in your damn face!”

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Andrew: “Oh my God! I’m rubbing it in your damn face! I apologize”

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Andrew: “Oh, good. Are you the racist gringo?”

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Andrew: “Oh, what the fuck did I do!?”

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Andrew: “Oh! I forgot!”

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Andrew: “One of my favorite… things; maybe, cuz, it’s all about me and I’m an egomaniac. But, one of my favorite TBTL… things… for lack of a better word”

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Andrew: “Raw, real and rural”

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Andrew: “Really, I wanna tell you something… very related to this that I think is a fun, gross story”

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Andrew: Saying “You might know me best as Frasier. Now, to the lunchroom scene” as Kelsey Grammer

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Andrew: “That was a fun show today, Luke”

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Andrew: “That’s a great, dazzling detail”

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Andrew: “There is it! Yay!”

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Andrew: “This is horrible! I apologize. I hope you’re not eating”

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Andrew: “This is really gross. This is worst than dollop!”

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Andrew: “Unmolested”

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Andrew: “Vieves will flip!”

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Andrew: “We are looking at our taxes. We are paying… out… the nose for the New York Times. It is a… expensive service”

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Andrew: “We are paying… out… the nose!”

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Andrew: “What is going on with my fugue state!?”

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Andrew: “Who knows”

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Andrew: “Who was the bad guy all along… or the bad guys? You know, it’s all about perspective, Luke. Maybe we have been the villains in this story the whole time”

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Andrew: “Yes, of course, Tortilla is the word I was looking; and, I am… I am more embarrassed about that then not being able to think of the name of a candy bar the other day”

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Andrew and Luke: “Alright, stop the tape. Stop the tape. Was that the part?”

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Andrew and Luke: “Also, I don’t give a shit about getting the Sunday paper. You and I are a little bit different about it. I get it cuz they tell me… (Whoa!)”

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Andrew and Luke: Andrew asks Luke to say “sagging” in the clear and ends up getting catrolled

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Andrew and Luke: Andrew couldn’t remember a movie name and Luke pitching ones at Andrew and Luke asking Erik to animate that whole thing

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Andrew and Luke: “Cuz, they’re raw… they’re raw and they’re real… and they’re rural. Raw, real and rural. They’re the three Rs. And, well, now we know what the show title is”

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Andrew and Luke: “I mean, can you imagine if I created, like, a TBTL sizzle reel based on, ‘Raw, Real and Rural’? Linh… get on it! Erik… animate it! Andrew, take the rest of the day off!”

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Andrew and Luke: “Ohh! Ooh. Gasp! (Yeah)”

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Andrew and Luke: “That w–that wasn’t me… That’s fake news. I don’t know where you somebody to imitate (Easy, Shaggy) my voice like that. (I agree with everything that you said) No, you can tell. If you listen closely, you could tell that that is not me”

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