Andrew: “Burp!”
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Andrew: “But… every time I hear some bro on sports radio be like, ‘Ah, good stuff, man. Good stuff. Alright, you can catch on… ESPN… 710.’ Like, it just… it gets under my craw”
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Andrew: “Chung-chung sound”
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Andrew: “Did he just… burp?”
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Andrew: “Give the people what I want!”
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Andrew: “Hey, wait! Hold on a second here”
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Andrew: “I have a million little verbal ticks that I would love to take out of my vocabulary. Listening back to me, on this show, is a painful endeavor for me. I can’t even imagine what’s going on in the listeners’ heads”
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Andrew: “I’m getting emotional here… No, I just was drinking some coffee and it went down the wrong pipe!”
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Andrew: Making Bob Dylan-like sounds
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Andrew: “No, I think she’s judging your toes, you gross man”
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Andrew: “Oh, good stuff, Luke. I just want to say, good stuff there”
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Andrew: “Oh! And, the best part is… not me, of course; because, I’m always on the right side of the law”
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Andrew: “Ooh! Explicit!”
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Andrew: “Our brains are our brains, and the song the is the song; and, whatever this was”
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Andrew: Singing “Samson. Samson. Oooh!”
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Andrew: “That is going to come back to bite us all on the ass”
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Andrew: “To make a long story slightly shorter”
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Andrew: “Totally paid off. Glad I did that”
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Andrew: “Well, you don’t wanna work that. Good stuff, Luke. Damn! I shoulda just said, ‘Good stuff, Luke'”
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Andrew: “Worth it!”
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Andrew: “You mentioned the ‘Y’all’ thing… she double-barreled it, man! ‘All, y’all'”
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Andrew and Luke: “Bad stuff, Luke. (How was that gross!?) Bad stuff”
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Andrew and Luke: “I can’t afford the other one yet… it’s on layaway! (I’m doing a Kickstarter!) Support my Patreon!”
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Andrew and Luke: “Whoa… settle down, Rudy (Yeah)”
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Luke: “Apologies; or, you’re welcome”
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Luke: “At what point does this become… mildly… erotic… is the real question (Ooooh!)”
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Luke: “Bad stuff, Andrew”
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Luke: “I don’t want to be gross”
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Luke: “I love… this story… This is a beautiful story, Andrew”
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Luke: “I… I told you, I don’t listen to the show”
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Luke: “I’ve got a sixty two and a half pound… yellow lab doing that exact thing; and, tell you what, feels amazing. (I say, I say, what’s up dog?) Just like… giving me the world’s greatest pedicure and toe cleaning; and, it actually tickles… Okay, Rudy. That’s actually too much”
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Luke: Imitating a burp
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Luke: Laughing
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Luke: Reciting lyrics from “We’re in the Money”
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Luke: Singing “Couldn’t escape if I wanted to”
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Luke: Singing “Waterloo”
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Luke: “That part… that part… was regrettable”
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Luke: “We’ve got to give the people what… I want”
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Luke: “Without… getting too… ‘Ooh, explicit’ on it (Oh, ‘Explicit!’)”
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Luke: “You’d be, like, ‘How… is this… possible!?'”
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Luke and Andrew: “Also, apparently, this is the show… where, I just read lyrics of songs… totally dispassionately… to the enjoyment, I believe, of the listeners. And, if you don’t know, now you know… Listeners”
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Luke and Andrew: “And, and, Rudy’s got loving in her eyes. So, (Oh, Christ!) I should get back on that whole foot situation… Right, Ru-dog? It’s awful. Seriously calling child and family dog services right now. Dog protective services? Yes”
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Luke and Andrew: Andrew does not like the fact that Rudy is going to town on Luke’s feet and toes
Luke and Andrew: Andrew doesn’t like the idea that Luke had of Dazzling Donors could ask to have Andrew watch a video of Rudy licking Luke’s feet and toes
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Luke and Andrew: “Dazzling Donors… donated a dazzling amount of donation… (Hmm) during the TBTL-a-Thon last year”
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Luke and Andrew: “Did that… make it any better? No! Bad stuff!”
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Luke and Andrew: Discussing Colby’s “God Uses Kids”
Luke and Andrew: “I do not apologize, nor will I apologize, for how good it feels… when that dog is going to work… (Ugh!) on my tootsies (Shush!)”
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Luke and Andrew: Luke reciting lyrics to ABBA’s “Waterloo”
Luke and Andrew: Making air horn sounds
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Luke and Andrew: Scoop-pa-dee-poop and Swoop-and-poop
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Luke and Andrew: “See my vest! (Right) See my vest!”
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Luke and Andrew: “There may be a Roku jammed… jammed into the backside of that TV too. (Mmm) It’s like… (Wow) I don’t understand… (Probably a better way to say that) Maybe. I mean… (I don’t know for sure) thoughts? Was that too (Oh, ‘Explicit!’) Did that get overly erotic, dog?”
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Luke and Andrew: Trying out some DJ names for Luke
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Luke and Andrew: “While you get that dialed up, I gotta let the dog out. (Who?) I gotta the release the dog from the… house”
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