Clips From TBTL #2631: Luke Burbank Edition

Luke: “But, on the other sharpshoot”

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Luke: “By the way, Andrew just had a seizure”

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Luke: Drawn out “Voice-amaphone”

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Luke: “I don’t really want to know this”

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Luke: “It tweets so… so hard”

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Luke: “It’s pronounced, ‘Wooster’… Jhoon Wooster”

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Luke: “Looking around, I have not made any kitten sightings yet… (Kittens inspired by kittens!) They’re probably upstairs in their private chambers… just… droppings dollops… of… of… of scoopity-poop-poop… everywhere; that, my friend Andrew… will later be chiseling off the floors”

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Luke: Mouth trumpeting Spoon’s “The Underdog”

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Luke: Saying “I was the greatest Tide Podder that ever lived… Nobody can Tide Pod… Frazier” as Muhammed Ali

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Luke: Saying “Mr. Gorbachev, tear down tha–” as Ronald Reagan

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Luke: Saying “Um… well… um… well” as Ronald Reagan

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Luke: Saying “Yeah’m… well… um… well” as Ronald Reagan

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Luke: Singing “Hey, hey, we’re the MON-kees! [ph]

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Luke: Singing “Where were you… when they built a ladder to heaven”

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Luke: “Sorry, guys. It’s gonna be one of those days”

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Luke: “Steve ‘River Boy’ Neuman?”

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Luke: “Stop coughing into your shirt”

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Luke: “Taargüs, Taargüs”

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Luke: “This is gonna… this is gonna take us down Political Town”

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Luke: “Uh, yeah, this karate gi? This… cuts me, man… cuts my bunghole. It’s like I’m on a… it’s like I’m wearing a wire”

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Luke: “What!!?”

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Luke and Andrew: Andrew keeps dinging Jhoon Rhee with the same joke and Luke pulls a “Wooster” joke

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Luke and Andrew: “By the way, USA-1000, that’s a… bitchin’ phone number. Yes, it is. Can we, is it too late for us to get that… for the TBTL voicemail line? Mmm, probably. Alright”

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Luke and Andrew: Drawn out “Saxamaphone (Saxamaphone)”

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Luke and Andrew: Forward promoting No Point Conversion

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Luke and Andrew: “Was the show possibly called, ‘Widespread Luting’? Did you just come up with that? So terrible! (That’s pretty good)”

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Luke and Andrew: “Welcome back to Twitter Tips… I’m Bob Mondello… I’m in for Dave Davies… I’m Bob Mondello, in for Dave Davies, in for Terry Gross”

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Luke and Andrew: “You happy now, Dad? (So… that is so gross!) Am I good enough? Did you hear my Ronald Reagan impression… on the party line? Is that good enough for you, old man?!”

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Clips From TBTL #2631: Andrew Walsh Edition

Andrew: “All these people really just wanna see dirty carrot pics!”

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Andrew: “By the way, quick update on my life; only, cuz, I’m sure a lotta people are curious”

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Andrew: “I’m interested”

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Andrew: “I’m just gonna chill. I’m gonna drink this in, literally and figuratively”

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Andrew: “I’m out”

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Andrew: “It is a bee-yootiful [ph] day outside”

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Andrew: Laughing

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Andrew: Laughing #2

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Andrew: “Luuuke!”

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Andrew: Making a buzzer sound

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Andrew: “No mountain to tall; and, comfortable pants for all”

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Andrew: “Oh, Christ. What’s the difference?”

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Andrew: “Oh, God, yeah. Who you talking to?”

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Andrew: “Oh, great!”

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Andrew: Quietly saying “Get me Lieutenant Eckhardt”

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Andrew: Saying “Alright! What’s the question? Nope! Nope! Next!” in a hyper manner

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Andrew: Singing “Spoonman”

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Andrew: “Things that felt like, kind of, close the blinds as my… that starting to sound like dirty carrot talk again”

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Andrew: Trying to do the DFTB drop

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Andrew: “What do you want them to yell in the audience instead of ‘Luuuuke!’ and it sounds like ‘Boooo!’?”

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Andrew and Luke: “Hey, Luke. Welcome to… welcome to the studio. What am I…? (It’s great being here) Sorry. I’m, I’m trying out for an NPR job. Uh-huh. Hello. Welcome to studio 4-A”

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Andrew and Luke: “I have a whole thing of tissues right here… You know I’m the Tissue King! Is that… is that what you do with your carrots?”

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Andrew and Luke: Luke blows his nose and Andrew tells the listeners that Luke used his shirt

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Andrew and Luke: Luke wiped his nose on the inside of his shirt, which irked Andrew “Tissue King” Walsh

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Andrew and Luke: Singing “Take me down… I love ‘Take Me Down to Political Town'”

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