Andrew: “Again, I don’t think you know who I am”
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Andrew: “Andy out!!”
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Andrew: “Are you gonna get the three meat… dealy?”
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Andrew: “By the way… let’s hope there is a newsletter this week; cuz, I ain’t done it yet”
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Andrew: Cute laugh
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Andrew: “First of all… don’t click on the Etsy link under ‘collectible jock’… You would think that Etsy would be a safe space on the Internet. It is… not!”
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Andrew: “I would have just tried to maximize my meats more”
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Andrew: “I, I poop on thee”
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Andrew: “I’m playing video games in my room… while, Genevieve is watching… adult television. Wait, that sounded gross”
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Andrew: “If I walk in on one more dude doing a podcast. Uhhhh! Why can’t they just be naked like the old days?”
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Andrew: Laughing
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Andrew: “My favorite meat… is Celtic hot dog meat”
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Andrew: “Oh, sure! I love hot dogs too! I love sausages”
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Andrew: “Stu, the Stu-bot, River Boy, Neuman”
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Andrew: “The daddening is complete!”
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Andrew: “What if they were the Utah… Honey-Do Lists? (I cannot believe he just told that joke)”
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Andrew: “Why am I not watching this show all the time!?”
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Andrew and Luke: Andrew imagines that someone disguised as a toilet caught a school superintendent pooping on another school’s lawn
Andrew and Luke: “Hey, let’s get serious about this for one second (Please)”
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Andrew and Luke: “What do you think the Utah Jazz should change its name to? Be nice… The Hot Dog Meats? The Decaffeinates? (How about the) The Utah Decaffeinates”
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Andrew and Luke: “Where do you think you can get the best hot dog meat in Austin? That’s what I wanna know. Please don’t make me spit out my… hotel-grade coffee… with Sweet’N Low in it”
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Listener and Child: Star Wars and TBTL Trivia
Luke: “And, also, can I… can we make a rule that I never call you, ‘Daddy’ again?”
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Luke: “And, don’t report me to Smokey Bear”
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Luke: “By the way, we didn’t choose the… the poopity-scoop life, the poopity-scoop life chose us”
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Luke: “Couple of BGs on me from last night”
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Luke: “God… everything we say sounds so dirty today!”
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Luke: “Here we go, here we do”
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Luke: “Oh my God, dude! You just time traveled me… right back to… high school days”
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Luke: Saying “We love you… Kyle ‘Seago'” in a sing-songy manner
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Luke: Singing “Da-doot-da-doot”
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Luke: “That is like… that is… a joke on top of a joke, on top of a joke”
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Luke: “The daddening… is complete”
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Luke: “Wait Wait Don’t Remember… the Name of the Show?”
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Luke: “What do I order at Stubbs so that you won’t be disappointed in me, Daddy?”
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Luke and Andrew: “Doody (Doody)”
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Luke and Andrew: “I can’t shit at a Barnes and Noble… like… Really!? Bookstores make me go… Really?”
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Luke and Andrew: “Wait, is the Kindle the device, or is it actually the software? I, it’s a device; but, I also use the Kindle app on my phone. So, either way, you’re fine, Gramps”
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