Clips From TBTL #2634: Let Luke and Andrew Clear Their Throats Edition

Andrew: Clearing his throat

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Andrew: Clearing his throat #2

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Andrew: Clearing his throat #3

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Luke: Clearing his throat

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Luke: Clearing his throat #2

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Luke: Clearing his throat #3

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Luke: Clearing his throat #4

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Luke: Singing “Allow me to clear my throat” and the saxophone riff from “Let Me Clear My Throat” and “The 900 Number”

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Luke and Andrew: Clearing their throats

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Luke and Andrew: Clearing their throats #2

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Clips From TBTL #2634: Luke Burbank Edition

Luke: “But, now it’s back, baby!”

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Luke: “Cuz, those are a horse of a different feather”

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Luke: “Do you know how many Dazzling Donors I can fit on the head of a pin?”

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Luke: “I often say, ‘That’s a good way to tell your toilet you’re mad at it'”

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Luke: “I’m not trying to be a, a, a ‘No, but’ person”

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Luke: “I’ve got some kind of issues. I’ve talked about it on… this show before… where… if I have anything creamy… I’ve, I have a constant need to clear my throat”

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Luke: “Mod Pizza? That’s for fools. Everybody wants stools”

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Luke: “Mwah! Mwah!”

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Luke: “No; but, Andrew!”

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Luke: “Our Dazzling Donor today… Erin Leininger… Currently of Manila… the Philippines… Previously… of Shanghai… the China… And, originally… Encinitas… the California”

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Luke: “So, if you wanna touch it, I guess that’s… kind of on you”

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Luke: “That means, I am totally unsupervised here in the Broadcast Center. I don’t have any Pod-dog supervision; so… things… could get hot! Things could get spicy”

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Luke: “There is no way that that stuff is gonna do okay in your tum-tum! (Poop diddy whoop scoop, poop!)”

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Luke: “They’re like a perfect, little throat cork”

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Luke: “We’re we’ve been known to… you know, poopity-whoop-scoop… on the odd occasion”

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Luke: “What!!?!”

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Luke: “Wow! I’m gonna… make this gross”

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Luke and Andrew: “By the way… do you realize what you did there… That I blocked out (in cropping it) the Hader? You literally blocked out the Hader. Yeah. No, it’s all coming up… it’s all coming up TBTL today (Pretty good spoof)”

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Luke and Andrew: “Dirty Dick’s Crab House; and, by the way… also, don’t Google that. No”

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Luke and Andrew: Laughing

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Luke and Andrew: “There’s a good… a, a good one with this Indianapolis thing; and, maybe, you can just think about this overnight, Andrew. Maybe, you can think about what you’ve done… (Oh) or what you would do… (Well, that turned…) Cuz, I know what I would do”

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Luke and Andrew: “You always regret the hot dogs you happen… You didn’t happen? I actually like that”

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Clips From TBTL #2634: Andrew Walsh Edition

Andrew: “Amen”

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Andrew: “And… everybody really freaked their shit out about it”

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Andrew: “First of all, I was… shocked and delighted, and… other adjectives, to see a familiar name on our… sTens page on Facebook; where, all the listeners get together and… talk about how they like me more than you”

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Andrew: “Frank ‘N Beans!”

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Andrew: “Hmm… Hmm… Explicit”

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Andrew: “I don’t care about the world anymore”

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Andrew: “I would love to hear listener’s hot dog stories”

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Andrew: “I would only sharpshoot one detail of this story; and, it’s probably cuz Andrew was reading it quickly and misread it… I love how Ryan is so concerned with my feelings. I love this. Is everybody taking notes? This is how you… this is how you sharpshoot me”

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Andrew: “I’d [sic] screwed everything up. We’ll clean it all up in post”

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Andrew: “I’m not your… typical public radio producer. I’m gonna use the real ‘DJ Kool’ song”

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Andrew: “Just… to the bone!”

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Andrew: “Late 80s!? I was, like, playing Risk with my stuffed animals, man!”

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Andrew: Laughing

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Andrew: Laughing #2

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Andrew: “Oh, shoot”

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Andrew: “Okay”

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Andrew: “Sorry, that came out funny”

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Andrew: “That stuff never works. I think still you guys are all pranking me”

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Andrew: “This feels so good!”

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Andrew: “Usually, when I tell a story, I go back as far in history as I possibly can… to give you… all of the details that you don’t want or need… and, then, eventually, get to my point; which… is usually a… revelation that I never had a point to begin with”

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Andrew: “Well, here’s the deal”

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Andrew: “What!?”

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Andrew: “You might ask yourself, Luke: How do we find ourselves here?”

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Andrew: “You’re welcome, listeners”

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Andrew and Luke: “Apparently, he’s been listening to TBTL for a while now… I had a… Wow! I, I know what your next reaction was… it was flattery… followed by terror, right? Oh, yeah, yeah. What I’ve done is I’ve… asked Linh Pham… to let me know every single mention of my friend Ryan in the show and all of the times that I’ve bashed him… just… to the bone! And, I’ve gone and I’ve edited those out”

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Andrew and Luke: “Diggity Dog… Diggity Dog. Sorry, that came out funny (Mmm-hmm)”

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Andrew and Luke: “Do you think there is any possibility that I would have been carrying around two hot dogs in my pants all night, and not have to worry about it? Normally… normally, I wouldn’t… have thought that was possible”

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Andrew and Luke: “Oh my, God! (God, that’s beautiful) I am on fire!”

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Andrew and Luke: “You know what? You can pick your nose and you can pick your friends; but, you can’t pick your Buttery Jack family. (Exactly!) That’s what I always say”

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