Andrew: “Boy, they always say, ‘Turn up the bass in your headphones’… That’s what they say… The bass is turned up too high–That is the whitest thing that I’ve ever said; but, the bass is too high on my headphones”
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Andrew: Drawn out “Yes!”
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Andrew: Drawn out, sing-songy “Ohh”
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Andrew: “First though… I keep talking about these guests… who are they, why won’t I let them talk… I will let them talk, right now. Let me introduce them to you”
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Andrew: “Hello!”
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Andrew: “I don’t give a shit about Thor… Sorry, Thor lovers… I don’t have the Thor Thirst”
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Andrew: “I don’t know what the hell is going on here”
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Andrew: “I thought I had the show on lock today… like, honestly, I thought, like, this is it, I’m prepared… there’s nothing more I could possibly do to make this show good. And, it turns out, there was a lot I could do to make this show good; including… asking Luke to join us”
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Andrew: “I’m a brown thing guy”
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Andrew: “Interesting order; and, I love the dazzling details”
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Andrew: “Is that a thing?”
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Andrew: “It’s back, baby!”
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Andrew: “Lukles and Andrew… please don’t ever again play… American Pie”
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Andrew: Making a funny sound
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Andrew: Making a weirded-out sound
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Andrew: “Neiner Neiner Weiner”
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Andrew: “Nick, touch your nose. I’m cutting that out”
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Andrew: “Nick… ‘Jar Jar’ Jarin”
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Andrew: “People are not gonna like that I’m saying; cuz, this is a little… this is a little… shade throwy by me and I apologize”
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Andrew: Saying “I can’t handle this young crowd” in a sing-songy manner
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Andrew: Saying “What was it!? Somebody explain this damn thing!” in a funny manner
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Andrew: Saying “Will everybody be my best friend?” in a funny manner
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Andrew: “Shit. I also had a thought”
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Andrew: Singing “Let’s just close that out”
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Andrew: “They were trying to say that you were drunk. You had eight beers”
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Andrew: “This is classic Andrew. Cuz, I can’t remember any teams involved or the names of the players; but…”
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Andrew: “This is the show… in case you don’t know… that is dolphinately Too Beautiful To Live (Dolphinately. For sharks)”
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Andrew: “Turn the bass down on my headphone”
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Andrew: “Wait, hold on. What?”
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Andrew: “We’re going to be talking about bears today! We have bears in the news! I’m hoping we can call the segment, ‘Bearly the News’… Gotta clear that with my co-host first”
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Andrew: “Well, you’re back with TBTL on your… hot talk station… WAL… SH. Ooh, God. That fell apart”
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Andrew and Hanna Brooks Olsen: Andrew making the iconic Law & Order sound and Hanna singing the opening notes to its theme song
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Andrew and Hanna Brooks Olsen: “Cano is your boy, though, right? Well, of course!”
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Andrew and Hanna Brooks Olsen: “Let’s talk about branding. What do we call it? Do we keep, ‘Neiner Neiner Weiner’? No”
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Andrew and Hanna Brooks Olsen: “That’s your lucky money. Ohh, it became unlucky money so fast!”
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Andrew and Hanna Brooks Olsen: “When somebody asks us to not to do something… we always do it… Sometimes, it’s just out of fun. Sometimes, it’s out of malice… But, of course, we do that; that’s how we react… But, San Jose Barbie is a Dazzling Donor. Like, this is the one time where I really feel like my hands are tied. I cannot throw this back in her face; (Yeah) and, it… is… killing me!! It is killing me!”
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Andrew and Nick Jarin: “Alright, Nick… you have a hot take on Infinity Wars… Yeah, it’s not good… Yeah, there’s… there’s no… (We’ll be back after this) Go ahead. Go ahead”
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Andrew and Nick Jarin: Andrew accidentally plays the e-mail frenzy drop instead of the regular one
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Andrew, Nick Jarin and Hanna Brooks Olsen: “And, we did three hours of hot talk radio… had its moments… some good, some not. It had its pretzel parts and its brown things parts… That was such a good callback!”
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Hanna Brooks Olsen: “Brown things… are always the good ones”
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Hanna Brooks Olsen: “Couldn’t get your sail up on your schooner?”
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Hanna Brooks Olsen: Doing the TBTL Breaking News drop
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Hanna Brooks Olsen: “Em-bear-assed”
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Hanna Brooks Olsen: “Hunh!”
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Hanna Brooks Olsen: Laughing
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Hanna Brooks Olsen: Laughing #2
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Hanna Brooks Olsen: Laughing #3
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Hanna Brooks Olsen: “Oh my God. He’s really tip-tappin'”
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Hanna Brooks Olsen: Quietly saying “Crunch”
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Hanna Brooks Olsen: “Who is this?”
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Hanna Brooks Olsen: “Yeah, I’m doing an unfortunate dance”
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Hanna Brooks Olsen and Andrew: “I only have eight beers today… (I can’t find…) that’s all I had”
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Hanna Brooks Olsen and Andrew: “The Venn diagram of bears and cleaning is, like, there’s a decent overlap in the middle. You think so? Well, how do you get bear shit outta your lawn? I don’t know. That’s a good question: why is there bear shit in your lawn?”
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Hanna Brooks Olsen and Nick Jarin: “I bought a pair of PF Flyers!! Right!? Yes. I have a pair!”
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Nick Jarin: “I’m also… personally… already impressed with myself… for not interrupting… your intro, like I usually do”
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Nick Jarin and Andrew: “Law & Order: DSW? Law & Order: DSW”
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Nick Jarin and Hanna Brooks Olsen: “No mountain too tall; and, good luck to all”
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