Andrew: “Agent!”
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Andrew: “Alright, don’t talk about Cano. Don’t talk about Cano. Don’t talk about Cano. Hey, guys! Sorry, I didn’t see you there… I was just sitting here not thinking about Robinson Cano”
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Andrew: “Alright, enough of this crap! We’re not here to talk about the end of the Mariners’ hopes for a post-season”
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Andrew: “Aw, shit”
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Andrew: “Boy, I’m a fraud. I don’t even know what kind of vacuum cleaner I have”
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Andrew: “Cleanliness is next to podliness”
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Andrew: “God bless ya. Go play XBOX”
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Andrew: “How is that for enticing you to listen to this… Monday edition, Tuesday edition of TBTL”
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Andrew: “I had a lot of fun on the show yesterday; but, I realized, during the program, that I was less prepared than I thought I was… So, I woke up super early today… super early… before nine. I woke up before nine today”
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Andrew: Making weirded-out sounds
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Andrew: “No, no, no, no, no, no, no, no!!”
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Andrew: “Ohh, so cute”
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Andrew: “Okay, you know… We’re not talking about this! We’re not talking about this”
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Andrew: Saying “I’ve been known to do that” in a sing-songy manner
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Andrew: “Shit’s out of… order”
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Andrew: “We can’t talk about this!”
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Andrew: “Wham-bam”
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Andrew: “When you’re just hardcore puttering… you don’t know exactly where the next mess is gonna take you”
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Andrew: “Without getting really… technogeek with spreadsheety on this”
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Andrew: “Yeah. Also, like, don’t have kids. Just kidding! I’m just kidding”
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Andrew: “You know her as the ‘Human Air Horn'”
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Andrew: “You’re speaking my damn language!”
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Andrew and Hanna Brooks Olsen: “I was just getting, like, that foam… like, stuff… which, I’m sure is just like… (Yeah) I’m sure I killed a million… I don’t know, like… What’s a cute animal? Dogs?”
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Andrew and Hanna Brooks Olsen: “Okay, I’m gonna restart in just a second; but, we have a bunch of critical updates for Windows 10. Oh, God! Hanna… Because you’re on Windows. Hanna… Hanna… How many updates? (At least a half hour) Shut the front door”
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Andrew and Hanna Brooks Olsen: “Sorry, did you just see a booger fall out of my nose? Cuz, that did–definitely did not happen. Do you need the scratchy Kleenex or the nice Kleenex?”
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Andrew and Hanna Brooks Olsen: “Take it outside, kids (Take it outside)”
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Andrew and Hanna Brooks Olsen: “That’s my weak spot. Like, (Yeah) I don’t want to crawl up in there”
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Andrew and Hanna Brooks Olsen: “The glued shoe worked out better than I thought. Really? Yeah. Oh, okay. I was gonna say, I’ll show you later… Nope, not that kind of friendship”
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Andrew and Hanna Brooks Olsen: “They sent me a new modem… I didn’t ask for a no, a new modem. I didn’t want a new modem. My old modem was fine. But, apparently, model DM-32…4T (Oh, man) had some issue that they didn’t (Yeah) like with it”
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Andrew and Hanna Brooks Olsen: “We’re… no kids, two blankets… Dual income… dual income… dual blankets, no kids”
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Andrew and Hanna Brooks Olsen: “You and I are a couple of neatniks. Yep”
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Hanna Brooks Olsen: “And, like, you’ll be walking on sunshine, baby”
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Hanna Brooks Olsen: “Because, I cannot be constrained by fabric… whenst cleaning”
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Hanna Brooks Olsen: “Get the coupons!”
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Hanna Brooks Olsen: “Get yourself one!”
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Hanna Brooks Olsen: “Justin Verlander said some real dipshit stuff on Twitter later in the day”
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Hanna Brooks Olsen: Laughing
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Hanna Brooks Olsen: Making a non-excited, air horn sound
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Hanna Brooks Olsen: “Not for your nose… No boogers”
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Hanna Brooks Olsen: “One!”
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Hanna Brooks Olsen: Saying “I’m gonna be late!” in a funny manner
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Hanna Brooks Olsen: “Stop the show”
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Hanna Brooks Olsen and Andrew: Hanna clapping and making air horn sounds and Andrew saying “I don’t know if that was right drop or not”
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Hanna Brooks Olsen and Andrew: “If, you know, if you’re a parent and you don’t always have time to like… clean and clean and clean, like… cut yourself a break, man. (Yeah) Like, you’re doing a hard thing; like, do that thing. Yeah. Yeah. Also, like, don’t have kids. Just kidding! I’m just kidding”
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Hanna Brooks Olsen and Andrew: “Like Downton Abbey? I’ll… Yes… Genevieve is upstairs, I’m downstairs, and I gossip about her all the time. Well, of course”
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Hanna Brooks Olsen and Andrew: “Person! Yes! Human being!”
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