As requested by Dazzling Donor Steve Goering, Andrew and Luke recorded an answering machine/voicemail greeting message for Steve.
Andrew and Luke: Voicemail greeting for Dazzling Donor Steve Goering
Andrew and Luke: Andrew is tap dancing really close to a field full of land mines by bringing up joke stealing again
Andrew and Luke: “Boop, boop, (Okay) boop”
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Andrew and Luke: “I have so many things I want to talk to you about right now. Can I (Good; cuz, I got nothing) just go in order? Really? So, I need you to… hoist me on your back, like a papoose, and carry me through the next hour or so of imaginary radio”
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Andrew and Luke: “I’ll tell you what, he can probably grab it himself; if not, I am happy to help… I do not want… Linh… Pham… our… unofficial archivist… (Yeah, Linh, you’ve done, you’ve done enough, my friend) he has to do it… My guess is he would probably up, up and offer to; but… he doesn’t have to. I am happy to clip it out and… and… send it to Steve too. So, Steve, get at me if you need me to send it to you”
Andrew and Luke: “Is there any chance I can call the show, ‘Grayson Under Fire’… for today’s… Yeah! There’s a pretty good chance. I’m writing that down”
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Andrew and Luke: “It is true that if you drink expired suntan lotion… or sunblock (Yes), you will get sick”
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Andrew and Luke: “People are loving… Haven’t you heard from enough people, including Steve ‘River Boy’ Neuman… that you’re never to say… ‘TBTL Daddy’ again?”
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Andrew and Luke: “What do you call a room on a ship? From your… Your cabin? Your cabin”
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Andrew and Luke: “Where’s my Moby? I need my Moby! (Right?)”
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David Burbank: “They’re… so… fucking delicious”
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Luke: “And, then, they fall into my trap, Andrew!”
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Luke: “At some point, you have to just… assume everyone else is seeing something you’re not seeing; even though… you hold that truth to be self-evident that the sky is red”
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Luke: “Fartin’ through silk”
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Luke: “He described an airplane as a long tube… full of demons, and it’s deadly”
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Luke: “In what universe has ‘Boop’ ever been a lyric… to a song?”
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Luke: “Is this the hill I wanna die on?”
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Luke: Purposely mispronouncing “Worcestershire”
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Luke: “Sadly… for everybody involved… it’s more door number… two”
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Luke: Singing “Hey… woman!”
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Luke: Singing the “On The Media” theme and saying “On my media”
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Luke: “So, there he is… DFTS: David from the Starbucks”
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Luke: “Where are the animals? God, they just, they grow up so fast, you know… One day, they’re helping out with the podcast; the next, they’re just off on their own… just living their lives… I didn’t wanna get this emotional this early in the program; but, I guess it is what it is”
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Luke: Whispering “I’m whispering; cuz, I’m legit afraid of her overhearing this”
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Luke: “You have your 30s and 40s to be dysmorphic, bro!”
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Luke and Andrew: “Have I told you my weird Moby story? No”
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Luke and Andrew: “I can’t let Andrew get comfortable… even in his discomfort, knowing when this is gonna happen. Goddamn, that’s diabolical. This is a thought that I had today, Andrew! It’s really messed up!”
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Luke and Andrew: “Is there any way, can we get the toothpaste back into this tube? (Yeah)”
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Luke and Andrew: “Luke Burbank… still clocking in at… zero requests… (Zero requests) Zero requests”
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