Clips From TBTL #2653: Luke Burbank Edition

Luke: “A new empathy! Exclamation point”

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Luke: “And, by the way, Pete Carroll is the head coach of the Seattle Seahawks, if you’re not a sport”

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Luke: “Cut it! I cut it!”

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Luke: Cute laugh

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Luke: Cute laugh #2

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Luke: “God, this music is getting more relevant by the word”

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Luke: “He is known for his drawings of tall ships, their grace and their cuteness”

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Luke: “He thinks that is just a travesty of a mockery of a sham of two travesties of a mockery of a sham”

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Luke: “Hither and yon”

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Luke: “Hüsker Dü”

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Luke: “I can never www.explain… why Pete Carroll’s style of speaking drives me so crazy”

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Luke: “I don’t wanna open, I don’t wanna open a… another can of worms”

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Luke: “I had the, I had the college CD collection of a very woke, feminist woman”

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Luke: “I wanna mention I’m doing this on the fly. Everybody cut me some slack”

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Luke: “I’m already starting to regret this”

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Luke: “In all… In all earnesty… in all–which is the new way of saying, ‘Honesty–Earnesty is the new honesty’. And, maybe, we can all agree on that”

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Luke: “It’s the TBTL-a-Thon: Thumbs Up for TBTL… Not Life is a Highway Edition; although, you know”

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Luke: Laughing in a funny manner

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Luke: “May God have mercy on their soul”

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Luke: “So, the listener Selexa”

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Luke: “‘Tens… please consider donating to the next TBTL-a-Thon… Luke and Andrew can’t do this without us’ God… Candi, you give and you give… and you give and you give”

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Luke: “The Doogie… and the Cochrane”

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Luke: “This entire… exercise… was… just to annoy you”

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Luke: “We are just gonna have to figure this… bleep… out… on the road, Andrew”

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Luke: “#WeveShoweredRecently”

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Luke: “What’s wrong with me, Andrew?”

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Luke: “You and I are an unlikely romantic pair… in that, it’s unlikely we’ll ever become a romantic pair”

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Luke and Andrew: “Good morning, my co-bro… Hola… misois [ph]

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Luke and Andrew: “Happy June, by the way… Oh my God, it’s my May”

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Luke and Andrew: “Let’s not get Linh (No) caught in the crossfire, okay? Linh, do it”

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Luke and Andrew: “Linh… please pull the drop of Andrew saying ‘People need to see our perspective as black men’… Linh! Let’s leave that alone, my friend… Linh… I don’t… Let’s not get Linh (No) caught in the crossfire, okay? Linh, do it. Linh… don’t. Linh! Do you wanna spend… I’m gonna see Linh tonight at Live Wire!; (Yeah?) so… he’s gonna hand me a thumb drive… he’s gonna leave a thumb drive in the parking lot; it’s gonna be the best day of my life. It’s just gonna have that drop on it”

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Luke and Andrew: Luke asking what is the best way to borrow or steal someone’s pets and Andrew, running out of jokes, goes with a swingers joke

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Luke and Andrew: Luke plays “Life is a Highway” again and Andrew questions if Luke has any concerns of doing the hitchhiking road trip alone

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Luke and Andrew: Luke said a key to getting picked up is for Andrew to keep is beard under control and not scruffy, then regretted saying that

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Luke and Andrew: “No, man. You know what, Andrew? I give you a lotta shit; but, when you’re right, you’re right. I know!”

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Luke and Andrew: “Selexa… stop lis–eavesdropping! Christ! Oh, we’re gonna be in (Alright) so much trouble on Monday”

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Luke and Andrew: “TBTL: Thumbs Up for TBTL… Life is a Highway Edition… Life is Not a Highway Edition”

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Luke and Andrew: “We’re instructing Linh to be a, an unpaid assistant audio producer on the show. By the way, shout out to Linh for… sending me this drop… yesterday… (And, now, apparently when Luke Burbank says, ‘Morning’… I flinch) Can I be honest with you? I like it better… when you didn’t check your e-mail”

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Clips From TBTL #2653: Andrew Walsh Edition

 Andrew: “Am I right? I’m right… I think”

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Andrew: “And, guess what? It’s awesome!”

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Andrew: “Ha-ha-haaa!!”

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Andrew: “Hur-hurr!”

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Andrew: “Hüsker Du, Hüsker Don’t”

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Andrew: “I don’t even hear the drops anymore”

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Andrew: “I don’t know. I’m very conflicted about this shit that Pete Carroll does”

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Andrew: “I’m, like, representing hot dogs like you wouldn’t believe at Safeco these days with, not one, but two pieces of hot dog flare”

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Andrew: Laughing in a funny manner

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Andrew: “Linh! Let’s leave that alone, my friend”

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Andrew: “Meow!”

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Andrew: “Mr. Unlistenable”

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Andrew: “Oh, no! We just, we’re gonna be in trouble!”

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Andrew: “Oh! I know what I was thinking! I was thinking about the new, hot catchphrase… ‘TBTL Daddy’ the other day”

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Andrew: “Save the cheerleader, save the world”

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Andrew: Saying “It’s not the money, it’s the stuff” in a funny manner

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Andrew: Saying “We’re gonna be in trouble!” in a sing-songy manner

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Andrew: “See how many likes I got on Twitter… Meow!”

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Andrew: “Selexa, end the show”

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Andrew: “She was, like, a real, like, kind of… down to business, like, quick, quick, quick kind of person”

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Andrew: Singing “Fish ain’t bitin'”

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Andrew: “Such a sad song with such happy music”

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Andrew: “We live in an effed up society; and, people need to start, like… having empathy and seeing things from our perspective as, like… black men”

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Andrew: “What you said about my beard before was… interesting; because, I am trying to grow it out a little bit. It’s been a bit of a… source of… not frustration; but… I dunno… frustration is probably the word I’m looking for”

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Andrew: “Will you be my TBTL daddy?”

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Andrew: “Yeah, I was pretty… pretty good with the words; as, you can tell”

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Andrew: “You mark my damn words”

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Andrew: “Your schedule is a little… is way tighter than mine; as in, mine is… totally loosey-goosey”

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Andrew and Luke: Andrew agreed to hitchhike with Luke but doesn’t like “Life is a Highway”

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Andrew and Luke: Andrew saying something that Doug Baldwin would say with some interesting wording leading Luke to ask for that clip to be pulled and Andrew not wanting it done

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Andrew and Luke: “I have mixed emotions… I would… (You’re not the only one) Yeah”

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Andrew and Luke: “What happened is that we stopped down to talk about Jeff for a second… you know, cuz he’s a dude… and you love (Yeah) talking about dudes”

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