Andrew: “Bye”
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Andrew: Drawn out “Ohhh! Aahhh!”
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Andrew: “I literally stumbled there; because, I couldn’t remember if it’s called a podcast or a podcart… So, anyway. Things are going great in my brain”
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Andrew: “I mean, always bet against my brain, I guess; but…”
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Andrew: “I was, like, full of food and already a little bit tipsy”
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Andrew: “It’s no longer the, the era of, of free love and… free rides, you know”
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Andrew: Laughing
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Andrew: “Let’s face it, I like to eat a few secret hot dogs while nobody’s watching me”
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Andrew: “Luke, if you can hear this, I just stepped away for a moment… I’ll be back… in a matter of minutes”
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Andrew: “On a giant bun”
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Andrew: “Party, if you can hear this… I’m just in [ph] at home, playing RBI Baseball”
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Andrew: Snorting
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Andrew: Snorting #2
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Andrew: “That was a weird thing to say”
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Andrew: “What!!?”
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Andrew and Chris Hayes: “Here is our fleshy underbelly… come at me (Yeah, exactly)”
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Andrew and Luke: “Yeah, no. Nope. Don’t even like that I said that. (Huh?) Might be cutting the whole thing out”
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Chris Hayes: “It’s classy; but, also, kind of… unnerving somehow”
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Chris Hayes: “Kate really bought low… I don’t know how high the stock went; but, she bought low for sure. She saw something that was not, the, the rest of the market wasn’t quite… seeing”
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Chris Hayes: “Please pull over and take us in your car for our podcast, ‘Upsetting and Uncanny'”
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Chris Hayes: Singing “Yo, yo, yo”
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Chris Hayes, Luke and Andrew: “I’m, I’m just getting to the end of the… Twitter meme beef narrative arc. Oh, God. Oh, the Golden–Oh, the Golden Age of TBTL? Yes… Act III… the Act III denouement of that story”
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Grayson: “Poop… diddy scoop stoop… poop! Poop?”
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Luke: “Don’t trust the Internet”
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Luke: “Get in!!!”
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Luke: “I bought a mug to support the show and the idea of infidelity”
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Luke: “It’s not the water!!”
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Luke: “Kids these days, Andrew”
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Luke: Laughing
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Luke: “Like… bananas expensive”
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Luke: “Rude… how rude”
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Luke: Singing “Get… down… boogie oogie oogie… get… down”
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Luke: “Thanks, Daddy”
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Luke: “Thumbs Up for TBTL… Grass, gas or ass. Nobody gets to ride for free”
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Luke: “Upsetting and uncanny”
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Luke: “What!!?”
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Luke: “What!!?” #2
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Luke: “You know, memory is a weird thing”
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Luke: “You were fartin’ through silk!”
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Luke and Andrew: “And, I, I know I’ve told this story before; so, sorry… if… y’all have heard this… but… Working on your y’alls. Love it”
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Luke and Andrew: “And, you had that thing running… it was a lotta minutes! I think it was running for, like, fifteen or twenty minutes… No way! It was not running for fifteen or twenty minutes. I stepped away for, like, three minutes; and, of course, you dialed up in that time”
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Luke and Andrew: Andrew asks if Bean Baxter only serves beans and Luke asks if Andrew knows how magical of a fruit beans are
Luke and Andrew: “Andrew, hello? Can you hear me? Hey, Luke! Great… oh, hi! Hey! How’s it going, man? Good… I think… That was weird”
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Luke and Andrew: “I have a whole life that I live, Andrew, that you don’t know about. No, I know! Including, recording you… some of it… during the show, some of it during off hours… recording you… and then, carefully curating the audio; and then, just trying to spring it back on you when you least expect it (Mmm-hmm. Mmm-hmm)”
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Luke and Andrew: “If you’re having beer and it’s getting on top of you, sausage is no way to fix it… On a giant bun!? Sure it is. Okay, the giant bun’s helping. The giant bun is definitely helping”
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Luke and Andrew: “It’s really funny. They know way more about CBS Sunday Morning than I do… Eh, nobody’s super shocked about that… Yeah, okay… Save it”
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Luke and Andrew: “Like… people are probably gonna be nice… you know, as long as we, as long we, we look non-threatening… I would… hope… it would really help… Yeah… It would really help if you kept that beard under control; that’s all I’m saying. Why are you so obsessed with my beard?”
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Luke and Andrew: Luke welcoming Andrew on to the show but ended up getting Andrew’s message on repeat
Luke and Andrew: “The Garofalo Dome? Two people enter. A poster leaves. That doesn’t make sense”
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Luke and Andrew: “You need to shut that down (Yeah) as quickly as possible”
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???: Spit-take sound
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