Andrew: “And, I dunno know why, I dunno know why I need to go to Negative Town”
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Andrew: “I believe the hamburgers are made of pooter meat… The taste that’s strangely familiar”
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Andrew: “I don’t know!!”
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Andrew: “I still got the Camaro!”
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Andrew: “I’m… I’m… real saucy drunk”
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Andrew: “It’s Tim Van Meredith”
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Andrew: “Lock in your thetans for life”
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Andrew: “Oh my God!!”
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Andrew: “Why did you do that? I hate you, Chris Hayes! Ahh, I used to love you!”
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Andrew: “You’re gonna get one crank in there?”
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Andrew and Luke: “Better! Worse! Better! Worse! I don’t know!! (‘kay) I don’t know”
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Andrew and Luke: “Cochrane, Cochrane, Cochrane. Hey, does this… does, does my Tom Cochrane look normal to you? Could you just take a look at this real quick?”
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Andrew and Luke: “Hey, Luke. Yo. The collars are fine. Move on”
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Luke: “Again, I understand… that in the world, worse things are happening… even as we speak”
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Luke: “Easy, Bunnicula”
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Luke: “Everybody in the car!!!”
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Luke: “I can’t believe he just made that joke”
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Luke: “I love you, Alaska Airlines; but, you’re bringing me down”
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Luke: “I remember nothing from the show; but, it sounds like a thing we would do”
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Luke: “I’m gonna be… quite something on the video this week”
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Luke: “It is a minor miracle… that I’m even here today… because, of the SkyJinx… Ooh… (Ooooh!) that I put up with”
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Luke: Laughing
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Luke: Laughing #2
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Luke: “Lock in your thetans… and overcome your engrams”
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Luke: “Oh, the traffic was horrible!”
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Luke: “Oh, this is getting way too baseball-y… way too fast”
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Luke: “Oof”
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Luke: “Oooh!”
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Luke: “She, kind of, seriously boned him”
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Luke: Singing “Bad, bad husbandry”
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Luke: Singing “Shorty!”
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Luke: “Team Burbank”
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Luke: “That sounds right”
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Luke: “That was, like… honestly, the most… poopy pants, whiny, complainy story”
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Luke: “There has to be an air hole… out of this… out of this nightmare that is waiting in line like a normal person”
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Luke and Andrew: “I don’t have my Cochrane on the ready. Eww, that sounds dirty. Easy!”
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Luke and Andrew: “I have an imaginary friend who takes over my body. His name is ‘Alcohol’… And, he’s not imaginary. No, he is not! I’ve met him… I’ve met him”
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Luke and Andrew: “I swerve on heroin… Oh, good”
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Luke and Andrew: “I’m in the fun! I’m in the fun part… Here come the consequences. It’s called a break”
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Luke and Andrew: Singing “Bad, bad husbandry! Well, I’m thinking bad husbandry is what I got. Uh, huh, huh (Whoa, whoa, whoa)”
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