Andrew: “But, in this one, my head was really a foot!”
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Andrew: “By hook or by crook”
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Andrew: “Doo-doo-doo-doo-doo!”
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Andrew: “Five thousand dollars!? No. My, God! No”
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Andrew: “Go up, you bald head… Go up, you bald head”
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Andrew: “I already feel so batshit about everything”
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Andrew: “I am, I am honored”
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Andrew: “I don’t think that the baldness is the leading problem with me”
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Andrew: “I have, I have a million, million insecurities; but, that’s not one of ’em”
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Andrew: “I think it’s good content”
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Andrew: “I was about to say, ‘I just read that somewhere.’ Yeah… in this article that we’re talking about!”
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Andrew: “It’s not the best… but, it’s not the worst… Like, honestly…”
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Andrew: “Just grow up! Ya big babies”
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Andrew: Laughing
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Andrew: Laughing #2
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Andrew: Laughing and saying “That’s awful”
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Andrew: “No, no, I’m just like Marshall Mathers. This is just a character I play… You know, the Andrew you hear on TBTL is like the Eminem… whereas, the real Andrew is just a real chill guy… doesn’t have a lotta worries… just, kind of, like to kick it, hang out with people a lot… That’s the real me”
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Andrew: “No. Get out of my house. Who are you? Why are you in my house?”
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Andrew: “Oh, God, no”
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Andrew: “Oh, God, yeah”
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Andrew: “Oh, shit!”
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Andrew: “Oh, yeah!”
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Andrew: “Solitary is no friend of yours”
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Andrew: “That is so crude… Such a crude, crude way to introduce me… as nothing more than a farting machine… My goodness, can we do better on a Monday afternoon?”
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Andrew: “Waking up. Working. Going to sleep, dreaming about work”
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Andrew: “We’re gonna bring nudes back. Turns out, people like to look at naked ladies”
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Andrew: “You and I recorded… literally four hours of hot dog tape the other day. Yeah, we’ve got… four hours of hot dog stories in us”
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Luke: “Consinue or Continder”
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Luke: Fumbled the word “Continue” by saying “Consinue” and “Continder”
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Luke: “Kreiger!!”
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Luke: “Laughing so hard, you’re crying and your face is on sideways”
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Luke: “Maybe the listeners will remember. I sure don’t”
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Luke: “So, maybe it… maybe it just would be whack-a-mole… with my insecurities”
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Luke: “That was… honestly, probably one of the better parts of the show; and, I don’t mean that as a compliment”
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Luke and Andrew: “Isn’t it ironic? Don’t you think? God”
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Luke and Andrew: “Now, if it was… full head of hair; but, I would have to have a rat tail… I would take it… That’s awful”
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