Andrew: Enjoying some bass beats a little too much
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Andrew: “How are we gonna fight space ISIS?”
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Andrew: “I will steal all the butter for him”
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Andrew: “I’m just so not a car guy”
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Andrew: Laughing
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Andrew: “Like, I could just… have, like, stop the tape in the middle of it and just started making fart noises with my armpits”
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Andrew: Making two curious sounds
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Andrew: “Oh, no. You went there”
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Andrew: Quiet “Ooh!”
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Andrew: Singing “Like a rollin'”
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Andrew: Singing “Like a tepid hot tub”
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Andrew: “Teach me, Luke… Teach me”
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Andrew: “Whoa”
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Andrew: “Whoa! Ties!”
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Andrew and Luke: “I throw your butter down the stairs… He says something like that. (And, you will…) You will cry… and, you say… and, I will say, ‘Haha!’)”
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Andrew and Luke: “Rest in peace, Radio Shack… Rest in… (These look… like… good… hands!)”
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Andrew and Luke: Singing “Floated a check… at Shoney’s for my daughter. Dance my… (Kited… kited a check at the Safeway on Capitol Hill)”
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Andrew and Luke: Singing “They (They) say it’s your birthday… (I don’t like birthdays) It’s my birthday, too, yeah”
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Andrew and Luke: “Sunday, Sunday, (Yes!) Sunday! You pay for the whole (Yes) TBTL-a-Thon; but, you only need the edge!”
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Luke: “A whoa tie! What!?”
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Luke: “Dear… God in Heaven”
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Luke: “I love me the salt”
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Luke: “It doesn’t chime or rhyme!”
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Luke: “Protes my goats”
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Luke: Quietly saying “We could do whatever we want!”
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Luke: Saying “Free government programs!” as Matthew Lesko
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Luke: Saying “Oh, no you di’int” in a sing-songy manner
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Luke: Singing “They say it’s your birthday… it’s my birthday, too, yeah!”
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Luke: “This is a, a travesty of a mockery of a sham of… two travesties of a mockery of a… bland… dish… cuz… I love me the salt”
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Luke: “This is what kids do”
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Luke: “This one goes to one hundred”
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Luke: “Well, I’m the king of the castle and she’s the dirty rascal”
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Luke: “When I’m in my man cave, opening my man crate… that’s where I’m allowed to have my Elle Macpherson posters”
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Luke and Andrew: “Hey, I have an idea for the song to go out with… Great, good. I’ll play it from my end; but, you shoot it at me like a smoker”
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Luke and Andrew: Luke does not like the opening lines of The Beatles’ “Birthday”
Luke and Andrew: “Notice me, Senpai? Notice me, Senpai. Notice me”
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Luke and Andrew: “What if there is a verification? What if they… what if there’s two… second… two-party verification on this GNC purchased? Were you stoned? This is a high level of paranoia for the middle of the day, my friend”
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