Andrew: “Come on!!”
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Andrew: “I do not think that is the proper nomenclature, dude”
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Andrew: “I mean, this sounds like I’m being glib”
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Andrew: “It’s not my job to police the world. It, it’s… just not”
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Andrew: “Like, I feel like I had been staring at this… bag of bones… which, is never something you wanna hear somebody say”
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Andrew: Making a marsupial burp-like sound
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Andrew: “Nice!”
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Andrew: “Ooh, ooh, ooh!”
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Andrew: “You do, you do have a dirty knob”
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Andrew: “You know what I got in the freezer here… big bag full of bones… and celery butts”
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Andrew and Luke: Andrew staring at a bag of bones and Luke thinks that a recording of Andrew saying that may be used as evidence
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Andrew and Luke: “God, listen to the bass on that. I think that that’s your dirty knob again, unfortunately… it’s distorting everything… Oh, there it is. It’s clean… Will you leave my dirty knob out of this, for once?”
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Andrew and Luke: “This is somebody that you guys do not know… and, you will never know! Umm… Was it Toomgis?”
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Andrew and Luke: “This is, this is a weird episode. This is just where I, where I talk about my weird interactions with dogs… I like it!”
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Andrew, David Burbank and Luke: “He also says… ‘No, I didn’t, I didn’t… (Hey, Andrew) I didn’t exercise… I just went for a long jog’… You asshole. (Exactly) Get off my podcast!”
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David Burbank and Luke: Laughing
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Luke: “And, by popular… demand… by which I mean one person on Twitter… we will have… a TBTL: No Point Conversion (I mean, I figured he had to be in sport; but, he wasn’t in sport!)”
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Luke: “Byeee!”
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Luke: “DFTB”
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Luke: “Exciting, exciting times for me”
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Luke: “Fuck that… by the way”
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Luke: “Here’s three minutes and forty seconds of our lives we’ll never get back”
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Luke: “I suffer from male-pattern laser… baldness”
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Luke: “I’ll polish that knob up later”
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Luke: “I’ll see you on the road to Oyster Dome”
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Luke: “I’ll tell you about a… a ‘travel yeah!!!'”
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Luke: “It is… episode two-thousand, six-hundred… Excuse me… Two-thousand, six-hundred and seventy-three… that’s what I meant to say… (Ooooh!) in a collector’s series” [ed: No, it’s not. It’s episode #2674]
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Luke: “It’s not enough”
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Luke: “Okay… Who’s going first?”
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Luke: Singing “Young body”
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Luke: “The American bald eagle has never been more popular… then (?)… landing on James Packton’s–Paxton’s shoulder!”
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Luke: “This lady seemed… a little extra”
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Luke: “Two oysters enter! One oyster leaves!”
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Luke: “What!?!”
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Luke: “When I’m getting down to the lower parts of the… trying to turn the Enya down, I can hear that kinda crunchy sound… in the knob. I do not like that”
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Luke and Andrew: “Good… Monday to you, my friend. Good morning… my lord”
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Luke and Andrew: “I better not meet this Toomgis… because, I will pull some of his Red Vines out… I will throw him down by his Red Vines… because, and, the ci–and, the cinnamon… and, the cinnamon bun hands… I believe that what his hands are made of. You’re right”
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Luke and Andrew: “Yes. So, don’t get cocky. You’re not my only friend from Cleveland. Alright… Fine… I’m sure he exists”
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