Andrew: “God bless you for making it; but, that’s not the life for me. I’m too lazy”
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Andrew: “I don’t usually consider myself a huge… Burns-head”
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Andrew: “I like to slurp ’em up with a big straw”
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Andrew: “I think ‘Dandy’ is gender-neutral”
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Andrew: “Lemme ask you a question, Luke”
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Andrew: “No, I don’t know what that is”
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Andrew: “Not using straws is fun!”
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Andrew: “Ooh, explicit!”
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Andrew: Saying “We love you Miss… Mitch Haniger” in a sing-songy manner
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Andrew: Snorting
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Andrew: “Strapless, strawless. Whatever”
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Andrew: “The clicking is terrible; but, aside from that, I love this!”
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Andrew: “Well, what’s… the rest of the story?”
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Andrew: “Were there any girls in my class I didn’t have a crush on at some point, like… growing up?”
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Andrew: “Who’s your TBTL Dandy?”
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Andrew: “Yeah, let’s say if, if you heard about the show from Wait Wait… Don’t Tell Me!, then Peter Sagal is your TBTL Daddy… And, that means, Peter Sagal has so many… TBTL children all around this country”
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Andrew: “You know, that would… that would hit me… that would hit me where it hurts”
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Andrew: “You’re, you’re like Pontius Pilate washing your hands of this?”
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Andrew and Luke: Andrew singing along with the Doogie Howser, M.D. theme and Luke saying “Alright”
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Andrew and Luke: Comparing Luke taking out his earbuds while keeping his headphones on with women taking their bras off without taking off their shirts
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Andrew and Luke: “I’m sorry. You were–you said strawless and… and strapless a million times (Yes)”
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Andrew and Luke: TBTL Daddy vs TBTL Dandy
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Andrew and Luke: Trying to come up with a mashup of “Hoopla” and “Poop diddy whoop scoop, poop!”
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Luke: “How sad is my life?”
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Luke: “I sorta like to just swoop in for the hoopla”
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Luke: “I, I dunno. Do they make… cat… sunglasses? Do they make… sunglasses for, for kittens?”
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Luke: “It’s too early for him to get a fish tan-wich… or, even, a fish sandwich”
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Luke: “Kevin and Anita! It’s a mistake!”
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Luke: “Kitty Ray-Bans”
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Luke: “Oh, shit, dude!”
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Luke: Saying “We love you Mark Harbinger” in a sing-songy manner
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Luke: Saying “We love you Miss Hannigan” in a sing-songy manner
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Luke: Saying “We love you Mitch Haniger” in a sing-songy manner
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Luke: Singing “Knee deep in the hoopla”
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Luke: Singing “Knee deep in the hoopla” #2
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Luke: Singing “Storms are brewing in your eyes”
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Luke: “Sorry, I’m just being boring here”
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Luke: “Yeah, man… It’s mas true”
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Luke: “You good? Cool. You good? Cool. You good?”
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Luke: “You have… you have roused this rabble”
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Luke: “You’re done with that, right, nerd?”
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Luke and Andrew: “A Blursday Blowout? Oh my God!!”
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Luke and Andrew: “I guess, my, my auto-correct is a little sexier than I (It is!) expect it to be (Oh, ‘Explicit!’)”
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Luke and Andrew: Luke used another clip of Andrew saying something as part of Andrew’s introduction and Andrew doesn’t like it