A listener sung “Old Dan Tucker” as a message on the TBTL voicemail line and finished it with a nice “Power out”.
Listener: Singing “Old Dan Tucker”
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Andrew: “Ahhh, scratch that itch!”
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Andrew: “But, trigger warning for the phrase… ‘dick autographs'”
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Andrew: “Guys, guys, guys!”
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Andrew: “Hey, Spike. What do you like?”
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Andrew: “I got the ‘stick it up your ass’ part”
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Andrew: “It’s Starfucker!”
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Andrew: “Lemme, lemme start with these two shorties”
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Andrew: “Luke, are you a bio-diesel human?”
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Andrew: “Oh, dang”
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Andrew: “Oh, dang… my GPS is off again”
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Andrew: “Oh, whatever you say… just try not to hurt me”
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Andrew: “Okay… enough ridiculousness. I am now fully closed… clothed”
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Andrew: “Quick update: I am now undressed again”
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Andrew: “Sounds like someone’s got a case of the used-tos”
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Andrew: “This is a very Andrew take on this”
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Andrew and Luke: Andrew has a filthy secret at the top of the show
Andrew and Luke: “Hey, Luke… You wanna know a secret? Yes. A, a filthy secret that’s gonna make the listeners feel uncomfortable?”
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Luke: “Be there, or be beheaded”
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Luke: “Can I just order from you?”
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Luke: Cute laugh
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Luke: “Give me a brark”
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Luke: “I think… there’s something beautiful about me just sitting in a… Hilton Garden Inn towel… on a shitty office chair, talking to you, for one or two hours”
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Luke: “I’ll see you in Hell!”
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Luke: “It… is a catastro-fuck”
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Luke: “It’s just… it’s a disaster”
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Luke: Saying “If you like an unbeeped version… you can… visit our website” as Ira Glass
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Luke: Singing “Here-a-dear-a-dear-a [ph] about an hour ago”
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