Clips From TBTL #2751: Luke Burbank Edition

Luke: “All the best to you, Luke! Exclamation point”

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Luke: “And, Addie would sit there and she would go, ‘Why is it so hot in this car?’ And, I would say, ‘Because… I had you too young… Sorry, bud'”

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Luke: “Bama-lama-ding-dong or something”

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Luke: “Boy, I’m really, I’m… I’m leaning heavily into the air quotes today”

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Luke: “He kept mashing”

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Luke: “Here we go, here we do, everybody!”

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Luke: “Hey, world!!!”

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Luke: “Hollyweird!”

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Luke: “Holy shit! You can buy a coconut on… like, off the highway?”

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Luke: “I… drink your white brine!!”

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Luke: “I’m a man of few words, Andrew; but, most of them are about hating on Cheech and Chong”

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Luke: “I’m cured!”

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Luke: “I’m gonna swipe left on you”

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Luke: “Light on the crippling depression, please!”

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Luke: “Our lives… are so similar to the show; in that, we just talk… and, sometimes we’re recording and sometimes we’re not… that I can never remember… when… when things happen on-air, as it were, and off-air”

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Luke: Singing “We’ve got bread… and beef jerky!”

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Luke: Singing some doo-wop style vocals

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Luke: “That is really news you can use”

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Luke: “These people are doing God’s work, dude”

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Luke: “We’ve seen your brand of crazy; and, we’re gonna find somebody who specializes in that”

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Luke: “What did we all… look at with our eyeballs for that hour? I don’t even know”

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Luke: “Yeah, you’re trying to find something that doesn’t exist there”

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Luke and Andrew: “And, then… he did more of the Monster Mash. Right!”

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Luke and Andrew: “C&C Convenience Factory? Yes”

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Luke and Andrew: Having a conversation in the manner that The Trashmen sing “Surfing Bird”

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Luke and Andrew: “I’m the Count… but, I was never just like… Please… Mr. Von Count is my father. I knew you were gonna say that. Call me The Count”

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Clips From TBTL #2751: Andrew Walsh Edition

Andrew: “Boy! That was a boring story!”

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Andrew: “Eff you!”

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Andrew: “I am Yoda”

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Andrew: “I argue with your goldfish!”

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Andrew: “I had every piece of technology go down on me”

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Andrew: “I had every piece of technology go down on me… Oh my God. Phrasing”

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Andrew: “I hate my performance”

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Andrew: “I, and, also gonna… promote something weird; because, it’s a… a weird thing to promote”

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Andrew: “I’m gonna make you… popsicle? I don’t know. Shit! I should’ve just kept my mouth shut”

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Andrew: “Is he my favorite? Is Oscar the Gout–Grouch my favorite… Oscar the Gout is not my favorite… Oscar the Grouch… might be my favorite muppet, I think”

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Andrew: “Is this what we’re doing here? Are we jumping right into that?”

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Andrew: Laughing and saying “Oh my God! Hit Top Stories! Hit Top Stories!!”

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Andrew: “Oh my God. Phrasing”

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Andrew: “Oh, no, dude. I’m not gay!”

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Andrew: Saying “I’ll take a burger and some fries on the side” as The Trashmen

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Andrew: “She’s my… pardner [ph]

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Andrew: Singing “Weeee-eeee-eeee”

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Andrew: “Son of a… gun!”

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Andrew: “The bird is the word. The bird, bird, bird, the bird is the word”

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Andrew: “We’re both whinging at the same time over, ‘My Hindu friend’, and we’re both wondering if should just bump in with something else?”

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Andrew: “Well, if you just wanted the ‘Uh-oh’ part, Linh Pham has ya… has ya got you covered on… on that. He digitized all these sounds; but, somebody… I thought they wanted the version with the kid”

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Andrew: “What I’ve done is, I’ve stopped caring about other people’s feelings. And, I find it to be really freeing”

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Andrew: “You know what I just learned?”

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Andrew: “You wanna know what true love is; and, and, and proof that I love my girlfriend?”

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Andrew and Luke: Laughing

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