Andrew: “And now, whenever I hear ‘weed’, I hear it in his voice”
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Andrew: “Get outta here with that thermometer talk”
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Andrew: “I don’t know. I got some more weird stuff going on”
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Andrew: “I, I mean, honestly, I can, I can, I think I can take it… but, I just do not wanna hear you doing that in public”
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Andrew: Laughing and saying “Oh, right”
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Andrew: “Luke, maybe you’re the someone”
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Andrew: “Luke’s been drinking again; and, he ruined Blursday!”
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Andrew: “Oh! I’m in!”
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Andrew: Saying “Stay off the weed!!” as Stephen A. Smith
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Andrew: Saying something at the very end of the audio file
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Andrew: Singing the theme from Peter Gunn
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Andrew: “That’s how we do it on this side of the tracks”
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Andrew and Luke: “Do you follow me on that; or, am I editing that all out? (Yeah)”
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Andrew and Luke: “Hey, man! See you’ve been watching ‘The Good Place’… Oh, man, oh, man, oh, man! Have I ever!”
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Luke: “And, I’ve got a lot of skeletons in my closets. I’ve got a lot of secrets. Little dark, terrible secrets”
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Luke: “Could Trader Joe’s create a… enchilada… that… God/Luke Burbank could heat up… so, that it was too hot from him to eat”
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Luke: “Eye-forking”
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Luke: “First of all, we better be mentioned in that mother-forking story”
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Luke: “For some reason, I decided to say… both less and more than I usually say”
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Luke: “Fuck you, Trader Joe’s”
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Luke: “Giant tit machine”
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Luke: “God bless… the… crooked road that led us to… being… America’s number one podcast for those two topics. How did we get here? I don’t really know”
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Luke: “I am… one hundred percent off my grind at this point”
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Luke: “I knew it!”
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Luke: “I trust you… impli-shit-ly”
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Luke: “I was LOLing”
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Luke: “It… felt like I… jumped out of an airplane without a fricking parachute… and lived”
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Luke: “It’s not the forking water”
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Luke: “Oh, God. I’m gonna mess this up now”
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Luke: “Oh, man, oh, man, oh, man!”
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Luke: “Shut up, Tab!! We got D.C. over here!”
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Luke: “That could definitely jack my stuff up”
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Luke: “When, when we dialed up… I was horfing down an enchilada”
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Luke: “Why the frick can’t athletes… Why the fork… can’t athletes smoke weed?”
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Luke and Andrew: “Guess what! What? You still get paid!”
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Luke and Andrew: Luke perfectly timing the “Uh-oh” robot sound over Better Than Ezra’s “Good” and Andrew saying “Perfect!! You nailed it!!”
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Luke and Andrew: Singing “Sky whale, ooooh”
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Luke and Andrew: “That, my friend, is how you hit… the mother… forking… (Settle down) post!”
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Luke and Andrew: Whispering “By the way, speaking of conspiracies… Yeah… I… I knew this was the case; but… Yeah! Yeah!”
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Luke and Andrew: “Would you call me, essentially, your Coke Zero daddy? (Who is your daddy; and, what does he do?) I would call, I’m sorry to say this, I would call Genevieve my Coke Zero daddy… (Yeah, that’s fair) And, I do… Often”
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Luke and Andrew: “You stole my thunder from Down Under (Oh my God)”
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