Andrew: “Boy, we’re just going on some weird paths today”
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Andrew: “But, I… don’t know exactly… how I’m gonna get out of this jam. I guess you’re gotta tune in tomorrow”
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Andrew: “Look at this party animal!”
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Andrew: Making air horn sounds and saying “Remix!”
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Andrew: Quietly saying “Come here, Garfield. Come here”
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Andrew: Saying “It’s not a tumor” in a funny manner
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Andrew: “The cover of it looks like something that just got farted out of… like, MS Paint”
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Andrew: “This makes me want to watch this so bad!”
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Andrew: Whispering “I’m wearing socks in bed!”
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Andrew and Luke: “I miss (Dear God!) this all!”
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Andrew and Luke: “That would be, actually, very arty… And, weird. And, weird”
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Andrew and Luke: “This is the Hamster Dance song… I… am loving this”
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Luke: Doot-dooing the “Robin Hood” song
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Luke: “I don’t know why I have to weaponize everything”
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Luke: “If I was eating shit, I’m not grinning”
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Luke: “My house! My rules!”
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Luke: Saying “It’s not a tumor” in a funny Arnold Schwarzenegger-like manner
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Luke: Saying “It’s not a tumor” in a funny manner
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Luke: Saying “My name is Sue… How do you do?” in a funny, high-pitched voice
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Luke: Singing “Shake, shake, shake… shake, shake, shake… shake that hamster”
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Luke: Singing “That’s Robin Hood and Little John walking’ through the forest. Oo-de-lally, oo-de-lally, golly, what a day”
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Luke: “Well, I don’t care if they hear this”
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Luke and Andrew: “And, used… a sped-up hook from the Roger Miller song, ‘Whistle Stop’… (There you go. Look at the) ‘kay, that feels good… (golden ears on you!) That feels good to be validated”
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Luke and Andrew: “Do you have any other hamster stories you want to share with us before we wrap things up? Oh, do you wanna hear about our bad hamster? No, I’m just… kidding”
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Luke and Andrew: Luke saying “So, we’ll talk about that… and, whatever else pops into our little heads. Coming up in a moment. It’s TBTL. Don’t go anywhere” and Andrew snorting part way through
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Luke and Andrew: “Shit-eating grin is the grossest… (Yeah) It’s the gross–I’ve never understood the origin or why that would be… I can tell you one thing: if I was eating shit, I’m not grinning”
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Luke and Andrew: “Yeah. Because, you and I, share what’s called, ‘Stockholm Syndrome’ (Mmm-hmm)”
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