Andrew: “Down Under in the Big Apple”
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Andrew: “I, I’m a big pistachio man”
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Andrew: “I’m andrew@tbtl.net; and, I’m… super lonely”
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Andrew: “Not all of them came home with you… and, other people have been in there before”
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Andrew: “Ooh! That was tasteless”
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Andrew: Saying “Sepulveda” with the incorrect pronunciation used by GPS devices
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Andrew: Saying “Sepulveda” with the incorrect pronunciation used by GPS devices #2
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Andrew: “That would be this Friday, December… 7th… which is… gonna live in infamy if you miss it. Ooh! That was tasteless… That… that was bad. That was tasteless”
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Andrew: “Unh! Woman”
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Andrew: “Wow… Yes”
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Andrew and Luke: “I would be a very sad person (Yes) if all of them came without shells. I’d be a sad person… if they all came with shells, especially in mixed nuts. That would be weird”
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Andrew and Luke: “I’m not trying to… make your story a… bad story; but, like… You can’t… I can’t; and, I don’t want to!”
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Andrew and Luke: “There, there must be some drops in them there hills. I’ll maybe (Yes!!) go… I’ll go spelunking later; if I can mix my metaphors”
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Luke: “And, I was like a… I was like a kid in a newspaper store… I was like, ‘What do ya got?'”
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Luke: “I agree with everything you just said, by the way”
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Luke: “I am still, even though I have now exercised and showered, I am still finding… little… plastic sprinkles in my private areas”
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Luke: “I’m starting to use terms like, ‘rapt;’ cuz, I’m in Hollyweird!”
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Luke: “Screw you, GPS. I wanna drive by this place I used to go to”
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Luke: Singing “I’ve got the magic stencil”
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Luke: Singing “Unh! Woman”
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Luke: “Spit take… Coffee spit take. I hope you’re happy”
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Luke: “That ain’t coming back”
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Luke: “Unh!! Woman?”
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Luke: “Yeah! If you’re a new listener to the show, this is mostly what it sounds like… recounting things I bought at a CVS on Market Street”
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Luke: “Yes. You’re right… You–when you’re right, you’re right”
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Luke and Andrew: “And… no… Runyon Canyon too tall. And, good luck to us”
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Luke and Andrew: “They were hiding… (Oh, God!) in the upper region of my back…yard!”
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Luke and Andrew: Using weird and unfortunate phrasing when talking about airplanes hovering above airports waiting to land
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Luke and Andrew: “What do you call it up there? What do you call it? Do you call it, ‘The City… of Garbage Troubles’? Wow… Yes”
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