Andrew: “All of that is to say, the first message that I have here is from Phamdemort… from that… Slack page”
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Andrew: “And then, I said something… even stupider”
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Andrew: “And, I love you, Luke”
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Andrew: “Can we just do my… pants drops?”
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Andrew: “Father… mother… bother… brother, lather, leather, weather, tether, feather, heather, heathen, brethren… Pathogen? That’s not right”
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Andrew: “I am an idiot, though!”
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Andrew: “I don’t know if I wanna learn how to do Slack”
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Andrew: “I know I’m Mr. Snowflake”
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Andrew: “I know! What am I doing?”
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Andrew: “I’m not really going anywhere… great with this”
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Andrew: “I’m wrong!”
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Andrew: “It’s a one man meat tent, by the way. Just so you know. It’s just a one man meat tent”
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Andrew: “It’s always… seventy degrees… with a twenty percent chance of rain in my living room”
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Andrew: “Little assholes!”
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Andrew: “Oh my God! What are we doing?”
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Andrew: “Oh, Phamdemort. Please, if it be your will, take this crown from my head”
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Andrew: “Pathogen? That’s not right”
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Andrew: “See, you get me”
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Andrew: Snorting
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Andrew: “So, ‘guadal anal’ is the name of the show?”
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Andrew: “That ain’t the Midwest”
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Andrew: “The writing on that show is sharp AF”
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Andrew: “Wow. This, this show is un…raveling”
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Andrew and Luke: “God! If I could have just (You know what?) told that joke without stumbling. Son of a gun”
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Andrew and Luke: “I know we gotta wrap up; but, let–can we just do my… pants drops? Ooh! Yeah! Easy with Walsh… (Ooh!) words have meanings. Get at it! Get at me on Slack, Phamdemort! ‘Andrew, can we do my pants drops'”
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Andrew and Luke: “Oh… what is our, what is your nickname? Vold–not Voldemort, but… Linhdemort? Oh, Phamedemort? Oh, Phamdemort. Please, if it be your will, take this crown from my head. Yeah”
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Luke: “A Luke Burbank with a few, kind of, dazzling details is a dangerous thing, my friend… and, you armed me with those dazzling details with that Reader’s Digest segment we did”
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Luke: “And, because I’m a fancy boy”
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Luke: “Boys… have a tendency. I know; cuz, I was a boy… and, now I’m a man”
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Luke: “Can I say one thing that I’m sure I’ll regret later?”
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Luke: “Can you get through the day not saying the ‘N’ word?”
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Luke: “Guadal anal”
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Luke: “I’m seriously don’t know what you’re gonna say”
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Luke: “No. I meant, ‘Guadal anal'”
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Luke: “These snow drifts are so high! How high are they, Luke?”
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Luke: “Wait, Virginia… there is a Blursday clause… It will be on Friday”
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Luke and Andrew: “Every… last name on this list… is some–something phallic. Goddamnit. How am I gonna do this? How am I gonna do this? Mike… Bonerton… of Kalamazoo”
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Luke and Andrew: “Is it a… like a murder of crows a meat tent of one? Yes (Is that… how the numbering works?) Mmm-hmm”
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Luke and Andrew: Luke was about to ask the Internet about the Ohio-Pennsylvania “borfer”
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