Clips From TBTL #2847: Luke Burbank Edition

Luke: “Achoo!”

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Luke: “Andrew… I am gonna tell you something”

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Luke: “Baseball’s back, folks! The crack of the bat. The roar of the Burbank”

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Luke: “Cheeseburger, cheeseburger, cheeseburger, cheeseburger”

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Luke: “Flinn… does not have my ball”

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Luke: “God, you coulda used a best friend”

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Luke: “Goldfish… you were keeping track!”

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Luke: “Hard hat, lunch pail. Hard hat, lunch pail”

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Luke: “He is Andrew ‘Oh, ‘Explicit!”… Walsh… And, he likes to pull his boop-boop out of his pocket”

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Luke: “He suck”

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Luke: “I am one… with the animals”

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Luke: “I don’t know what my face is doing most of the time”

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Luke: “I’m just like: I’m back! Burbank’s back! The… the swish of the net… the bounce of the ball… Burbank’s back”

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Luke: “Like, am I just, like, the most annoying guy on the court?”

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Luke: Making a funny nasal sound

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Luke: “Relax, Apple Watch”

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Luke: “Revenge is a dish… best served… cold”

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Luke: “See, Reader’s Digest knows that I know that they know that I know that they know… that I know that they know”

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Luke: Singing “It’s the most Toomgis time of the year”

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Luke: “So, I’m gonna… bop over to Chicago”

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Luke: “Well… dang it!”

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Luke: “You flew too high… on bullshit wings”

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Luke: “You’ve always been… life in these United States”

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Luke and Andrew: “I am really worried that Beta… O’Carotene is gonna split the vote… and… (Oh my God) bring it four more years of Trump… (Oh my God) Seriously (Uh-oh!)”

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Luke and Andrew: “I don’t wanna… start the show off on a negative note. Yeah”

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Luke and Andrew: “I had a dream, Andrew, (Oh, wow) about trumpeting a fart”

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Luke and Andrew: “I’m doing so… you know… (So, you’ll still love me) I’m farting all over you”

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Luke and Andrew: “You down with CDC? You know me”

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Luke and Andrew: “You realize what we still have to do today, though… Oh my God! We’re nowhere near done!”

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Clips From TBTL #2847: Andrew Walsh Edition

Andrew: “All of our Emilys belong to us”

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Andrew: “As a matter of fact, I’m calling bullshit on this one”

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Andrew: “Cha-ching!”

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Andrew: Drawn out “Oh, yeah!”

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Andrew: “Eew, what am I eating? What’s a probiotic?”

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Andrew: “Give your boop-boop a ding-a-ling”

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Andrew: “Give yourself a ding-a-ling”

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Andrew: “Give yourself an ‘Uh-oh!'”

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Andrew: “Give yourself an ‘Uh-oh!'” #2

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Andrew: Having a good laugh and saying “This is so delicious! Oh, this is so great. I’m sorry”

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Andrew: “How is this boring!? How in the world do you think this is boring? This is the best… content we’ve had!”

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Andrew: “I didn’t steal your ball! I don’t care!”

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Andrew: “I don’t know, man”

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Andrew: “I feel like a victim of Reader’s Digest now”

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Andrew: “I’m at howstuffworks.com/human-body/system/nosethroat/canpressingupperlipstiflesneeze.htm” [ed: 404]

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Andrew: Imitating the “Uh-oh!” drop

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Andrew: “In and out”

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Andrew: “It comes from the Land Down Under!”

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Andrew: “It’s… frankly, thirsty as shit”

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Andrew: “My friend, you couldn’t be more wrong”

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Andrew: “Not that I’ve ever noticed!”

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Andrew: “Now, damnit!”

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Andrew: “Now, here’s a question for you, Lucas”

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Andrew: “Oh my God!”

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Andrew: “Okay, here it is. I promised you a fart”

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Andrew: Quietly saying “This is illegal”

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Andrew: Singing “I never promised you a fart garden”

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Andrew: “So, who’s the barber here?”

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Andrew: “This is either new information, or information that I misunderstood before”

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Andrew: “This is like the sneeze, only for the under-bubbles”

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Andrew: “Uh-oh”

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Andrew: “Uh-oh” #2

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Andrew: “We didn’t say that you were ‘Uh-oh!’. We said that your actions were ‘Uh-oh!'”

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Andrew: “We have Toomgis today”

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Andrew: “What do you want, bud?”

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Andrew: “You are unequivocal; and, I will… unequivocally… give you a ding-a-ling”

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Andrew: “You know it, TBTL Baby!”

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Andrew: “You know that I’m a Dyson-head”

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Andrew: “You’ve always been humorous in uniform”

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Andrew and Luke: “Now, we’re cooking (Yeah!) with gas! Now, we’re… (Now, I’m hot!) now we’re putting butter on our burns!”

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Andrew and Luke: Singing along with the funky bass and Luke saying “Nice!”

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Andrew and Luke: “There are… nine numbers in a phone number, right, including area code? No. Ten, ten, ten. I’m an idiot (Yeah!)”

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Andrew and Luke: “They don’t say that! Nobody… nobody (Right) says that!”

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Andrew and Luke: “This is illegal… That’s fine”

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