Luke: “Anthony Swarzak and the Mariners roll into Baltimore… looking to keep their ERA below six!”
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Luke: “Come out, come out wherever you are”
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Luke: “Complex structures like a pyramid”
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Luke: Drawn out “Hey there!”
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Luke: “Heeyah!”
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Luke: “I can feel your bungholes clenching from here”
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Luke: “I don’t know what the point of that story was, Andrew”
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Luke: “I love that kinda shit”
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Luke: “I’ve watched good men die on the hill of self-promotion”
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Luke: “If your finger is ever being sewn back on provisionally… ya got probs”
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Luke: “Lead with the Conan… feed with the Spotless, okay?”
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Luke: “Like, it’s just… hours of this, kind of, bullshit”
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Luke: “My angle is gonna be zero promotion!”
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Luke: “My Luther Burbank brand is strong!”
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Luke: “Nama-saw, nama-say, na-nemesis?”
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Luke: “Ooh, bust! Cap! Roast!”
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Luke: “Ooh, cap! Bust!”
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Luke: “Putting in all kinds of metadata into the… Internet… part of the show”
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Luke: Rapping “Ya need to establish a board”
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Luke: Singing the North Seattle Christian High School fight song
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Luke: “Some people have said these dreams are in opposition to each other… Some people have described these dreams… as each other’s natural enemies”
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Luke: “Some people just shine!”
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Luke: “Somebody told me that that horse didn’t just love rocking, it needed to rock”
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Luke: “The extra Y… stands for… ‘yamberry'”
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Luke: “These are my dudes”
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Luke: “Those were the magic words!”
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Luke: “Well… now you’re in”
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Luke: “What the hell?”
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Luke: “When that was gone, I would just lie down in the snow and… say goodbye to the world”
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Luke: “Would ya like some ice cream, Doc?”
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Luke: “You gotta just, like, flog, flog, flog, flog, flog your project”
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Luke and Andrew: Addressing the catroll caused by Andrew going to CrankyYandy.com instead of CrankyAndy.com
Luke and Andrew: Andrew wanting to make sure that people have the correct context and emphasis on him saying “proud boy”
Luke and Andrew: “It’s a Luke… (House!) house!”
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Luke and Andrew: Luke saying “What I want to say is… Thank you Kelsey… Becky… Adam, Carol… Nancy and Margo… for not making sure that this world doesn’t not exist” and Andrew having a good laugh
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Luke and Andrew: Luke saying “Would ya like some ice cream, Doc?” and Andrew laughing
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