Andrew: “All we wanna do when we wake up on this Thursday is hear the heavy breathing… of the San Diego Chicken”
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Andrew: “Alright. There you go! That is your, that is your Blursday: Blursting at the Seams Edition”
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Andrew: “Andrew… nothing’s wrong. Everything’s fine… Like, just… take a breath… you’re just gonna do a podcast. It’s fine”
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Andrew: “Blursdays do not work… without my microphone… being turned on”
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Andrew: “Calm down, Lil’ Bow Wow. Middle age is gonna come for you too”
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Andrew: “Echo of cacophony”
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Andrew: “Have you ever monkeyed around with this thing before?”
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Andrew: “I can’t figure out what is… more terrible”
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Andrew: “I didn’t write down any show titles, Lucas!”
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Andrew: “I don’t understand it, bro!”
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Andrew: “I get, you know… me, I get a little stampy”
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Andrew: “I mean, you can… can’t take the elitist out of the boy”
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Andrew: “I wouldn’t say high-brow; but, they’re both good, kinda, slapsticky comedies that smart people can enjoy… That was a snobby sentence… Add that to our list of snobbiest things I’ve said on TBTL this year”
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Andrew: Imitating the “Uh-oh!” drop
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Andrew: Imitating the “Uh-oh!” drop #2
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Andrew: “Is there a right way to Blursday?”
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Andrew: “It’s so embarrassing”
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Andrew: “Just wanna hear breathing”
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Andrew: “Man… I wish I was drunk”
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Andrew: “Me birthing out antacid… while I’m looking up what ‘stans’ are”
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Andrew: “Nobody even knows I’m doing it; and, it’s just so, I just hate myself”
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Andrew: “Oh my God!”
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Andrew: “Oh, are you a Kan-stan?”
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Andrew: “That was a snobby sentence”
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Andrew: “The Wazzu! Are you talking about the Wazzu?”
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Andrew: “Then, I’m gonna sit there and, kind of, like, grumpily eat… and, I don’t like to eat grumpy”
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Andrew: “When you… say Twitter, you talk about the validation machine on your phone?”
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Andrew: Whispering “So, watch out!”
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Andrew and Luke: Andrew proposes a rule for TBTL in which they don’t list different phrases for sexy times
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Andrew and Luke: “I want to be on the 737… Max Legroom (Max Legroom)”
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Andrew and Luke: “There are dozens of you! Dozens!”
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Luke: “And, I was… again, kinda… sort of… butthurt about the whole experience”
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Luke: “Eight simple rules for hosting my podcast”
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Luke: “For once, Andrew, this isn’t about you”
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Luke: “I didn’t get stampy”
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Luke: “I know this is so boring. I’m sorry”
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Luke: “I know… jack shit about Canadian culture”
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Luke: “Instagram… is marijuana to me”
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Luke: Laughing
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Luke: “See, Andrew? This is… this is… mindful Luke”
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Luke: “Thank you for taking this away from me”
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Luke: “That’s the next… two… plus weeks of my life”
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Luke: “That’s where, like, I become like a real, legit insane person”
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Luke: “They brought me extra nuts!”
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Luke: “We’re blursting at the seams… with Blursday messages”
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Luke and Andrew: “Can we diagnose the issue? Do you have to pee? Sometimes that’s what stresses me out and I don’t realize it. Wait, hold on… I did have to pee… Thank you! I feel (Ah, good) better now. Let me check in with the San Diego chicken… You okay that Andrew just… peed… live on the show? He’s nodding… no”
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Luke and Andrew: Getting mentioned for sending Luke (and Andrew) the audio files from the Sound Machine and Luke trying to find the “Uh-oh!” drop
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Luke and Andrew: “I just realized… Twitter is alcohol to me… and, Instagram is pot (Mmm-hmm… Mmm-hmm)”
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Luke and Andrew: “Or more importantly… when many Americans’ parents… are… doing the nasty… Of all of the slang terms for sexual intercourse… (I know. I’m sorry) Doing the nasty. It’s not the worst; but, it’s up there”
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