Andrew: “A faux, modern fanciness”
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Andrew: “Alright, I’m gonna be honest with you here; I played a little bit of hooky on Friday”
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Andrew: “But… he… he does it duty-free”
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Andrew: “Come on, Tyler. You got to!”
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Andrew: “Get him to sign a mango!”
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Andrew: “I just sighed really heavily… rolled my eyes… pulled out my wallet, and then made the… errrrrrrr… creaking sound when I opened it… to illustrate my cheapness and my… begrudging attitude”
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Andrew: “I took a photo… in the bathroom in there… because… I dunno, just kinda feeling myself”
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Andrew: “I… am… a very petty person”
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Andrew: “I’ve… told stories on the show about, like, some… pretty shady dumping that I’ve done”
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Andrew: “It always makes me giggle… like a little boy, when I hear ‘duty-free'”
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Andrew: “It would actually have made me feel more comfortable if the place had been a little dumpier”
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Andrew: “It’s the fanny pack of tours”
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Andrew: “Jesus. Yeah”
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Andrew: Laughing
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Andrew: “Meanwhile, I’m trying to buy… two Gatorades behind you, and… I don’t like you anymore”
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Andrew: Mimicking a creaking sound
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Andrew: “Oh, right. Goddamnit!”
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Andrew: “We outtie”
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Andrew: “We’re all just… rock ‘n’ roll worshippers now”
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Andrew: “Well, how about that. I cut her name… off of the e-mail”
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Andrew: “Yeah; but, will I look like a dork? Who gives a crap at this point”
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Andrew: “You gotta eat that Segway”
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Andrew and Luke: “I took a photo… in the bathroom in there… because… I dunno, just kinda feeling myself, since I took a selfie. No, I… (I’m curious to see how this sentence ends)”
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Luke: “God, we’re so old”
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Luke: “I’m a bum… but, I’m a Harvard bum”
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Luke: “I’m about done with this”
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Luke: “I’m just kind of a scam artist by nature”
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Luke: “I’m… fighting the urge to go into borderline religious talk”
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Luke: “Let’s do this”
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Luke: “Puttering… in my tonight pants”
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Luke: “Sorry! Sorry! Sorry! Sorry!”
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Luke: “Tufts, that’s what keeps falling out of my… clumps of that keep falling out of my head… Know what I mean?”
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Luke: “We will sit shiva… on a Segway”
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