Andrew: “And, I am sitting on a story right now that seems so TBTL-y that I wanna tell you; but, I can’t”
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Andrew: Andrew called Daylight Saving Time a fake time zone
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Andrew: Funny, drawn out “Wassup!”
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Andrew: “I can’t cut out every dumb thing I say. There’s not enough time in the day”
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Andrew: “I totally… crashed and burned”
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Andrew: “I wish you could hear what I’m hearing on my end”
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Andrew: “I’m not gonna stand trial here… in your… kangaroo court”
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Andrew: “It seemed like his heart was actually more into hosting a late night show, or… being in comedy; but, instead, got into news and lying”
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Andrew: Laughing
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Andrew: “My brain is so bad that I never remember anything”
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Andrew: “My brain just breaks at that point”
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Andrew: “Oh-ho-ho! That’s… that’s clever!”
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Andrew: “Ol’ frugal Andy over here”
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Andrew: “Sorry… Saving-heads… I just called your time zone… fake”
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Andrew: “Speaking of times zones that’s boggling my mind… boggling my mind, I tell you”
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Andrew: “That guy would hate you, by the way”
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Andrew: “Wasuga! [ph]“
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Andrew: “You know, sometimes we talk about the delay on the line… there was a delay on my brain today; like, a four second delay on almost everything you said. My apologies for that. I am going to be so sharp tomorrow… you could… cut one of those scary Australian birds with me”
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Andrew and Luke: Andrew threatens to quit the show if the clip of him saying “Wassup!” makes its way to Marsupial Gurgle
Andrew and Luke: Noble Prize, Copperston and Smash-mith
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Andrew and Luke: Possible mini-to-mini dreamcatcher
Luke: “Alaska Gold 75K? Don’t mind if I do”
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Luke: “As the Beastie Boys said, ‘Another plane, another train. Another bullet to the brain'”
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Luke: Audio of Luke cutting in and out during the intro
Luke: “By the way, this is The Sportive podcast. Welcome back… I am the Stu-bot… and, that’s the other guy… who does the show… and, he’s in Seattle today”
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Luke: “Go Huskies, woo!”
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Luke: “I am now sweating so hard on this plane, Andrew… but, I’m also fake sleeping… so, I can’t take the coat off!”
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Luke: “I’m in an Andrew hot ZIP out here”
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Luke: “If the crap hits the fan”
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Luke: Laughing
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Luke: “Lemme just read you this line. I can’t believe I’m doing this; and, I don’t know what’s going on with me emotionally that I’m just reading Bob Dylan lyrics”
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Luke: Saying “Everybody razzle-dazzle” as Bill Clinton
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Luke: Saying “That’s-a spicy documentary take!” in a faux Italian accent
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Luke: Saying “That’s-a spicy razzle-dazzle” as an Italian Bill Clinton
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Luke: Singing “Everybody razzle-dazzle” as Bob Dylan
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Luke: “They’re bumping their phones and trading their contacts, and all that”
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Luke: “You’ve turned my heart of stone… into a… let’s be honest… plaque-filled… heart of jalapeño poppers”
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Luke and Andrew: “With great donations come great us prying into your life… Brent (Mmm-hmm)”
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Luke and Andrew: “You just don’t wanna put… new gas into old gas skins. I think that’s… No! No, you do not want to do that”
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